Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • makers mark

    #22
    That big. That big is too big.

    • Uncle Scrotor

      If you can't reach your fucking oranges 'cause your tits are in the way, their too damned big!

    • shamshe

      is this even real or photoshoped?

      • DistractedIndividual

        Real. Saw this chick on TV once.

        • erick

          who told you tv is real?

    • Poontangler

      Those are average sized oranges, at best.

      • firefighter23

        Zing!

    • Allen

      About twenty sizes ago

    • bigguy

      Definitely TOO big. Can those be used as flotation devices?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

      Great for making orange juice though…

    • shhhhimhiding

      If there's no physically possible way they're real, too big. Fake boobs are fine as long as you can't tell they're fake.

  • Johnny Tsunami

    I have absolutely no idea what to think about #11

    • zzzzzzz

      nice boobs!

  • Alec Ansusinha

    #14 hahaha patty

    • shamshe

      You took patty's patties!

    • TxSpooky

      They eat your all the chicken in your salad, look up from your computer and do nothing. Payback's gonna be a bitch!

    • DistractedIndividual

      Never mess with a mans chicken….I lost two finger tips learning that lesson…. :p

      • Johnny

        why would u be fingerin a mans chicken? u should switch to cows. i think i saw one around here somewhere

    • brittneyjade

      I'm hoping there will be a photo documented entry of Patty's revenge…

    • Chive sucks

      Prob the only pic to actually come from the chive originally…. Tisk tisk.

  • Random

    #46 – now I feel like having a burger

    • llllllllllllll

      She's supposed to be cooking it, not eating it!

    • mike

      It better be goddamn in n out burger!!

      • disturbed

        IN N OUT bURGEer

    • ROK247

      if you saw the burger first, i have some bad news for you…

      you probably have high cholesterol and blood pressure.

      the good news is that chick is freaking gorgeous.

    • DaddyD

      What burger?

    • BBB

      I'd go In N Out of that all day!

    • Belaruss

      She's gorgeous and she actually eats normal food, that's a win win in my book.

      • fame777

        normal food ????

        • Belaruss

          As in more than just a glass of water and a celery stick.

    • fng

      I want a burger and a piece of pie. I like pie

    • HollarPeenYo

      I bet she had the squirts after eating that thing…

    • SAL

      Find her.

      • http://www.facebook.com/romantheman Roman Reyes

        Kate Upton

    • jroy

      yeah, fur burger!

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 better than Ex-Lax.

  • marley

    #43 is pretty damn hot

    • Goob

      …. for what looks like a 12 year old…

    • ghostofmlg

      Yup, jailbait 4 sure

  • lazy guy

    commenting on #1 just to be first is a downright lazy way get the first comment in. very sneaky.

    • snowbird

      at least he didnt say first… for this… I thank you

  • reggie

    #7 thats a big ass condom. who's he trying to fist?

    • Jon D

      Paris Hilton

    • llllllllllllll

      Your mom.

    • ** PAULA HATER **

      Paula?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #32 you should come over to my house for some drinks

    • Pwndu232

      Hello My Name is Chris Haaaan-suuunn. Why don't you have a seat over there?

      • Red

        why don't you get a new joke?

        • Chris Hanson

          Because this is the Internet. There's no such thing an original joke. Why don't you lighten up?

    • Tommy2X4

      Hayden is a very attractive gal, even in a grain bag.

  • Mike

    #8
    The City: Where the trees have been gone so long that nobody even remembers their names.

    • llllllllllllll

      Sarcastic Bumper Stickers: For people who can't afford nice cars.

    • Haterade

      Fact: can't be an environmentalist and live in the suburbs.

      • Mike

        Seems a little hypocritical to be an environmentalist in the smog filled city also. Try the Amish country that could work out better.

        • Haterade

          when I need milk, I walk to the store. When I go to work, I ride my bike 3 miles.

          In the suburbs, people drive many miles to work, drive many miles to the store. Not to mention everything in the stores has been trucked in, increasing carbon emissions.

          All you have described is selfishness. Congrats.

          but the amish do win.

          • Mike

            Milk is trucked in from the plant that has now moved into the suburbs, where all the workers are moving to. (by the way since the cows are in the country where do you think your local store gets it.) Local stores are now also in the suburbs with in walking distance or bike riding distance of pretty much everybody. The offices are moving to the suburbs also meaning that we do not have to drive into a dirty city that has already been stripped bare of all of it's nature. I also am able to see more than one star at night, see deer on a regular basis and sleep with out hearing cars drive by constantly.

            All you described is the Hollywood mindset of what anything outside of large cities must be. Congrats.

            and you are right the Amish are bad ass.

            • Haterade

              Yeah, blah blah blah,
              http://greenanswers.com/q/133136/ideas-philosophihttp://www.womensadventuremagazine.com/blog/is-ci

              Unless you are a subsistence farmer it is more environmentally conscious to live in the city.

              I know you like the environment and want to live near it, but don't confuse your selfish desires with environmentalism.

              • Haterade
                • Mike

                  Have you ever noticed haterade that when you answer a question like an ass whom has started preaching instead of having a conversation, that people stop caring what you have to say. I would have been happy having a back and forth conversation with you as long as you wanted, and then I read "Yeah, blah blah blah." That attitude right there is the reason that people stop listening to hardcore groups when they start talking. Even if they do agree with your cause. Have a nice day maybe someone else will listen to your preaching.

                  • Haterade

                    Conversation? I was trolling, as always.

                    But way to practice what you preach.

                    • Erica

                      So you say that you were trolling yet you had 3 websites ready. I think you just didn't have a comeback. I guess it is better to look like an ass then an idiot.

