When it comes to ‘Find Her’ we made the Dean’s List (28 Photos)

  • rocknrollg

    #27 – there's no firmness or muscle there.

    • Jen

      there's quite a gap, but its very pancake-ish.

      • Rauland

        I find it quite beautiful actually

  • deleted3125345

    #28 oh dear lord…I'm awake now! πŸ˜›

    • BeccaB86

      I can't unsee it.

    • Wavien

      I don't get it. Just look down and BOOBS! Instant wake-up.

    • Beano

      Paula is that you?

      • Paula_

        Nope, is my daughter.
        And you can say all you want, but… she made it to be a Chivette! Ha! That's more than you or your GF's can say.

        – the one who'll never mate with monkies again

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          dont tell me THATS our love child!??! thank god you never told me, but to be on the safe side you should have drowned it in scalding water.
          cheers, beers

          • Paula_

            Uhhmmm…. yeah…. I was meaning to tell you, honestly… Just never came around to it I guess… I tried to give her up for adoption but that was when she was already 3 and climbed the trees way faster than I could…
            But she'll grow on you; just last weekend I was so proud.. she won the local banana eating contest by a mile; 127 bananas in 2 minutes flat. Oh you should have seen her ❀

            – the one you used to mate

    • Belaruss

      Great Googley Moogley! My EYES, MY EYES….*runs around room arms flailing*

    • Lev

      Ha, now we know what gets your blood movin'…

      • Lauren Gentile

        Old hairy man bi*** tits ALWAYS does it for me!
        /end sarcasm


    • JohnQ

      wow!! she's hotter than Lauren. xD

      • Maynard B.


    • dub

      Since when does the Chive show full nipple?

    • V4Vendetta14

      I want to poke my eyes out for hope I never see something like that again.

    • blurr95

      #28…. really…??? REALLY???????

    • Henrik

      Kill it! Kill it with fire!

    • fibonacci5150

      The Mona Lisa of Kentucky?

    • Dave

      O Dear Lord, why would you want find the beast.
      My Addvice is to "Run far, run fast and Don't look back.".

  • First


    • iinferno2010

      not really jackass

    • Ricardo

      So close, yet so far.

    • Not First

      Swing and a miss…

      Nice try kid, thanks for playing.

    • Paula_

      Damn, you failed so hard we have to redefine failure thanks to you.

      – the one you love to hate

    • JDubs


  • ISU Birds

    #4 & #12 Yes yes yes find those two por favor.

    • Griskaill

      #4 is still 15 yrs old norwegian blogger Voe (Emilie Nereng)

      • Griskaill

        The Chive seems even more capable of forgetting found girls, than finding them in the first place…

      • Nina

        16, but yeah=)

        • Griskaill

          She was born Nov. 5 1995, so she is 15 years, 5 months and 16 days

          • http://twitter.com/GaryCrazyBusey @GaryCrazyBusey

            I don't know if that was informative…. Or just creepy.

  • Jaime

    #27 flat ass.

    • Guse

      JD's gonna hit that flat butt, JD's gonna hit that flat butt!

    • Tyler J Smith

      I believe you meant "Dat ass"

    • ROK247

      noassatall syndrome. a couple months of friday fish fry therapy will fix that thing right up.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        because fat goes to the ass, not the belly, the hips or under her first chin, it goes to the ass. Always

    • Anon

      Diddle, uh i mean, ditto!

    • Cauliflower Ears

      Otherwise known as long back

    • scott

      who ever wanted you to find this is prolly the PEDOBEAR!!

    • Walter Sobchak

      I found this ass! It bats 3rd for the local boys little league team.

  • Urban

    #8 #23 We might need some MOAR of these two.

    • Robby

      #23 won Maxim Hometown Hottie

      • Steve

        I graduated from CMU not too long ago. DAMMIT

        • b-ry

          google Cassie Keller…that's all you need.

      • rainbow

        Mila Kunis lookalike?

  • jojo bean

    #16 the big tatas get me every time, please find her

    • alex

      Claire Sinclair
      google her

    • Rain

      Her name is Claire Sinclair. Playmate Of The Month October 2010 =D

  • Oasis

    #25 This sportscaster can have her own post. She has many great photos.

