Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • dean

    #17 I'd steal this cab

    • hawking

      #7 looks more like sam kinison .

    • financial aids

      lol that's a pretty pimp cab. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • tom a

        why is this guy not banned or somehting?

        • Schrodinger

          I've reported this spamming asshole multiple times. Apparently Chive Admins don't give a shit.

  • Justin

    omg, am i first?

    • Justin

      damn i guess not.

    • ( . ) ( . )

      really justin?? really??
      go fail somewhere else..

      • Go to sleep kids

        you're dumb too

    • Justin Beaver

      No you are not, but you are a douchebag…

    • financial aids
    • dasuperfan

      nope … but we do have a consolation prize ……….. you're retarded

  • UMLNOw


    • GI Joe

      And another in a long list of fails…..

    • Jonathan

      CGA Fail

    • financial aids
      • ronnie

        stop it

        • oh4fuckssake


    • thatwasfun

      best for you to stick to mixing those aggregate's and mortar-good luck btw

  • Brad

    #2 – There I fixed it.

    • financial aids
    • apple

      i bought this car for 700$ last week. need to find out where he got the sweet rim

  • Paula_

    You could fit a lot in #22.

    – the one you love to hate

    • financial aids

      not where I come from. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • WARNING

        WARNING: that 'pornsite' installs AntiVirus Pro, a hard to remove FAKE anti-virus program that nags a lot ("pay to get non-existent viruses removed") on your computer. DO NOT OPEN THE LINK!!

        • oh4fuckssake

          I can't believe you had to find that out the hard way.

        • dub

          You just had to? Just haaaaad to check the one a day porno. Try pornhub. Tons of porno per day. And free.

    • ...

      I dont know who I hate more. You or Julia Roberts.

      Probably you.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Chive should do a post for us where we can thumb up or down to vote on a permaban for Paula. Or her/his whole subnet just to be safe.

      Because I don't "love" to hate her, I just hate her.

      And I can only assume that she looks something like #8 …only with Steve Buscemi's eyes.

      • Beldar

        Who's Paula?

        • dasuperfan


        • Paula_

          Who's Beldar?

          – the one you love to hate

    • ronnie

      Thumbing you down has become a reflex.

      • Paula_

        So in your case I come right behind masturbation?

        – the one you love to think about during…

    • Darksoul

      Don't worry Paula I'm your fan.

      • oh4fuckssake

        he/she has actually kinda grown on me too.

        • Paula_

          Look at your comment. Now look at my avatar. Back to your comment, and back to my avatar. Look at your comment. I'm an IT dear, an IT.

          – It

    • KeyserSoze

      I like you. I don't care what the others say.

      • Phondo

        agreed. i always laugh when the rest of these faggots respond to her.

    • mgreen

      fucking hate this bitch

  • Tee-Boz

    #1 i fail to see how this is awsome, enlighten me?

    • Phil

      its awesome because its not you

      or maybe it is

      • Tee-Boz

        Some men are more awsome than others, ask you mother, she knows very well.

    • Cujo

      St. Bernards are fuckin' awesome, consider yourself enlightened.

      • Ken

        Not on sweaters, they're not!

    • financial aids

      look at her face. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • McBeastie

      It's awesome because she is holding two hollowed out corpses of hipsters who were wearing those sweaters "ironically" and now she has friends to play with.

      • Jeremy

        I thought that was a guy. I had to go back and look again.

      • dasuperfan

        well played

  • Anakrusix

    #20 – Nice work, sir!

    • D'Nickashaw

      You and the dark one Cthulhu! Sharing adventures and smiles !

    • aosux

      I'm pretty impressed with that Boba Fett

      • Skeletor

        Cheers. Just finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's short stories so the Dark One had to go in, and Boba. Well why not, he is the ultimate badass

        • Badfish

          Except he was easily killed in like three seconds in Return of the Jedi.

  • Guest

    #21 This lumbering behemoth of a Faulknerian idiot man-child is kind of unsettling…

    • Its-a me, Mario

      be glad he just packaged it so tight he probably isnt going to make any offspring

    • Wineguy

      I want to know where he found those control-top jeans.

    • hot carl

      i thought that was Patty for a second

    • GTO

      Master Blaster

    • super nerd

      put a purple shirt on him and he's hugo from street fighter 3

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "I lift things up and I put them down. I lift things up and I put them down. I lift things up and…"

    • Anon

      "Excuse me sir… your balls are showing"
      cookie for reference.

      • EvilDungBeetle

        Bumble Bee Tuna!!

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      I would ask him whats up with the pants if I wasn't terrified of him.



    • dub

      Meanwhile in Austria…

  • Brazzers

    Tonight….you #6

  • Skar

    #21 So much sexiness

    • konj

      this is so not awesome…

    • Seth Rogan

      …packed into a tiny pair of pants. Camel Tail is pretty defined too.

