Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • Jason sampson

    The river ran yellow with piss that day, my friends.

    • Bear Grylls

      I was there, trust me!

    • Troll of Truth

      As do all rivers with tubers

    • Tex

      Be careful when posting pics of hot bikini clad girls from Texas…the hotness that will ensue could possibly break the internet.

      • TCUchiver

        about time someone else started helping me stick up for our great state and the beautiful women that we call cowgirls

    • kraze_eye

      Little do you know Bear Grylls is at the end of that river, taking his fill…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ethan-Uranga/16721590 Ethan Uranga

      Too bad that's not UT's river raft race… Its Texas State's… Dont be claming things UT Guy..

      • Jerkoff

        No, it's Northern Douchebag University's. God I hate people misrepresenting on the interwebs

      • llano2

        Yeah, it couldn't be UT's. Has any UT douchebag ever had his/her picture taking without flashing a hoof-'em horns?

      • UT Sucks

        Definitely Texas State not UT

    • financial aids
      • Sallie Mae Default

        You're becoming the "Paula" of the Chive asshole. Nobody's visiting your fucking site. I've also noticed (from other posts) that you have some grammatical difficulties. Maybe you should lay off the porn and start a website like http://www.learntoreadandwrite.edu.

    • awesomesauce

      And not a black guy in site.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    Mind the Gap #4

    • Stanford Belowski

      Gap the mind.

    • financial aids
    • Vin

      Gap minded.

    • northerner

      Sweet Ginger! She's awesome!

  • Michael

    #3, #4
    Ginger. Ginger Bread.
    the chive is getting clever with this

    • Ron

      Don't give them that much credit, they probably didn't even think of it.

  • jason

    #45 =D

    • Anon

      Totally not shopped.

      • Poppin Fresh

        If you are looking to see if it's shopped or not, then I have bad news for you…

        • the poop shoot

          you'll shove your cock up his ass?

    • ROK247

      so many hot girls around – there must be something in the water. oh hey there it is.

    • nunya

      more of whomever she is, please.

    • financial aids

      i am a terrible terrible person. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • BluZack

      Giorgia Palmas

  • Wilson

    #6 Mmmmmmmm I want…

    • HEAT


    • disturbed

      In-N-Out! I'll have a 4×4 w/fries animal style!

      • http://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

        And heartburn to go…

        • disturbed

          Small price to pay my friend.

        • its_forge

          And at least three clogged arteries!

      • CaptainInsano

        Love the burgers.. but hold the animal fries YAKKITY YAK!

    • spud

      I MISS In-N-Out!!!

      … and California 🙂

      … I live in Idaho now 😦

      • who knew

        Oklahoma here.
        Missing my In and Out.

      • hungry

        That's my first stop after I land in San Jose!
        They need to expand to Ohio….
        …..I need to get out of Ohio…

    • The Cozz

      #15 Mmmmmmm I want….

      • ron c

        um, seeing the caption and no face i hope that is not the boyfriend posing. come on chivers, thechive has done it to us before…………………………

    • financial aids
    • Skid


  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    FETCH Fitch #1

    • Brendan

      Get back in the kitchen you silly girl…….and send the dog out he is way better at frisbee.

    • Chauvinist

      Oops, must have left the dog in the kitchen

    • word


    • bags8888

      I'll get that fitch a brisbee – fitches love brisbees!

    • Cal


  • toby

    and the winner is…

    • um..

      the girls

    • Greg

      Definitely red shirt. He could be racist.

    • timetravlr

      the bottom one,cause she obviously wants to be touched

    • Brendan

      HAHA trick question, they are both losers.

    • dasuperfan


    • The Cozz

      Dat ass….

      • CaptainInsano

        The bottom guy's just gettin ready to SPANK DAT ASS

        • Ken

          The red shirt guy is just being as cautious as possible as that bikini model may be packing more than he is willing to handle. Cudos to taking the necessary precautions.

    • Petey

      i say red shirt wins b/c he added the boner shield

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrison-Carpenter/100000021108778 Harrison Carpenter

        lol I know right?

  • brad

    #1 in yo face bitch.

  • Urban

    #39 I likes baby gap!

    • Wesley Mantooth

      I'd shop there…

      • Touche

        I see what you did there.

    • Admiral Ackbar

      It's a baby gap! But a very nice one. I'm Admiral Ackbar and I approved this message.

