His methods might be questionable but breakfast was served nevertheless (24 Photos)


  • KeyserSoze

    That was fucking stupid.

    • That Guy

      THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING the entire time. i can shit in a pan and cook it up, but it doesn't mean i have meat loaf.

      • Apollos

        just a loaf.

        in a pan.

    • jed

      i know man, he's gonna die of cancer from that lead paint. http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • Hadouken!


    • KeyserSoze


    • greasdupdeafguy

      fail chiver has failed

  • Johnny FEVER

    wheres the squirrels

    • TomTheCameraGuy


    • greasdupdeafguy

      they're too busy being rescued by the girl in the other chive post

  • Adam

    Looks delicious….

  • ScottyMac

    That guy is a dumb ass

  • theeemightybuck

    whats up idaho

  • Cheesequake

    Ah, country folk. Where would America's image be without you?

    • FuckOff

      Far above where it is now. Fucking idiots.

      • Country is better

        Fuck you both.
        That obviously is a city boy, like the two of you dudes. Just look at the way he's dressed.
        Us country boys know better then to cook food on a painted hood by burning an entire car.
        Now, throw that chow in some aluminum foil and throw it on the manifold once you have reached prime squirrel habitat, give it a few minutes and then you have breakfast.

        • better than city

          well played sir, nobody should ever assume that a stupid hipster is a country boy. However; a nice warm can of chef boyardee right off the manifold is what gets you through the cold days in the woods.

        • speedingdemon181

          You must be a country idiot. He is cooking on the roof of the car not the hood. Go back to bed, your sister is horny.

    • Country Folk

      Country Folks and "America's Image"? That's a good one. Highest divorce rate in history, trillions of dollars indebtedness (and to China of all countries), abortion rampant, priests freely raping children, murder rates climbing steadily every year, global disease and famine, megalomaniacs, crooked politicians, little remaining human decency or concern for one's fellow man, ridiculously overpaid actors and athletes, and the list could go on and on. From my understanding, almost none of the above list is indicative of "country folk". Country folk are some of the nicest, down-to-earth, most decent people I've ever met or known. I live and own a home and a vacation home in the southern US, both of which are in the "country". I guess this makes me "country folk". I graduated from a prestigious southern college and from there, graduated from a top 20 law school, at the top of my class. I'm a member of Mensa and a published author. I own businesses all over the south and make over $285,000 per year. I realize most of this is braggadocio, simply because you're a fucking idiot, you "city folk". And you're named after a goddamn Dairy Queen blizzard? Hell, what's more country than that?

      • Iran_Cyber_Army

        China win!

  • joko

    you sir, just ruin the most precious thing in the world

    • Poontangler

      The english muffins or the english language?

    • Raymond

      The Ford Pinto?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

        he meant : bacon !

  • Mr_Rob

    Must be the stupidest thing that I've seen today… but there is a lot of Monday yet.

  • davey

    call the bacon police, send him for 20

  • ydodonutshave2die

    omg i was hungry and about the pig out b4 i saw this appetite gone
    thank you chive patty can use this to help him lose weight…

  • Ripley

    LOL this sounds like something from my days in the Boy Scouts. We were all pyros.

    • Scout Liter

      Did you actually light fires at the same time you were inside those boy scouts, or is this just a euphemism?

    • zach

      it seems everyone that is/was a boy scout was a pyro [myself included]

  • Nazz1962

    Yeah, I wouldn't eat that 😦

  • sikofitt

    Gross, and eh,.. why?

  • b-ry

    reminds me of Ricky from the trailer park boys.

    • Motofoxe

      This guy doesn't have a clearing stick.

  • Graphix

    I hope he really didn't feed that to his dog

  • Blake

    Apparently his dog didn't seem to mind

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      I see lead based pain chips, damaged lung tissue, and burnt raw pork. All the dog sees is BACON. This is me jealous. 🙂

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    grilling bacon on a blue painted surface seems like a good idea. dies of lead poisoning.

    • TexRage

      You continue to have the right logic.

  • dumb


  • Admiral Ackbar

    What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Ackbar does NOT approve.

    Although I will say he should have thrown some beans on there too. What kind of beans you ask? Pinto beans! Ba Dum Bump!!

    TY, TY, I'll be here all week.

    • DistractedIndividual

      Corney as hell… but made me giggle:) Cheers!

    • EDo

      I just read it on your voice LOL!

    • greasdupdeafguy

      The bacon! It's a trap!

  • Matt

    That looks aweful!

    • Poontangler

      You can say that again!

  • Matt

    That looks awful!

    • name


  • i sucked it

    White Trash

  • j22

    I'd eat it. Still bacon

  • JR$

    Oh the Pinto lovers are going to be pissed. That car wasn`t in that bad of shape. Toxic food will kill a dog too.

    • northerner

      No love for Pintos but nonetheless it was a horrendously stupid move. Hate to see a car destroyed "just because". The guy's an asshat. As a motorhead I tend to treat all cars as having basic value and not worthy of such an end. Strip them and send them to the shredder/compactor but what he did was stupid.

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