Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Eddie


    If that's in Japan, my love for them just went up to unimaginable levels. I heard that some groups were going into the radioactive area saving animals. God, I love Japan.

    The sun shall rise again bros.

    China sucks though.

    • Frylock

      Well why don’t you and japan go rent an apartment and whisper into eachothers ears and make eachother cupcakes and make sweet love to eachother every night?

    • smallchinaman

      They aren't going into the radioactive area to save the animals, they are going in to kill them so one of them doesn't turn into Godzilla. Right now is not a good time for Japan to have another Godzilla.

    • Christian Lander

      Though there is full white consensus on a number of white things, there is perhaps nothing that draws more universal white acclaim than the island nation of Japan. It should be noted, that some white people harbor SOME ill will toward Japan because of whaling, killing dolphins or Nanking. But those are generally considered isolated incidents that do not indict the entire nation.

      White people love Japan for a number of reasons. Sushi is pretty much the biggest one, since white people have spent so much time Sushi restaurants, enjoying the food, learning about how to eat it, and how to be snobby about it. This natural curiousity fills them with a need to pay a visit to Tsukiji and taste the freshest Sushi possible.

      But it goes beyond just food, all white people either have/will/or wished they had taught English in Japan. It is a dream for them to go over seas and actually live in Japan. This helps them not only because it fills their need to travel, it will enable them to gain important leverage over other white people at Sushi restaurants where they can say “this place is pretty good, but living in Japan really spoiled me. I’ve had such a hard time finding a really authentic place.”
      White people also love Japan because of it’s tradition, futuristic cities, films, kawaii stuff, music, and writers. Many white nerds are into anime, so being too into this can be seen as a negative by white people. It’s best to have a passing familiarity for things like Hayao Miyazaki who is universally accepted by white people, or if they don’t know who is he, they will look him up and they won’t find weird violent or sexual cartoons.

      If you find yourself in an awkward silence with white people, just mention how you want to go to Japan. They will immediately begin talking about how their trip to Japan, or their favorite stuff from Japan, but it will be entirely about them. This is useful as you no longer have to talk, and they will like you for letting them talk about themselves.

      But like with anime, you have to be careful about how much you like Japan. If you know how to speak Japanese, you kind of ruin it for everyone else.

    • The Dude Abides

      lol at japan's misfortune. fucking nips.

  • RIP Leslie Nielsen

    #7 Thats not from "The Goonies", its from "Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult"

    • Leslie Nielsen Rocks

      Anna Ramsey was never in any of The Naked Gun movies. I'm affraid you must be confusing her with someone else.

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #20 Wait, why aren't you riding Cthulu?

    • Skeletor

      Tried. He wasn't having any of it.

  • Jaf

    #11 swinging for the fences
    so lame, so lame…

  • McSgwigga

    ahahahaha – Gary Busey doesn't give a shit, #3

  • JohnQ

    #3 "Hey not now, i'm busey"

    • Quarryman32

      I'm torn: thumbs up for wit or thumbs down for the groan it evokes?

      • McSgwigga

        I'm going with thumbs up, made me chuckle

  • JohnQ

    #6 It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This

  • MigraineBoy

    #19 I want that purse….and I'm a man!

  • Efesen


    The King of Queen and the King of the Galaxy 🙂

    Just Awesome.

    • Beldar

      Actually, that's the Queen of Queen.


      both annihilated…

  • Dan

    #3 How can he be such a great actor and so completely out of it?

    • Adam

      Who was better in "POINT BREAK" REEVES or BUSEY?

      • Andrew


    • Some dude.....

      Two words Dan: Charlie Sheen.

  • http://twitter.com/Calibad @Calibad


    The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Freddie Mercury.

    • smallchinaman

      Freddy Mercury can destroy Uranus

  • switch_24

    #4 guy: "and not a single fuck was given that day"

  • oparsono

    #18 I HATE when i get the non- sanitary bendy straws….

  • chrisdg74

    #3 – Gary Busey, the Pepperoni Prophet. Bat-shit crazy as ever.

  • Windelarien

    #21 wow Patty what happened to u?

    • ManofPie

      Darn it! I posted the same kind of comment below without seeing this one first! I respectfully bow to you good sir.

  • DCBizzle

    #19 i was like sweet….then i realized i thought a purse was sweet.

    • Quarryman32

      Think of it as a tote bag; your dudeness will be instantly restored

  • http://www.facebook.com/adamharahuc Adam Harahuc

    #16 Heyyyyyy…. Freddie Mercury said he didn't like Star Wars (song "Bicycle")

    • Truthbetold

      But he DID like men!

  • Bob

    #16 Reddit rules…

    • boB

      kicks chive's ass, that's for sure.

  • Pete

    Chive on from another chiver in Bristol.
    Looks like i'm a few days older than you too!

  • Ebby Santos


    Good to see some more Chivers from Bristol!

  • ManofPie

    #21 – Patty?

  • bdiaz90

    #3 Gary Busey v. Charlie Sheen who will be the victor? seriously though those two guys are insane.

  • BeccaB86

    #14 – As much as I dislike them too, there are signs everywhere there that say "Keep Off the Grass." If that would be enforced, the stupidity would probably drop off significantly.

  • Geshko

    #22 I cannot believe someone has a bigger mouth than Julia Roberts!!

    • Papabear

      She could toss the shit out of my salad

      • Phondo

        so could John and Leo, just sayin'.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

    #2 is a South African invention that helps teach you to handle overstear.

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