Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • derek

    FIRST!!!

    • Meep

      Btw you're adopted, thought you should know…..

    • financial aids

      well played, sir. Just kidding, butt-wipe. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • urallcool

      someones got to do it…..i will take the first into chivetown.

    • bobsky

      Come on everyone…give Derek a break. This is as good as his life will ever get.

  • Honest Joe

    #19

    Tim Curry…Because he's awesome!

    • ROK247

      LEGEND is a freaking trip man i luv that movie

    • tsukushi_

      He was Eliza's father?! Awesome.

    • Colonel Mustard

      CLUE for TMFW

    • KyleGamgee

      He's my favorite.

      Ferngully!

  • EZEE

    To parents – I have some good news…

    #1

    • dub

      … your daughter's a lesbian.

      • HierArch

        That is good news.

  • EZEE

    #5 And where's my sammich bitch?!

    • Adam

      So how is it that Wolverine can actually get drunk considering his amazing metabolism? Please help me super nerds!

      • super nerd

        he can get drunk he just wont suffer any long term effects or be poisoned by it,and he does drink alot of beer.

      • ProfessorBooze

        Because when you injest alcohol you get drunk. It's pretty simple actually.

        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

          that must be the secret door to the kitchen

  • Anakrusix

    #2 – We found him! It's Waldo back there!

  • Homer

    Anyone posting before me is a douche.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #10 What is seen cannot be unseen

    • financial aids

      I've heard the kitten is getting electrocuted, which is unfortunate. a chiver had a can that had that same look when it died from electrocution. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • KicksCats

        Oh, here we go.

      • ashley_e_love

        that cats not getting electrocuted! wtf is this oneaday porn stuff anyway? gtfo.
        The cat is wtfkitty and the real video is even funnier than the gif.
        chive on

    • Lauren Gentile

      I wish I could give you two thumbs up for that! That picture has officially made my day.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Not a bad start at all!

  • Dan

    not enough awesome

  • Cavall

    #7 I just dont get it. They have mirrors. They can see they are abnormal. Yet the solution is to apply MORE fake tan.

    • ronnie

      I bet my left arm these "guys" are swedish

      • Its-a me, Mario

        Because they cant be Norwegian or Finnish now can they? Anyway, its not like there is difference…

        awesome super sayan hairstyle tho. awesome.

        • TwinCIties

          They're danish.. I have had the fortune of laughing at them many times!

          • nom nom nom

            mmmmmmmm…danish

            • Anonymous

              Hahaha. Homer is funny

    • bobsky

      oompa loompa doopeta doo….i've got another puzzle for you…

  • Yann

    #21's just AWESOME !! 😀

    • DistractedIndividual

      BLAM!
      Mind Officially Blown

    • So close yet...

      Chive's awesome counteracted by Apple's not awesome.

  • Mmm_Ciao

    That's the way my dad taught me how to swim. #8

    • GK-4

      my first swim-test:
      c'mon son, lets play Airplane
      YEAH! –takes the flight pose– hahahahah! WHOOOOAAAAA —Splash–

    • Parkatola

      Not to burst your bubble, but I'm not sure he was trying to teach you how to swim.

  • -KhmerStory-

    I could watch #10 all day.

    • Pufffdragon

      Agreed. Funny as all F@#K

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marc-Danzmann/100000562190022 Marc Danzmann

    #7

    HAHAHAHA —-> just made my day!!

  • codey

    #17 the gif of that is even funnier
    #22 i must try that

    • denzino

      there's a gif? must search… and #12 looks like fun

  • Joel

    #19

    "Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."

    • yoselahonda

      Keep the change you filthy animal.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #20 dude shit his pants hardcore

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      You have to feel bad for the guy…

      • BeccaB86

        Still good enough to finish 15th, but who's gonna remember that? It was hard to watch, but I feel bad for the people who focus on his 3-hole implosion. I'd be willing to bet a good 80% of them don't even know he finished 15th.

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          It was that triple on 10 that imploded him. He still cashed Im sure, but talk about heartbreak. I was rooting for him too. Not freakin Shwartzel.. wack

        • I jerk off

          Hmmmmmmm…. 3-hole implosion.

    • Ryan

      The second he hit that horrible tee shot the look on his face said it all. I'm sure he'll bounce back

    • Vince

      I mean i feel bad for the guy and his day couldn't have gotten any worse, but damn i found this funny.

    • BloodScrubber

      His game failed him for sure but the publicity of it will be priceless. Excellent player all around.

  • Joshua Jersday Hollenbeck

    #5 You know you're a redneck.

    • todd

      it works here too…

  • Joshua Jersday Hollenbeck

    My bad. #11 You know you're a redneck

  • tits_mcgee_

    I was waiting for something to go terrible wrong in #22

  • financial aids

    what a great start to the day! http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Its-a me, Mario

      why not regular aids? why financial?

  • Red

    Especially good awesomeness today. By the way, "financial aids," go screw yourself.

  • musetv

    #10 dramatic kitteh

  • mrjimmyos

    #10 – 'Why am I wearing a leash?!'

  • RustyxTrombone

    #7 and chicks dig these douche bags ?

    • Its-a me, Mario

      yeah? you dont get it right? comic reading indoors-y types who watch Star Wars because Princess Leia is our favorite sister as well make much better hook-ups then those guys.

      What if we read our comics with an orange face? Chances increased?

      • Guse

        Dude, I had to read that about 4 times to figure out what the Hell you were trying to say.

        • Stevo

          agreed, he mangled the language there, G.W. style.

          • denzino

            I thought it was pretty Obama-esque haha

        • shaka khan

          still don't get it….. i give up.

      • chandler

        HAHAHA he talks like zoolander

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #19 Tim Curry is the man!!

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