You’re at a friend’s party and meet this smiling girl in the hall. You have one line…

Can you remind me what I'm doing here?

Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can definitely see myself in em'

It would appear you like sports. You up for a game of touch football?

Hi Miss Haislip…I like the way you ride with your booty on me.

I saw your smile and I had to meet you… what's your name?

What's up what's up? Wanna party? Where do you live? Can I come over? What's your mom look like? Are your friends hot? Wanna party? Can i call you Ms. Tastey? Wanna party?