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April 18, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Crazy Food, Funny, Merica, WTF
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That was fucking stupid.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING the entire time. i can shit in a pan and cook it up, but it doesn't mean i have meat loaf.
just a loaf.
in a pan.
i know man, he's gonna die of cancer from that lead paint. http://www.oneadayporno.com
fail chiver has failed
wheres the squirrels
they're too busy being rescued by the girl in the other chive post
That guy is a dumb ass
whats up idaho
Ah, country folk. Where would America's image be without you?
Far above where it is now. Fucking idiots.
Fuck you both.
That obviously is a city boy, like the two of you dudes. Just look at the way he's dressed.
Us country boys know better then to cook food on a painted hood by burning an entire car.
Now, throw that chow in some aluminum foil and throw it on the manifold once you have reached prime squirrel habitat, give it a few minutes and then you have breakfast.
well played sir, nobody should ever assume that a stupid hipster is a country boy. However; a nice warm can of chef boyardee right off the manifold is what gets you through the cold days in the woods.
You must be a country idiot. He is cooking on the roof of the car not the hood. Go back to bed, your sister is horny.
Country Folks and "America's Image"? That's a good one. Highest divorce rate in history, trillions of dollars indebtedness (and to China of all countries), abortion rampant, priests freely raping children, murder rates climbing steadily every year, global disease and famine, megalomaniacs, crooked politicians, little remaining human decency or concern for one's fellow man, ridiculously overpaid actors and athletes, and the list could go on and on. From my understanding, almost none of the above list is indicative of "country folk". Country folk are some of the nicest, down-to-earth, most decent people I've ever met or known. I live and own a home and a vacation home in the southern US, both of which are in the "country". I guess this makes me "country folk". I graduated from a prestigious southern college and from there, graduated from a top 20 law school, at the top of my class. I'm a member of Mensa and a published author. I own businesses all over the south and make over $285,000 per year. I realize most of this is braggadocio, simply because you're a fucking idiot, you "city folk". And you're named after a goddamn Dairy Queen blizzard? Hell, what's more country than that?
you sir, just ruin the most precious thing in the world
The english muffins or the english language?
The Ford Pinto?
he meant : bacon !
Must be the stupidest thing that I've seen today… but there is a lot of Monday yet.
call the bacon police, send him for 20
omg i was hungry and about the pig out b4 i saw this appetite gone
thank you chive patty can use this to help him lose weight…
LOL this sounds like something from my days in the Boy Scouts. We were all pyros.
Did you actually light fires at the same time you were inside those boy scouts, or is this just a euphemism?
it seems everyone that is/was a boy scout was a pyro [myself included]
Yeah, I wouldn't eat that
Gross, and eh,.. why?
reminds me of Ricky from the trailer park boys.
This guy doesn't have a clearing stick.
I hope he really didn't feed that to his dog
Apparently his dog didn't seem to mind
I see lead based pain chips, damaged lung tissue, and burnt raw pork. All the dog sees is BACON. This is me jealous.
grilling bacon on a blue painted surface seems like a good idea. dies of lead poisoning.
You continue to have the right logic.
What a waste of perfectly good bacon. Ackbar does NOT approve.
Although I will say he should have thrown some beans on there too. What kind of beans you ask? Pinto beans! Ba Dum Bump!!
TY, TY, I'll be here all week.
Corney as hell… but made me giggle:) Cheers!
I just read it on your voice LOL!
The bacon! It's a trap!
That looks aweful!
You can say that again!
That looks awful!
I'd eat it. Still bacon
Oh the Pinto lovers are going to be pissed. That car wasn`t in that bad of shape. Toxic food will kill a dog too.
No love for Pintos but nonetheless it was a horrendously stupid move. Hate to see a car destroyed "just because". The guy's an asshat. As a motorhead I tend to treat all cars as having basic value and not worthy of such an end. Strip them and send them to the shredder/compactor but what he did was stupid.
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