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His methods might be questionable but breakfast was served nevertheless (24 Photos)


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  1. dzine says:

    you can do that where I live on summer, no fire needed. Seriously.

  2. tim says:

    i just threw up.

  3. Wolfmane says:

    "Wow Bill, you've really outdone yourself. You can really taste the death this morning."

  4. dan says:

    Meanwhile in America…

  5. andy says:

    That car paint has to have lead in it….

  6. faemike55 says:

    what a waste of good bacon and eggs!

  7. Meebs says:

    Meanwhile, in Texas…

  8. copperbum says:

    why did this make the chive

  9. Jesse Waters says:

    Darwin's theory of evolution in the works.

  10. Mike Rotch says:

    Nothing like some bacon and eggs and a little Pinto blue lead paint for breakfast. Nice steaming cup of oil'n coffee should hit the spot right about now..

  11. topher says:

    epic meal time would be turning in their graves if they witnessed this shit

  12. fuzzybeard2016 says:

    He could've saved himself some trouble lighting that car (Ford Pinto); a good, swift hit in the rear would've set it ablaze.

  13. DRC36 says:

    At least he was cooking in a clean disinfected culinary setting. That burning upholstery probably added a substantial bit of flavor. Maybe he could open a restaurant, The REAL Meals On Wheels.

  14. BdayUmich says:

    What a douchebag, that car is a classic!

  15. Mr. Suave says:

    such a waste of good bacons and eggs. lucky the tank didnt explode

  16. Exo says:

    Has frying pan 5 minutes away in house.
    Cooks bacon on surface with lead paint.
    Bear Gryll's brother?

  17. spank McSlappy says:

    Well, what else did you expect do do with that car?!

  18. Abi Dah says:

    If it keeps him from reproducing, chow down..

  19. Emil MD says:

    iiiuuuuu

  20. mordifie says:

    yea…being a car painter i know that that stuff had some bad shit in it that stuff from the 70s is even worse…..i hope he dies

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