Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • nywolf

    #19 Too True!

    • LonelyAirman

      I must be doing it wrong–most of what I'm really looking for is always down by the ooogle (8,9 and 10)

  • Michael Knaak

    #2 could have easily been a double rainbow

    • financial aids

      all the way across the sky http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Jay

      I was looking for the troll face some where in the second picture.

    • MacNCheesePro


  • http://www.that-artist-guy.com Berg

    First? (Mornin' Chive)

    • Molkobain

      If you are a idiot and want to post "First", so be it. But at least refresh the page to be sure to actually be the first one…

      Like Red Forman used to say : "Dumbass"

      • ImpressMe

        Dude…try some decaf….and some prozac.

        • Michael Knaak

          ^ Not impressed.

          • Justaname

            ^ Oh aren't you the clever one! Trying to take his name and turn it on him. His name says to Impress him not that he is trying to impress you.

            • https://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

              Why is everyone here so worried about his comment? Get the fuck over it.

    • financial aids
      • ryan

        indeed, why don't you fuck off oneadayporno. No one wants your shitty porn site

  • DirkyC

    I want a #21 in my house!!!

    • Tyler

      You mean like a freezer?

      • shyguy

        haha, nailed it


      I want a #10 in mine!!!

  • BeccaB86

    I thought you'd forgotten about us. It's good to see you didn't.

  • Blargh

    #10 , a raise? I think not.

    • Mr_Rob

      I think you haven't looked good enough: there are a Supergirl AND a Ghostbuster in the table! Somebody raise with a Wonder Woman or a Slave Leia and I pay to see!

      • Rukus

        Wait, comparing Amber Heard to this emo/scene slag? You have no taste whatsoever. This butterface isn't a raise, she's an insult.

        • McBeastie

          still, boobs though.

          • Mr_Rob

            … and good ones.

            • asd

              she should show more of them
              … so we can decide if it's a raise or not

        • JohnQ

          butterface? wtf

          • The L Train

            "That woman looks hot, but her face… (butterface)"

            I disagree that she is a butterface. She looks very fine.

            • AtomManhattan

              CORRECTION- "Everything about her is hot…but her face"
              So much godamned fail on this site it's sad.

        • aosux

          This chick is hot, I'm not sure what you are looking at.

    • financial aids

      this girl looks too trashy. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • Michael Knaak

        …says the troll

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          How about Jean Grey, Elektra, Storm, Scarlet Witch…hell Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow? To name but a few.

      • dasuperfan

        says the guy posting about porn

      • oh4fuckssake

        Trashier than the bullshit whores on your stupid porn site?

    • Jay Cue

      Someones standards are set a wee bit too high! This girl is an AMAZING natural! Supergirl yesterday was soooo photoshopped! To HONESTLY tell us all if this girl hit on you at a bar you wouldnt take her home! if your answer is no then either your retarded or gay or both!

      • ichibankakoi


      • Rukus

        Amazingly natural? What kind of genetic mutants were her parents to pass on hair like that? As far as taking her home, if I can't do better than that on a night out, I'd rather go home alone. If you honestly say you would take her home, be sure to double wrap and have plenty of penicillin.

    • DaveAmi

      #10 um………..no thanks!

    • Poppin Fresh

      doesn't have to be more or equal to raise… and she's hot… and if someone wants to dress up and show their tits to us on the interwebs, I say God bless them. can I get an AMEN??

      • dasuperfan

        AMEN brother poppin fresh preach it out into the streets and yell it to the mountain tops so all can her your sermon of boobies and hotness and … well. uuhh…… yeah just tell some people about the nice tits on the chive that'd be pretty cool

    • bored

      well,.. I say, win and find her

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/BboyMonkey-Marius/100000220625150 BboyMonkey Marius

    #14 is like converting your shitty monitor to a full HD

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/BboyMonkey-Marius/100000220625150 BboyMonkey Marius

      #15 sorry

    • financial aids

      it looks like a wet penis. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • Warning

        WARNING: that site tries to install a trojan or backdoor, DO NOT OPEN THE LINK!

  • Caleb Jaqua

    I want to know where it is.

  • LonelyAirman

    #7 Pedoclown? Or just the gateway to Pedobear's realm? Scary, nevertheless.
    #12 I KNEW cats could defy gravity, they just wait 'til no one's around to do so!

    • Diana Santos

      i really love to know wtf the people that do that clow were thinking…it's disturbing..:S

  • Airwalktdk

    #11 Makes me feel depressed that i can barely ever get a strike…

    • financial aids

      if a two year old made strikes repeatedly i could understand your statement. it doesn't really make sense otherwise. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Smatt

      It's ok, they missed one!

  • Sanman

    #22 Bitch got knocked the FUCK out!

    • andyg8180

      shoulda been in the kitchen making him a samich!

    • panama99

      Where are all the cries about her actually getting hurt.blah, blah, blah blah, blah!!!!

      Please remove this immediately, it must offend someone.

      • Sanman

        Some deserve to be punched but are not punched, and some are punched but do not deserve to be punched…. who the fuck are you to decide that she did NOT deserve to be KNOCKED OUT??

        I merely stated the obvious, she got KTFO. Go cry somewhere else.

        • panama99

          somehow i'm no longer surprised by how many people on this particular humor site have no sense of humor.

    • Ken

      Boxing rule #1: Whilst in the ring, don't take your eyes of the other fighter.

      • Ken

        Chive Reply Posting Rule Number One. Spell "number one" unless you want a spurious photo to appear. D'oh!

  • GTO


    Dont beat the bubble!

    • prankster

      if she makes it through the ring, she'll restore her breath.

      • GTO

        nice Sonic shout out haha

    • T.T. Tiger

      This looks so cool. Does anybody know what is going on here? Maybe some freediving test?

  • Baleine des sables

    #7 reminds me of this…

  • LukeSkywalker

    #10 Who ya gonna call? This chick and Bill Fuckin' Murray.

    • HanSolo

      fuck Bill Murray, i hope he drags his wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, smelly nut-sack across your lips.

  • GTO

    #17 *drys hands on pants and runs away*

    • P90

      If they'd just hang a pair of jeans on the wall in the first place, nobody would ever need paper towels again.

      • This Is Me

        Oh, that's good. Gonna have to do that.

  • Mike


    • Blumpkin


      • Mike

        sorry man, i don't swing that way. but at least you took it well.

    • Captain Admiral

      Yes. 🙂

  • http://machiavellichronicles.com MaxPC

    Daily morning awesomenss is awesomenss!

  • canuck

    HOCKEY PLAY OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • aosux

      Hell Yes! I'm in Peoria, AZ and I give a huge fuck. Go Yotes!

      • Freddy

        Have fun losing to the Wings

  • LoSo216


    "DIE MAURY!!!!!!"

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #14 epic banana coif looks delicious
    #20 oh, hello, are you here to spit down on peoples heads too?

  • http://Stefanhartman.com Stefan Hartman

    #10 – I'd cross streams with her any day.

    • Robert

      This chick is not that hot……In fact, she's not hot. I give her a 5. Its crazy that quasi-cleavage makes all the difference to some guys.

      • Frank


  • Rebel_Soul

    #10 I have something that is bumping in my bed…would you come over and check it out.

  • Katie

    #19 I feel like such a loser when I actually go onto the desperate section.

  • WordBoss

    #14 If that's Bruce Campbell in a banana, I'm not sure how much more Awesomeness you can get

  • Phil

    fuck off

    • http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

      a sure fire way to make your website unpopular. troll the chive. GTFO.

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