    • ROK247

      i would like to see more of all of that. thats the kind of backyard daddy likes to camp in.

    • financial aids
      • T Bags

        Dude, fucking stop it with the shameless plugs!! Its really getting old!

    • JBinNC

      I just feel kinda weird calling it a baby gap. Maybe a mini gap?

    • ChiverX

      OH Lord! That is the BEST Chive photo of all time! Perfect proportions. FIND HER!

    • Charlie

      much better than huge gaps

  • Smirnoff


    • Ilya Jay

      I think he's throwin a blocking elbow to fro guy

      • ThereWasShrinkage

        It's more a hover elbow. And that guy putting a block? Please

    • Jak

      Does fro guy look like a jewish james franco to anyone else…well, then, me neither

      • Knuckledonkey

        No, but that does look like Alice Fraasa, the Snorg Tees girl.

  • Jennifer

    #44 CONGRATS!!!

    • Scotch

      Y U USE ICE with BLUE

      • Daniel Patrick Scannell

        I was thinking the same thing.

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Yes congrats, but after seeing #45 I think my pants just got pregnant if you know what I mean.

    • Don Juan

      On my deathbed someone better pour me a glass of JW Blue!

  • Falco09

    Way to ruin that Blue Label with ice.

    • Ryan


    • Jason

      seriously. blue label is left allone. Congrats on the child though….

      • Motte

        Serioulsy, get that blended garbage out of here. Congrats when you discover a good 15 year old single malt. HATE HATE HATE!!!

        • Jak

          Yeah, because your a dad now, you will have plenty of money to spend $100+ on a bottle of booze. Fucking idiot

          • schango

            Said the guy with bad grammar.

          • kurt

            blue is like $230

            • its_forge

              Wow that much eh? Woof. And it's a blended? I don't know if I'd pay that much for a blended Scotch.

          • hatorade

            Someone needs a higher paying job!

    • quintus

      I agree and understand, but the man's a father. Cut him some slack and just enjoy him enjoying something nice before he becomes sleep deprived for the next few months.

      • Sick

        Now, if he could save some of that Jager to help the baby sleep…

    • oldschool

      exactly. should be a crime. stick to the jager.

    • J.Walker

      you said it buddy

    • Jak

      Did you buy that bottle? Then shut the fuck up and let the man drink the way he wants.

    • Poppin Fresh

      Thank you, ice Nazi, what if he drank it quickly?

      • Justin

        that would be a waste too, who drinks blue quickly? learn how to drink children

    • dthbrngr

      I think more important than the ice in the Blue Label is that we have Jaeger in the same liquior cabinet.

      • Jak

        I don't see a cabinet in either of those pics. And I'm just assuming that neither one of those bottles are getting put away. I know the bottles I got to celebrate my 1st born didn't last.

    • financial aids

      it's perfectly fine. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Raymond

      Haters gonna hate

    • Wisk E Connoisseur

      Johnnie Walker Blue label is an excellent blended scotch whiskey, maybe one of the best. It's about $220.00 a bottle in my region. But if you're a scotch drinker, you should definitely own a bottle of Blue. An incredible (and totally underrated) single malt whiskey is Knappogue Castle Irish Whiskey. It's only about $50.00 a bottle, but it tastes like a $200+ whiskey. Don't work for either company, just a devoted Chiver and proud alcoholic.

    • http://www.facebook.com/manuelrionda Manny Rionda

      Just so y’all know, that was the first drink of the night. My cousin (the new Dad) just grabbed the nearest glass he could find, and didn’t notice the ice. We were all just to damn happy. To his credit, he did do a double-take when he had the first sip, and I think we can all agreed that Blue Label is not something you throw away… even if it dose have ice.
      CHIVE ON !

      • Diego

        No fu#&$@g way!!! I got on the Chive?!?! YOU ROCK MANNY!!! Nobody mentioned the COHIBA. Haters gonna hate with the Blue Label on ice…

  • semi boner

    #1 ill that bitch a frisbee BItches love frisbees

    • BaJezzus

      more like, "throw that bitch a frisbee, bitches love frisbees"

    • dthbrngr

      you might also be semi retarded. read what you typed, facepalm and go sit in the corner. no Chive for you!

  • Unknown

    #45 All Day

  • aosux

    #14 "Every shit is an emergency! Does that explain my eating habits?"


    • Jerkoff

      Is that how you felt Patty?

