His methods might be questionable but breakfast was served nevertheless (24 Photos)

Although looking at the package, that is bacon only in the broadest sense of the word.

Meanwhile, in Texas…

i would have definetly let the paint burn off the car first

The guy sis wasted semen

how does that old joke about eating paint chips go again?

There are so many things wrong with the method of cooking depicted in these photo's. Clearly this man has no common sense and no educaion background above grade 10 science. This may be the stupidest submission I have ever seen posted on the chive.

sure does look yummy…

TheChive has been posting a lot of crap lately.

However unwise, this guy FRIED BACON ON A FREAKIN BURNING CAR. What did you do this weekend? Lighten up, trolls!

atleast she knows her place

the last words of a red-neck: "watch iisss main!"

looks fucking nasty

my bacon comes with car paint now!

huge dumbass!

This guys an epic idiot.

Waitress: "What would you like with your bacon & eggs, sir?"

Me: "Ohh, how about some paint chips from the roof of a car?"

A'merica Fuck ya

Meanwhile, in Northwestern Florida…

#2

Nice to see he bought that gourmet expensive stuff.

What a f**ing loser

#23 I have never seen breakfast destroyed so thoroughly. That poor bacon didn't even see it coming…

looks truly revolting!!

American idiot

The fuck?

What a DORK, he could have started the woods around that cat on fire.