Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • Kevin Harper


    The key to happiness = a beautiful woman with freckles on her shoulders.

  • Nicnac

    #24 … soooo, did you grab that bite?

  • Nicnac

    #39 #47 … have any of these women heard of windex?

  • wztarheel

    #44 #43 legend… wait for it… dary

  • McBeastie


    Shit, you're right. That shit I just said = tragic loser

    • Mort

      Hey, you get it! and I thought shit couldn't think.

      • McBeastie

        You've thought about shit being able to think?

        • Mort

          Not until I witnessed it in this very DAR.

          I heartily await your response, although I assume it will just be the the same thing I said, since you seem to be unable to string even a simple sentence together that contains an original thought.

  • SuperDanMan

    Way to go patty, helping out a guy in need to live a healthier, but…i was blown away by that message as well.

    Frequent Chive Visitor
    First time to comment on Chive


  • SuperDanMan

    Way to go patty, helping out a guy in need to live a healthier life*, but…i was blown away by that message as well.

    Frequent Chive Visitor
    First time to comment on Chive


  • faemike55

    #14 needs some Holy Water to banish it

  • Bob

    #14 she's fugly anyway
    #28 requires moar

  • elbruces

    #39 is obviously Perez Hilton's ass.

  • Shake and Bake

    #35 is Ricky Bobby driving his fuel saver around.

  • mtpuckhead

    #17 Bubbles is the shit!!

  • apf

    I have been looking at the chive almost everyday for a while now. I have seen the number of galleries and fans grow dramatically. I think this is great, and i love that there is a growing community, however…
    i feel like all the pics of females should only be in separate galleries, or on a separate site. sexy chivettes are cool and all, but the DAR, and the chive in general is becoming nsfw. i come to the site for funny or neat pictures, not to fap. still love the chive.. just wanted to throw my opinion out there.

  • Brick Top

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

  • LalaaFace

    #42 that literllay made me soo happy!:)
    Maybe ill show you my bum?;)

  • MrCjv

    #5, #24, #47 Ok, lemee see if i got this right. Your friend takes a pic of you just after you find out she cheated on you. Is she the same skank in the starbucks as show here? And if so yer better off. Life is better with the follow up picture knowing that women out number men on this planet 2 to 1 at last count so your odds of find a better one are great.

  • Terrence

    #43 #44 # 47 FTW!!!

  • Danielle

    Hellllllo cute guy in #24 !!

  • Sugreev2001

    #44 #43 NPH Likes it,so do I.

  • Spencur

    #42 seriously amazing stories ahh god you people are so good

  • husshb

    more this kind of stuff in in the following

  • nacirema

    #42 what does getting in shape have to do with noticing one of your testicles has blown up? anyway, hope he's okay.

  • LilVanillaGorilla

    #17 Bubbles 2012!

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