His methods might be questionable but breakfast was served nevertheless (24 Photos)

you can do that where I live on summer, no fire needed. Seriously.

i just threw up.

"Wow Bill, you've really outdone yourself. You can really taste the death this morning."

Meanwhile in America…

That car paint has to have lead in it….

what a waste of good bacon and eggs!

Meanwhile, in Texas…

why did this make the chive

Darwin's theory of evolution in the works.

Nothing like some bacon and eggs and a little Pinto blue lead paint for breakfast. Nice steaming cup of oil'n coffee should hit the spot right about now..

epic meal time would be turning in their graves if they witnessed this shit

He could've saved himself some trouble lighting that car (Ford Pinto); a good, swift hit in the rear would've set it ablaze.

At least he was cooking in a clean disinfected culinary setting. That burning upholstery probably added a substantial bit of flavor. Maybe he could open a restaurant, The REAL Meals On Wheels.

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What a douchebag, that car is a classic!

such a waste of good bacons and eggs. lucky the tank didnt explode

Has frying pan 5 minutes away in house.
Cooks bacon on surface with lead paint.
Bear Gryll's brother?

Well, what else did you expect do do with that car?!

If it keeps him from reproducing, chow down..

iiiuuuuu

yea…being a car painter i know that that stuff had some bad shit in it that stuff from the 70s is even worse…..i hope he dies