• Raul


    • ryan

      god hates you

      • Phil

        i hate him too. does that make us gods?

        • Paula_

          God I hate you 🙂

          – the one you love to hate

          • Terry Burke

            we don't love to hate you, we just flat out hate you

          • snowbird

            i think i hate paula more

    • yay boobs

      you should be put down

  • Enrique SPY

    Because nobody likes roasted nuts…

    • Adam Wolfe

      Is it a good idea to microwave this? hahaha awesome show, epic quote.

      "the masks, they do nothing."

  • Cake is a Lie

    this is your brain, and this is your brain on drugs.

  • Matt

    My mum did that the first day we got a microwave in the 80's
    egg fucking everywhere, me and my sister got belted for laughing our asses off!!

  • Paula_

    Do you know who else is pear shaped? Oh boy oh boy oh boy…
    But anyway I should stop making you guys so horny.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Piggy

      I just wanted to upvote you before you get 100 downvotes. Not because I liked your comment, I think your retarded, but because I feel kinda sorry for you.

      • Paula_

        Oh don't feel sorry for me dear! You have NO idea what kind of nice things I can buy for those -143p down here in hell.
        BTW I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send me money or thumbs down.

        Hot Hugs,
        – the one you love to see burn

      • Da Sandman

        guys, plz just stop commenting on his/her comments… that's the only reason why he/she keeps trolling here

        • diesel9

          i find them amusing. every comment he/she makes just adds to the image of the pathetic loser behind the computer that he/she really is in real life

    • Terry Burke

      paula' s a man!

      • uberbrie

        That explains alot…I have a whole new set of issues for my therapist

  • Keith

    Omg. Oh, the camera, oh.

  • Gator

    And boom goes the dynamite.

  • SharkyShooter

    When these guys talk about getting egg on your face, they don't f*** around.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    delayed blast egg has made another victim. remember kids, never pick up microwave eggs if you want to keep all your fingers.
    (this message has been approved by the "no eggs in the microwave" committee)

  • iamCRo

    I'm guessing this is how a Charlie Sheen sex tape would end too.

  • Mr_Rob

    That "pre-laugh" silence is priceless… a very long mental-wtf.

  • Rich

    i did this a few years ago but without the bowl. the egg exploded inside the microwave but the albumen (the white part) was perfectly cooked. a cd in the microwave is much more interesting.

  • Ab Latif

    my ex-gf blew a hole in microwave glass door when she tried to boil an egg. She called it her blondest moment

  • Steve Shaw

    I'm almost ashamed to admit that I have done this. One night after several beers, it seemed like a good idea to try. I was still finding pieces of egg in that apartment when I moved out.

  • Norbert Zalog

    If you put it in water and are someone careful you can actually get this working nicely. You get a partially cooked egg as long as you don't keep it in there too long.

  • nnnnnnn

    Just so you all know, this happens to hard boiled eggs, even if they're peeled AND you've poked holes in them.

  • Muffin

    My ex-wife did this once. She's an idiot.

    • kyle

      this guy wins.

  • Dave Corriveau

    My wife blew the door off our microwave when we first got married doing this. Needless to say we had to buy a new microwave:)

  • Raf

    I did this a couple weeks ago. Good news was that the shell was already peeled so no flying shrapnel, bad news is i decided to put hot sauce on the egg. Put the fork in and everything exploded in my eyes.

  • its_forge

    Wow, I can't believe there are people who have never heard you don't microwave whole eggs. If you're desperate like your range is broken or something, scramble one and nuke that, but if you don't crack it and pierce the yolk at least? Yeah PFHOOM.

  • LazyTheKid


  • sarah

    Hahahaah – highly entertaining stupidity
    I thought at first WTF – you don't put a whole egg in the microwave it'll blow the door off, of course I forgot for a moment the egg continues to cook even when you remove it from the heat source (its true) so I was surprised he still had an intact microwave at first….. teehee – silly muppet

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