Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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#22 It isnt just me!!! Thank God. Ok, in the land of PERFORATION where things are made easier for you my a machine that makes little cuts for easier opening…………BULLSHIT!! Even tear a check on a perf line only to have it tear wrong killing the check? WTF?!!? The land of PERFORATION is HELL, HELL, HELL!!! Run for your lives! (Or just get a box cutter)

#21 "…and I'm all outta bubble gum!"

#21 READY FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

#18 There has been a spider on the floor watching me for the past hour, I named him Joey

#22 cracked me up, but so truuuuuue! Moar of these!

#12 It's 5 o'clock somewhere……