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These mail order brides might be trying a little too hard to be sold (26 Photos)

We all have our hobbies. Mine just happens to be fantasy shopping for mail-order brides with a bottle of Jack. Last night's batch of potential wives must have really wanted the f*@k out of the Ukraine, man. Needless to say, browsing didn't turn to buying. But maybe a few strike your fancy, Chivers?

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  1. Smittifer says:

    Too expensive for my tastes, I don’t suppose there’s a scratch and dent section from one of the more war torn areas is there?

  2. The Great Dane says:

    #16 I think her tits are long…

  3. asadalmighty says:

    O.M.F.G I can buy a Piece of super Hot A@@ and they come with a lifetime benefits package (or at least long term enjoyment facilities.) Awesome well if I could Layaway I want #4, #7, #13, #15, #18, #19 SHE SUCH A SNAKE CHARMER AN AWESOME QUALITY IN A WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! That will be

  4. NELSON says:

    #15 IS SOOOO SOAKED BETWEEN HER LEGS, DAAAAAAAAAAMN, SHES A SQUIRTER!!! BUT TOO BAD HER FACE WAS PHOTO CHOPPED!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    #16 does that mean discount?

  6. That Guy says:

    #26 rrrrraaaarrrr you are a tiger. you are a tiger devouring your prey. rrrraaaaarrrr. show more teeth… your fearless. bad kitty… and i'm spent.

  7. MrCreole says:

    #15

  8. >18Only says:

    I think most of this batch will be staying in the Ukraine.

  9. buttercup says:

    i'll take a #3 or #7…thanks

  10. Michael says:

    Number 22 you are correct she is smokin hot

  11. Sean says:

    #5 she would be a good cook

  12. Sugreev2001 says:

    #4 #12 #22 #6
    For Chives Sake,these girls need to come West.
    How I wish Hot Chicks were an "Add To Cart" away.

  13. Daily Dump says:

    [...] A new batch of Russian mail order brides is now available…[The Chive] [...]

  14. safarasin says:

    whata

  15. Tyler Wilson says:

    #24..
    says you’ll love me cuz i’ll lock the door behind me

  16. Franklin1138 says:

    #4, #12, #13 (Benny Benassi, anyone?)

  17. meganohmegan says:

    #5 awwwww oh work it megan fox

  18. Drunk Rugby Player says:

    Its between #7 & #22 Ill have to bring them in for a final test

  19. vitobonespur says:

    #7, #12, #20…and in that order please!

  20. baltimorenick says:

    #13 is in the Benny Benassi video for the song Satisfaction

  21. l0ptbuk says:

    OMG, I believe #11 is a girl named Olga, she actually owns one of the dating agencies in Odessa Oblast. I may have dated a few Ukranian girls over the last few years

  22. dawg065 says:

    #12 and #19.wrap em' up.i'll take em'.

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