    • Jess

      hahahah sooo sexy!!

  • Richard

    #16 Where is your God now???

    • Dionicio Orozco

      hes right there dont you see him!?!?!?!

    • Bob

      on reddit…that is where.

    • dub

      Many people think Darth Vader was killed by Emperor Palatine.

      In reality, he too died of AIDS.

  • Gator

    #20 – Hope your b-day turns out to be half as awesome as that sketch.

    • SkyVader

      Or even twice as awesome. But, your head may explode.

      • Skeletor

        It was very awesome, but the bottle of bourbon and half a bottle of sambuca in one night did make it feel like my head was exploding the next day. Still went and won at crazy golf like a boss. Cheers for the comments.

        • Swamp Course King

          You son of a bitch you did not win at golf. You won at bowling, but I murked you at golf!

  • manhole

    Jesus, the Geebs is losing it. And that's saying something.

  • Livinthedreamm

    #9 How wars should be fought

    • Dionicio Orozco

      just like raptor jebus intended

    • monkeyfoot

      it looks like Songkran, Thailand's water festival and also a celebration of the Thai new year. http://static.asiawebdirect.com/m/phuket/portals/

      • clever name here

        Yeah thats what i was thinking. I was there for it last year and that shit is intense!

  • Nickincollege

    #5 oh herro…

    • switch_24

      i was suppose to laugh at that pic, but i just remembered that they just upgraded the nuclear crisis to level 7.. such a sad tragedy

      • ...

        Looks more like a bomb suit than a radiation suit. Unless now you can't laugh at anything involving Japan because of the nuclear disaster.

      • Nickincollege

        I'm sure that bomb suit and umbrella will protect him against the radiation. Lighten up.

    • dub

      Holy crap, the Japanese are starting to look like their creations.

      Terran achievement unlocked.

  • Hans

    lol I stared at #22 longer than I should have

    • dasuperfan

      at first i was like…. but then……. i was like!!!

    • Vagina Jones

      Strangely hypnotic.

  • Toots McGee

    #21 Sweet camel toe brah!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000110646447 Mike

      You know how I know your gay?

    • B ry

      I believe it called a moose knuckle

    • svw

      pretty sure on guys its called bulge nuts….and sometimes melvin

    • SkyVader

      Camel Bro

    • Doug

      I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left…

  • Nickincollege

    #17 okay now you're just showing off

  • James


  • SharkyShooter

    #16 This is just about the coolest thing ever.
    Of all time.

    • mindmesser

      No its the lamest star wars nerd.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        No, he was right the first time. Pretty Effing Cool. I mean its a picture of Freddie Mercury Riding on Darth Vader's shoulders. I'd say that makes your argument invalid. Just saying.

        • Jak

          I didn't know Vader swung that way. I have to rethink my life

          • dub

            He flipped between light and dark a couple of times – not to mention how much a bitch he was growing up…. I wouldn't put it past him.

  • Alejandro Loret

    #16 i would literally kill (im serious) for a video of that performance.

    • shittosser


  • Joe

    #18 From one idiot to the next

    • Pete

      In the 60's drinking straws were made of waxed paper and would get soggy after 5 minutes or so and collapse.
      — Old Duffer

      • dub

        Or you were too high to realize you were trying to drink through your joint.

    • jimbo

      Not using spellcheck prior to posting on the internet. Fail.

  • SharkyShooter

    #21 CONAN!
    What is best in life?

    • https://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

      Ah wood like pahnts dat fit me better! How ahm ah to get to da choppah naoh??

    • kazyctn

      Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!

  • Slimey

    #3 … Gary Busey ?

    • Karen

      nick nolte?

      • Mitch Moseley

        Busey on Celebrity Apprentice.

        • Ken

          Somebody call George Romero, 'cause Gary is ready to star in the next Zombie flick.

    • svw

      and he's wearing ellen degeneres shoes

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Busey was Sheen before Sheen was Sheen.

        • Bradford

          Great point!

          • dub


    • Jim

      I never realized that he had legs that look like they could snap in half at any second. Damn scary.

    • Luke

      whyyyyy are his pants tucked in to his socks??

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 i am a distinguished gentleman by day, but by night i am a man of mystery and magic, fatsollo the magnificent!

    • Notcaring

      I love this guy!! Definitely a not a single f*ck was given kind of guy

    • Uncle Scrotor

      I wish I could give you 4 more thumbs up for that comment.

    • P90

      Jewish Gambit?.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Fatsollo the Magnificent is the most interesting nerd in the world. "I don't always play cards, but when I do I play Magic the Gathering".

    • IMHO

      Belushi would be proud (and hot the one they call "Jim").

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