Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • dean

    #17 I'd steal this cab

    • hawking

      #7 looks more like sam kinison .

    • financial aids

      lol that's a pretty pimp cab. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • tom a

        why is this guy not banned or somehting?

        • Schrodinger

          I've reported this spamming asshole multiple times. Apparently Chive Admins don't give a shit.

  • Justin

    omg, am i first?

    • Justin

      damn i guess not.

    • ( . ) ( . )

      really justin?? really??
      go fail somewhere else..

      • Go to sleep kids

        you're dumb too

    • Justin Beaver

      No you are not, but you are a douchebag…

    • financial aids
    • dasuperfan

      nope … but we do have a consolation prize ……….. you're retarded

  • UMLNOw

    UP AT 330 AM DOING CONCRETE CANOE HAS PAID OFF WITH FIRST COMMENT!!!

    • GI Joe

      And another in a long list of fails…..

    • Jonathan

      CGA Fail

    • financial aids
      • ronnie

        stop it

        • oh4fuckssake

          seriously.

    • thatwasfun

      best for you to stick to mixing those aggregate's and mortar-good luck btw

  • Brad

    #2 – There I fixed it.

    • financial aids
    • apple

      i bought this car for 700$ last week. need to find out where he got the sweet rim

  • Paula_

    You could fit a lot in #22.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • financial aids

      not where I come from. http://www.oneadayporno.com

      • WARNING

        WARNING: that 'pornsite' installs AntiVirus Pro, a hard to remove FAKE anti-virus program that nags a lot ("pay to get non-existent viruses removed") on your computer. DO NOT OPEN THE LINK!!

        • oh4fuckssake

          I can't believe you had to find that out the hard way.

        • dub

          You just had to? Just haaaaad to check the one a day porno. Try pornhub. Tons of porno per day. And free.

    • ...

      I dont know who I hate more. You or Julia Roberts.

      Probably you.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Chive should do a post for us where we can thumb up or down to vote on a permaban for Paula. Or her/his whole subnet just to be safe.

      Because I don't "love" to hate her, I just hate her.

      And I can only assume that she looks something like #8 …only with Steve Buscemi's eyes.

      • Beldar

        Who's Paula?

        • dasuperfan

          noob

        • Paula_

          Who's Beldar?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • ronnie

      Thumbing you down has become a reflex.

      • Paula_

        So in your case I come right behind masturbation?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to think about during…

    • Darksoul

      Don't worry Paula I'm your fan.

      • oh4fuckssake

        he/she has actually kinda grown on me too.

        • Paula_

          Look at your comment. Now look at my avatar. Back to your comment, and back to my avatar. Look at your comment. I'm an IT dear, an IT.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – It

    • KeyserSoze

      I like you. I don't care what the others say.

      • Phondo

        agreed. i always laugh when the rest of these faggots respond to her.

    • mgreen

      fucking hate this bitch

  • Tee-Boz

    #1 i fail to see how this is awsome, enlighten me?

    • Phil

      its awesome because its not you

      or maybe it is

      • Tee-Boz

        Some men are more awsome than others, ask you mother, she knows very well.

    • Cujo

      St. Bernards are fuckin' awesome, consider yourself enlightened.

      • Ken

        Not on sweaters, they're not!

    • financial aids

      look at her face. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • McBeastie

      It's awesome because she is holding two hollowed out corpses of hipsters who were wearing those sweaters "ironically" and now she has friends to play with.

      • Jeremy

        I thought that was a guy. I had to go back and look again.

      • dasuperfan

        well played

  • Anakrusix

    #20 – Nice work, sir!

    • D'Nickashaw

      You and the dark one Cthulhu! Sharing adventures and smiles !

    • aosux

      I'm pretty impressed with that Boba Fett

      • Skeletor

        Cheers. Just finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's short stories so the Dark One had to go in, and Boba. Well why not, he is the ultimate badass

        • Badfish

          Except he was easily killed in like three seconds in Return of the Jedi.

  • Guest

    #21 This lumbering behemoth of a Faulknerian idiot man-child is kind of unsettling…

    • Its-a me, Mario

      be glad he just packaged it so tight he probably isnt going to make any offspring

    • Wineguy

      I want to know where he found those control-top jeans.

    • hot carl

      i thought that was Patty for a second

    • GTO

      Master Blaster

    • super nerd

      put a purple shirt on him and he's hugo from street fighter 3

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "I lift things up and I put them down. I lift things up and I put them down. I lift things up and…"

    • Anon

      "Excuse me sir… your balls are showing"
      cookie for reference.

      • EvilDungBeetle

        Bumble Bee Tuna!!

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      I would ask him whats up with the pants if I wasn't terrified of him.

    • VANILLA GORILLA

      IT'S KING OF THE GINGERS!!!!!

