Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Ilovelempnsquares

    #18 once you’ve read it, you can’t stop thinking about it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #7 Mmmmm…vader cakes.

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #18 Read this at 4:30 am in my dark, dark room. Fuck it, I'm staying up.

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  • Rocco

    #18 What is about astronauts? I dont think that they have spider on space shuttles.

  • jessie

    #18 is def not awesome…rly rly not awesome

  • kevin

    #18 What about in Space?! SPIDERS IN SPACE! Michael Bay's next movie… With lots of explosions

  • yourmother

    #21 straight gangster

  • NotaTrap

    #14…pussy and money…never too far a part…..

  • pat

    #5 as with all great spartan kings, he came out of the womb with beard intact.

  • misschris

    #2 – I want to go there, and do that.

  • patov40

    #14 "Cash rules everything around me, CREAM, get the money! Dolla', dolla' bill ya'll!B)

  • deebo

    #2 is photoshopped sumthin' fierce. The island is perfrectly symmetrical. And the clouds are VERY similar too.

  • OhSomeEvil

    #15 Women have smaller brains then Men.. it's science..

  • uncle scrotor

    Oh come on, I’ve seen #17 yesterday, and maybe the other day(s) too. Nothing THAT special about a giant rabbit!

  • CNB

    #10, robot from captain morgan commericial!!

  • http://twitter.com/TannisNinja @TannisNinja

    #8 made me laugh a little toooo hard… I think I'll make it my facebook pic

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

    #21 awesome LMAO

  • killacam

    #21 this is from my school i saw this dude yesterday, its a stupid ass game called zombies and human. hes a human.

  • Stats

    Considering that ~4.5 million people view Sexy Chivers every Friday, and assuming you refer to all of them as Chivers, that would mean that 450,000 Chivers are incredibly awesome human beings. Taking into account the world population of ~7mm, I would say that – with a high degree of significance – one may freely assume that 6.42857143 × 10^-5 of the world population are incredibly awesome human beings.

    • haterade

      you really missed the point there, didn't ya?

      It's ok, we dont expect statisticians to be smart. I like the numbers and stuff though. It adds to the impact of your failure to understand what was said.

      • Stats

        To be brutally honest, I couldn't decipher what you were talking about, as it made no sense what-so-ever. So, instead I just provided more interesting stats.

        • haterade

          fair enough. The fact being represented is not that spiders are always 3 feet from you. The fact being represented is that some scientists THINK that spioders are always three feet from you.
          If we were to notate it, it would look like this:

          Ex(x=By) Where x = scientist, B= belief in, and y=always a spider around.

          There exist some scientists that think spiders are always around.


          • jungwildeandfree

            Ergo, we can conclude that some scientists are paranoid and delusional.

  • Jon

    You should change the name “thechive” to “thereddit” with the amount that you steal from that site

  • wztarheel

    #21 Is that a blunt in his mouth?

  • stickeys

    #6 Now THAT is minding the gap.!!!

  • doublemeat

    I really like these gifs

  • BrownNote420

    #14 Notorious C.A.T.

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