Best photos of the week (50 Photos)

  • frank

    Thanks to another great week Chive!!

    • Gabriel Noronha Grecco

      And I must point out that, in view of #3 #11 #13 #19 #39 this was a remarkable week

    • financial aids

      what an excellent collection.

  • n1ghtstalker

    They say to get on the road to recovery you must start by acknowledging you have a problem….
    So here goes.
    Hi everyone, my name is n1ghtstalker and I am a chiveaholic!
    I have been using chive from morning until night for over a year now and can't stop. I even read posts that wouldn't normally interest me because I know they sometimes insert random hotties in the middle of them! I need help!

    • None Selected

      No worries. It's a large support group. Unfortunately, we have yet to find a higher power that doesn't chive as well. There are worse things.

    • The Cozz

      *In unison* "Hi, n1ghtstalker…"

    • Paula_

      Hello n1ghtstalker.
      Unfortunately we can't help you. I myself tried therapy to get off The Chive, but now my therapist is an avid Chiver too. And she's recommending it to all her other patients.
      The Chive is spreading faster than a zombie attack. If you ever see someone that is not a Chiver yet, the best thing you can do is take down their internet connection before they can discover The Chive. This might just save them.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Tee-Boz

        Go away Paula!

        Hi N1ghtstalker, stay away from her , she's the local attention whore!

      • Eli

        I don't know why every one hates you. I remeber when I started chiving not so long ago reading some of your comments andI thought they were funny. Then some weeks later everyone hated you…What happened?

        Anyways…Chive on!

    • Yawn_thesis

      Try going outside and talking to people

    • Greatscott

      try getting a girlfriend, a social circle, a job and a few outdoor activities that involves sports and fitness and not sitting at starbucks sucking on a grande while using their wireless.

    • bigdickmcgee

      Once 7th grade is over you'll feel less inclined to stop by more then once or twice a day. Is your mom hot and lonely?

      • Ryno


  • Alec

    #13 Chive, please find her, we need to love her MOAR!

    • Alec

      or #19, or #29 would suffice, to say the least

      • n1ghtstalker

        I am sure 29 is "Star Wars Girl". May be wrong but its a familiar ass!

        • its_forge

          No SWG's butt was cute but this one is amazing.

    • CCC

      michelle pieroway

    • Henrik

      And also we need moar of #3

      • Morestar

        pretty sure thats myleene klass

  • Drew

    I'd love to know the story behind #44

    • Username unavailable

      Just watching Blake Griffin highlights.

    • Brazzers

      looking at how bad the refs calls are for any team they play

    • bbqboobs

      No way. That's Trevor Ariza. He got traded two years ago, after the title against Orlando. This goes a lot farther than the Blake Griffin era.

      • Leeks

        It was Shannon Browns first big play as a Laker. He got a badass block on a breakaway dunk attempt. It was called a foul, but he got up so high he just snatched the ball out of the air instead of swatting it. I couldn't tell you who they were playing, but I can still picture the block.

    • Tex

      Security tape from Eagle, CO

    • mikey

      They just saw a photo of Paula………

    • That Guy

      Here is the clip

    • Kayla Smith

      2 girls 1 cup….

    • Cabinderada

      So glad someone decided to answer this question because I was curious about it too. The rest of you folks – you are so funny…

  • goober

    #18 People just dont jam like they use to

    • ron c

      thats why they need to bring out keytar hero on he xbox and the playstation. and add a regular or electric cowbell for the special gift in the pre order game

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 67, Standing Still at Concerts

      Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, or love, or breaking up with someone, or not being able to date someone, or death.

      So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.

      The result is Belle and Sebastian concerts that essentially looks more like a disorganized line of people than a music event.

      If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage.

      Note: the addition of the drug ecstasy changes everything.

    • Larry

      I think the one chick is my girlfriends aunt

    • financial aids

      i remember those days.

  • Kai

    Is that "The Day Jimmy's Boa ate the wash?" I totally forgot about that one. #46

  • Kyle

    And everything in the world was right. Chive On!

  • Spencer

    #29 is awesome

  • @arunkarthik

    who are #7 and #22???

    • HammySammy

      # 22 is Amber Heard, but unfortunately that is supershopped supergirl

      Seeing that made me sad

      • Aytchie Jansen

        That makes me so sad. If only it were real…

    • shata

      A hot chic and a shitty shoop

    • Mike

      I'm 90% sure that #7 is Nicci Pisarri… amazing!!!! Gotta appreciate a woman who can pull off a great side-boob!!

  • Zach

    #25 Just wanted to say kudos for leaving the watermark on the Emo cake. I'm a loyal Chiver and a Cake Wrecks reader and I like to see credit where credit is due. Chive on.

    • KCJake

      The first time I read that, I read "Elmo cake cuts itself". I pictured a very sadistic Sesame Street.

  • markus schulz

    #44 is a shannon brown dunk!!

    • Nick

      no man, they are watching the one man, one jar film on the big screen!

    • financial aids

      shannon brown is legit

  • Seannerz

    #40 Careful kid. This is the Chive. You can never be too sure in that scenario.

  • Sean Cyphers

    #43 and #44 Well played Chive, Well Played!

  • Frankie

    #49 moar please!

    • Adam Heffelfinger

      I think we need to get her to send in moar, if not get her a post

  • copperbum

    dude(s) #35 is rank! not hot!

    • riverjns1234567

      copperbum is gay

      • copperbum

        yeah, i guess when i didn't object to you sucking my cock that must've tipped people off.

        • copperbum

          wth man

    • its_forge

      Seconded. I'm sorry, plastic tits that stand perpendicular to each other and to the woman's chest are the exact opposite of sexy. The woman was probably plenty sexy without the ridiculous ugly surgery – but of course, a woman who looks at her perfectly-fine b-cup chest and says "I need to go have ugly plastic globes sewn onto me" is never truly beautiful.

    • Ummm

      Dude – That is the ever-elusive (that means rarely seen) "Side Boob From The Rear"! You have to appreciate the rarity!!

  • Mahonster

    #22 it’s like “save the cheerleader”, except… wait… Damn.

  • Peter Rios

    #7 SCHWING!

    • Adam Heffelfinger

      Great… Fucking love those movies. haha WAYNES WORLD, WAYNES WORLD!!!

  • Guy

    Whos is #32?

    • BobSugar

      hottie Liz from my Miami… she is a Chivette.

      • Yucky

        I vote Liz and Dylan for the next two spots in the Chivette calender!!!

  • bkfrijoles

    just #13

  • RustyxTrombone

    #49 find moar

    • Gboy

      Tilt the screen 😀

      • Floyd Wine

        and then turn the contrast down……

        • Radical

          or here's a crazy idea : visit a porn site, or google tits with safesearch off.

          • ranD

            but those arent HER tits!!!!!

  • Brazzers

    #44 Fuck the Lakers

  • Dan

    Is #3 Myleen Klass?

    • dutboy


  • Tee-Boz

    #37 , yes we get it you're "out there", now please just FIT IN!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    good to see whitney is keeping up with her end of the bargain on #26. she looks so naughty with that beer helmet, have i found the next mrs.beermonkey?

  • ronnie

    What the fudge is it? #37

    • Tommy2X4

      That guy is dressed to pick-up women. NOT!

    • Steve

      Its Paula!

      • bigdeal

        LMFAO i literally did. ive seen one of her shitty posts and im already fucking done.

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