    • dub

      Meanwhile in Austria…

  • Brazzers

    Tonight….you #6

  • Skar

    #21 So much sexiness

    • konj

      this is so not awesome…

    • Seth Rogan

      …packed into a tiny pair of pants. Camel Tail is pretty defined too.

    • Jess

      hahahah sooo sexy!!

  • Richard

    #16 Where is your God now???

    • Dionicio Orozco

      hes right there dont you see him!?!?!?!

    • Bob

      on reddit…that is where.

    • dub

      Many people think Darth Vader was killed by Emperor Palatine.

      In reality, he too died of AIDS.

  • Gator

    #20 – Hope your b-day turns out to be half as awesome as that sketch.

    • SkyVader

      Or even twice as awesome. But, your head may explode.

      • Skeletor

        It was very awesome, but the bottle of bourbon and half a bottle of sambuca in one night did make it feel like my head was exploding the next day. Still went and won at crazy golf like a boss. Cheers for the comments.

        • Swamp Course King

          You son of a bitch you did not win at golf. You won at bowling, but I murked you at golf!

  • manhole

    Jesus, the Geebs is losing it. And that's saying something.

  • Livinthedreamm

    #9 How wars should be fought

    • Dionicio Orozco

      just like raptor jebus intended

    • monkeyfoot

      it looks like Songkran, Thailand's water festival and also a celebration of the Thai new year. http://static.asiawebdirect.com/m/phuket/portals/

      • clever name here

        Yeah thats what i was thinking. I was there for it last year and that shit is intense!

  • Nickincollege

    #5 oh herro…

    • switch_24

      i was suppose to laugh at that pic, but i just remembered that they just upgraded the nuclear crisis to level 7.. such a sad tragedy

      • ...

        Looks more like a bomb suit than a radiation suit. Unless now you can't laugh at anything involving Japan because of the nuclear disaster.

      • Nickincollege

        I'm sure that bomb suit and umbrella will protect him against the radiation. Lighten up.

    • dub

      Holy crap, the Japanese are starting to look like their creations.

      Terran achievement unlocked.

  • Hans

    lol I stared at #22 longer than I should have

    • dasuperfan

      at first i was like…. but then……. i was like!!!

    • Vagina Jones

      Strangely hypnotic.

  • Toots McGee

    #21 Sweet camel toe brah!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000110646447 Mike

      You know how I know your gay?

    • B ry

      I believe it called a moose knuckle

    • svw

      pretty sure on guys its called bulge nuts….and sometimes melvin

    • SkyVader

      Camel Bro

    • Doug

      I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left…

  • Nickincollege

    #17 okay now you're just showing off

  • James

    *Finally

  • SharkyShooter

    #16 This is just about the coolest thing ever.
    Of all time.

    • mindmesser

      No its the lamest star wars nerd.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        No, he was right the first time. Pretty Effing Cool. I mean its a picture of Freddie Mercury Riding on Darth Vader's shoulders. I'd say that makes your argument invalid. Just saying.

        • Jak

          I didn't know Vader swung that way. I have to rethink my life

          • dub

            He flipped between light and dark a couple of times – not to mention how much a bitch he was growing up…. I wouldn't put it past him.

  • Alejandro Loret

    #16 i would literally kill (im serious) for a video of that performance.

    • shittosser

      fag.

  • Joe

    #18 From one idiot to the next

    • Pete

      In the 60's drinking straws were made of waxed paper and would get soggy after 5 minutes or so and collapse.
      — Old Duffer

      • dub

        Or you were too high to realize you were trying to drink through your joint.

    • jimbo

      Not using spellcheck prior to posting on the internet. Fail.

  • SharkyShooter

    #21 CONAN!
    What is best in life?

    • https://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

      Ah wood like pahnts dat fit me better! How ahm ah to get to da choppah naoh??

    • kazyctn

      Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!

  • Slimey

    #3 … Gary Busey ?

    • Karen

      nick nolte?

      • Mitch Moseley

        Busey on Celebrity Apprentice.

        • Ken

          Somebody call George Romero, 'cause Gary is ready to star in the next Zombie flick.

    • svw

      and he's wearing ellen degeneres shoes

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Busey was Sheen before Sheen was Sheen.

        • Bradford

          Great point!

          • dub

            Brilliant!

    • Jim

      I never realized that he had legs that look like they could snap in half at any second. Damn scary.

    • Luke

      whyyyyy are his pants tucked in to his socks??

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 i am a distinguished gentleman by day, but by night i am a man of mystery and magic, fatsollo the magnificent!

    • Notcaring

      I love this guy!! Definitely a not a single f*ck was given kind of guy

    • Uncle Scrotor

      I wish I could give you 4 more thumbs up for that comment.

    • P90

      Jewish Gambit?.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Fatsollo the Magnificent is the most interesting nerd in the world. "I don't always play cards, but when I do I play Magic the Gathering".

    • IMHO

      Belushi would be proud (and hot the one they call "Jim").

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