His methods might be questionable but breakfast was served nevertheless (24 Photos)

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING the entire time. i can shit in a pan and cook it up, but it doesn't mean i have meat loaf.

i know man, he's gonna die of cancer from that lead paint. http://www.oneadayporno.com

almost…

fail chiver has failed

Hysterical

they're too busy being rescued by the girl in the other chive post

Far above where it is now. Fucking idiots.

Country Folks and "America's Image"? That's a good one. Highest divorce rate in history, trillions of dollars indebtedness (and to China of all countries), abortion rampant, priests freely raping children, murder rates climbing steadily every year, global disease and famine, megalomaniacs, crooked politicians, little remaining human decency or concern for one's fellow man, ridiculously overpaid actors and athletes, and the list could go on and on. From my understanding, almost none of the above list is indicative of "country folk". Country folk are some of the nicest, down-to-earth, most decent people I've ever met or known. I live and own a home and a vacation home in the southern US, both of which are in the "country". I guess this makes me "country folk". I graduated from a prestigious southern college and from there, graduated from a top 20 law school, at the top of my class. I'm a member of Mensa and a published author. I own businesses all over the south and make over $285,000 per year. I realize most of this is braggadocio, simply because you're a fucking idiot, you "city folk". And you're named after a goddamn Dairy Queen blizzard? Hell, what's more country than that?

The english muffins or the english language?

The Ford Pinto?

Did you actually light fires at the same time you were inside those boy scouts, or is this just a euphemism?

it seems everyone that is/was a boy scout was a pyro [myself included]

This guy doesn't have a clearing stick.

I see lead based pain chips, damaged lung tissue, and burnt raw pork. All the dog sees is BACON. This is me jealous.

You continue to have the right logic.

Corney as hell… but made me giggle:) Cheers!

I just read it on your voice LOL!

The bacon! It's a trap!

You can say that again!

lulz

No love for Pintos but nonetheless it was a horrendously stupid move. Hate to see a car destroyed "just because". The guy's an asshat. As a motorhead I tend to treat all cars as having basic value and not worthy of such an end. Strip them and send them to the shredder/compactor but what he did was stupid.