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      I seriously suggest looking up the rest of his specials. One of the best comedians since Carlin.

  • TIZ

    #40 you see the bottom guy here is just hiding his boner

    • schango

      If the girl wraps her leg around you, that should make you feel a lot more comfortable about putting your hands on her. He could have put this hands on her ass.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        A guy like that probably lives at his parents house still, needs to show the vacation photo's to mom and dad – hiding your boner or ass grab a chick….its a though one I know, but I understand his choice.

  • Bob

    Forever alone.

    • Paul


    • financial aids

      she obviously doesn't get laid. Not like I do either… http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Laura

      Its a pregnancy pillow. It supports the back and hips. (I know, because I have one – Im pregnant with twins). So clearly, she will not be forever alone! 🙂

      • TicTac

        And better to have a pillow in your arms than a moron….

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Congrats to you, Laura.

      • Coldzilla

        Congrats!!! 🙂

      • HANK

        But you will

  • disturbed

    Get that bitch a frisbee…. Bitches love frisbees! #1

  • mick

    #42 Yup, that was basically my day

    • Jessica Condrey

      this is me on my day off lol

      • DistractedIvdividual

        This is me on my work days :] lol

        • HANK

          This is me pretty much everyday since discovering the chive:) olo

  • Sean

    #17 #18 That is awesome!!!

    • Anakrusix

      I was about to post the same thing. WAY TO GO!

    • bull1123

      Keep it up buddy!

    • Derka

      many thumbs up!

    • cwhoa

      whatever happened to that chick who was going to undress for every 10 lbs he lost? I think she owes us some updates

      • sureman123

        good question… WTF.. did she chicken out??

    • financial aids

      win. patty is win. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • http://www.facebook.com/smuhlenkamp Stephen Uhlenkamp

      Right the EFF on Patty! I gotta show how epic you are too my roommate. He's always complaining about how he struggles to lose weight, but I think that if he sees how it can be done and how much better he can look and feel about himself he'll start to work a little harder rather then just complain about it.
      Keep it up mate, you look like a million bucks!

    • chyeaaaaa

      Absolutely killing it! Congrats man!

      • Patrick M.

        Thanks everyone. Y'all rock.

        • joe

          What happened to the chick taking off clothes for your motivation? Us chivers know that your working hard at this and we want to see you get what was promised to you for your hard work. That and we love boobs.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      whats awesome is that since he is losing the weight, only one shirt seems to fit him. I like that shirt but every 'after' photo of patty is in that shirt.

      • S.O.B.

        Don't you think they are doing that so you can see exactly how he has changed over time?

  • Random

    #18 – how much does Patty weigh now ??

    • qteam3d

      Indeed, how much? Whitney's not taking her clothes off for good-looking pictures.. we need a number!

      • The Devil

        Phhft, that broad wont post anymore pictures. hasnt been one weeks.

        • Airwalktdk

          thats because i don't think patty has hit his next 5lb mark – or if he has i haven't read it anywhere…

        • just cause

          cuz her face looks like it went through a meat-grinder.

  • Mike073

    #22 – What a badass.

    • timetravlr

      Jimmy Hendrix FTW

      • Doug

        Ghadfi is finally taking down Bieber. Awesome!

    • jimmy

      The day Jimmy died…is the day talented music was never more!

      • zdrake13


        • Hank

          I know what a tard. If you're going to make a statement like that about someone, you should, at the very least, know the persons name.

      • MetalHead

        Until Dimebag Darrel picked up the ax and put that old shit to shame. RIP Darrel Abbott

        • DistractedIvdividual

          Jimi is untouchable

          …Darrel was great as well but will never beat the master.

          • Just Saying

            Dimebag Darrell was banned from every guitar contest in Texas as a teenager because he was winning every year. That gives him a slight edge in this argument.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

              Dimebag was an epic guitar player. to question that is to prove yourself ignorant in the ways of music. His impact an inspiration to the new generation of musicians is massive. but Hendrix… is legend.

            • Its-a me, Mario

              There is no argument when Hendrix is involved….so, there is that.

              And going back every year to be banned (how can you be banned if your not willing to compete?) is kinda lame anyway…

    • Rocco

      Go get him Jimmy!!!

  • Brother Maynard

    #17 #18 Good on ya!

  • HankT

    #4 and #39…Thank you Chive

  • JROC

    Beautiful gap #39

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