            • jamestv

              At least we can agree how AWESOME the Amish are

              • Razi Navarro

                amen, bro

          • dizzard

            When I need milk I go see #11

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Is #11 hot? I haven't decided.

    • barabotz

      I can't tell either…very confusing. don"t know what to say to that. Can it be both?

    • iWould

      yup!

    • iWould

      She's hot because she's comfortable with her body and likes what she has. Oh and she's got rad tits.

      • dasuperfan

        did you just use the word "rad"

        • iWould

          like a boss.

      • Delusional

        Yeah, and she's not hot because she's got a fucking tool shed.

    • uneasywriter

      Yes. Im trying to build momentum for that conclusion.

    • HogtownDaddy

      You are either gay or 14 if you wouldn't jump right on that.

    • Anon

      Concur. You either think she's hot or I've got some bad news for you…

    • bull1123

      Definately hot!

    • dasuperfan

      if i had sex with her would it be considered beastiality??

    • claude balls

      yes 11 is totally geeky girl next door who always wears baggy clothes but then you see her in a bikini once and realize that she is totally stacked hot

    • Bob

      It's the tail. I have masturbated to this image a lot, and I have come to the conclussion that the tail would be in the way of doing her doggy style.

  • + blitzkrieg

    #4 good, i thought i was the only one

    • ccrew

      haha done it before

  • Bob

    #29

    Kill it. Kill it with FIRE!!!

    • llllllllllllll

      It's Monday, Monday, gotta try to survive on Monday. The good news is, it's almost over and you're still alive.

    • Haterade

      she donated all proceeds to japan aid relief. let's keep her.

      • Brother Maynard

        I'd prefer she donate herself to Japan…

        • oh4fuckssake

          lols

    • efrainoscar

      well… she's famous… I'm not… at least that means there's still hope for my music carreer…

  • T.T. Tiger

    IDK If barbie were real i would prob still do her # 30

  • T.T. Tiger

    #30

    • llllllllllllll

      Please do locate the real girl in this photograph, in a rather expedient fashion.

      • disturbed

        I think you meant 18" Waist… How can you have a 39" bust AND a 39" bust?

        • jungwildeandfree

          Determination!

      • Uglix

        She goes to my school, Hamilton College. Her name's Galia Slayen.

    • LAZYN8R

      I know the proportions of Barbies are pretty fucked up these days, but I feel that's a but exaggerated… that looks more like a mutant than an anorexic with huge tits.

    • Ricky

      So the fact its a doll didn't tip you off……. hmmm…

    • http://www.dayofwoman.com brittneyjade

      ..since when do barbies not have hands?!

    • testington

      I always hate those "if Barbie were real stats" For one thing Barbie has pretty small tits, she just has a big chest and a freakishly little waist. But I feel like if a skinny chick sucked in her stomach and puffed out her chest she could be pretty close to the proportions. her long skinny giraffe neck, now that's scary

    • k-9

      a 39 and an 18 bust. now thats the Barbie im lookin for

    • Office fun

      You do realize if you scale a barbie doll up to full height, she would just look like a barbie doll, only taller. She wouldn't look ilke the monstrosity before us.

  • Pedro

    #11 Kinda hot actually. Curvy.

    • ENGINENO99

      I Concur

      • Guest

        FIND HER

        • V4Vendetta14

          They did find her. Unfortunately, above was the altered photo. The real one, is here:
          http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091221/gifko_02.gi

          And now I'm sad…

          • lfd

            Yeah I was on the fence. Talk about getting kicked right off the fence too.

    • JROC

      i need more cowbell

    • Jon

      She's a thick one, but must admit, I'd still do her with a cow bell around her neck.

    • Timp

      Is it just me or is she a bit on the large side?

      • Apollos

        yeah, too large for you son

        come back when you're a man 🙂

    • GPH

      Find her!

  • Brother Maynard

    #22 yes that is too big. #49 is perfect.

    • llllllllllllll

      The obvious academy called, they want their best teacher back.

  • Bob

    #1

    And not a single fuck was giv…… Oh God, no arrrrgghhh…. Help… Oh shi….. Blub, blub, blub…

  • moo2

    Holly Cow!!

  • chrisdg74

    #15-is tha shit. Especially the Limon.
    #33- 'merica. Fuck yeah.

    • http://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

      I think the Tamarindo rocks too

      • https://www.facebook.com/jeovanna Jeovanna Drapac

        Yep… tamarindo is my fav!!

  • JohnQ

    #49 that's a really nice pair ( . Y . )

    • dpy

      Don't you mean (. Y .)

  • spud

    In-n-out + beauty FTW! Find her!!

    #46

    • TitoRigatoni

      I'll be eating at in-n-out in about 15 minutes. I'll let you know if i see her there.

    • hueyrocks

      Kate Upton

      • neutraldespot

        Does everyone just call every blonde Kate Upton? Not saying it isn't her, but this one looks too young.

        • JewLover

          it is Kate Upton…. because they post a lot of pictures of Kate Upton…. because she is awesome… chill out fella

          • neutraldespot

            I'd hardly say my comment was agitated, just wanted to sanity check against the rising tide of guessing an identity rather than confirming it.

            • 123

              I'm not sure it's called "guessing" when you can recognize someone. For instance, when I come into work I don't "guess" that I see my coworkers. I've seen their faces before so I actually know who they are. My brain sees this familiar face and goes, "oh, look, it's hot ass Kate Upton eating a burger"

    • Oasis

      Yeah In-n-Out and I'm not talking about the burger.

  • dub

    #24 Juxtaparrow?

    • ROK247

      mclovin mchoverhand

    • BloodScrubber

      And even on his deathbed…he'll still be saying that was the single best day of his life…

  • Cowboy

    #11…what a cow

  • JohnQ

    #47 'merican wabbit for sure.

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