    • bfcknrzl

      Inez Saniez or something like that

    • MotherF*** Chiver!!

      She came to my University in Cancun apart from being hot, She's really smart. 2 masters and a doctorate and a great motivational speaker.

    • Khaqan Javaid

      i remember sending the link of her's to the chive a few days back. she should def have her own post

  • Anon

    #25 Isn't this the broad that the Jets wanted to gang up on?

    • Sharky

      Inez Sainz

  • Dakota

    everyone knows #28 is your mom…

    • Trevor


  • Mike

    #3 is Mercedes Terrell. Google her and enjoy.

    • R-Dub


    • josh

      you just enabled a stalker…seriously 2 years of looking for a girl in a picture, WTF?!

    • Hmm...

      it took that guy 2 years before he asked the chive. The chive did it within hours. Behold the power of the internet.

  • Doug

    #3 – 2 years dude? That's creepy

    • ROK247

      shes probably got 8 kids and weighs three bills by now haha

    • Head Chef

      She probably doesnt look like that anyomre either 😦

    • Lewie

      Creepy? I think it has long since moved into the "That's pathetic and sad" category.

    • yourmomonchive

      yes definately ,,,, Mordor wants thier ghoul back frekazoid..

      • asf

        no, they don't.

    • Jorge V.

      creepy and inefficient…

  • Bud

    Pretty sure #15 is Sonny Leon

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      you are correct sir. though I think her name is spelled Sunny

    • Justin

      Though it's spelled Sunny Leone, I think you're right.

    • http://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

      Yes, Sunny & NSFW

    • Bollyver

      Sure looks like Sunny a Penthouse pet

  • Rich

    #10 looks like eliza dushku

    • Chris

      Looks like Vida Guerra but with smaller boobs.

    • Big Daddy

      thats vida guerra

  • PAUL


    • ROK247

      you, sir, are the william shakespeare of our time. bravo!

    • Eduardo

      Her name is Ines Sainz, she's a Mexican tv sports reporter. Google her.

  • Blargh_Matey

    #20 is Frieda Rose (or at least that's the name she's most commonly found by).
    #24 is Kelly Karloff (sometimes found as Kelly Star or Starr).
    #28 is Paula.

    • DaddyD

      LOL. I can't wait to see Paula's reply!

      • Blargh_Matey

        Has anyone ever seen Paula? I submit that #28 is Paula until proven otherwise. The image certainly matches 'her' personality.

        • Paula_

          There was an actual photo of me in the DAR once… No further hints.

          – the one who made it into the DAR

          • ranD

            if i remember correctly your name used to link to a blog page of yours with pics of you didnt it?

            • Paula_


    • BobSugar

      #20 a new contestant has approached!!!

    • dasuperfan

      i just laughed my ass off when i read what you wrote for #28

  • disturbed

    #23 is just stunning!

    • efrainoscar

      it's like having Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie in one!

      • b-ry

        google cassie keller….that's all you need

    • stealing

      Butter. Face.

    • Bollyver

      I twittered Cassie to tell her theChive was looking for her and she'd be a perfect calander girl, but she shut me down.

      • Always Last

        She was affiliated with Playboy and they never let their girls promote anything but Playboy sponsors.

    • You're kidding right

      She looks like she is going on 40 in this shot. I'd hate to think of how long it takes her to look like this what she's like without the makeup. Wake up to her the next morning without the makeup on and you might have a different view of how great you think she looks.

  • Robby

    Where in the world is #13

    • timetravlr

      Carmen is in San Diego

    • Craig

      Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
      She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
      She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
      Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

      Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
      From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
      Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
      Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

      She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
      Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

      Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
      Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
      She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
      Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
      Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can she be?

      Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
      Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu…!

      Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
      She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
      Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
      Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

  • Rudy


  • rocknroll

    #3 – 2 years? could have had a real girl in that time frame!

    • yourmomonchive

      stalker bear much to much?

  • Bryan

    VERY NICE…. #8 #11 #12 #27

  • http://hot-cosplay.blogspot.com Snsdfan

    First Girl NAme is Ushijima πŸ˜‰

    • JohnQ


  • The_BOFH

    Wow! #6 is smoking!

    • wetodid

      this is what Im looking for.

    • ur_moneys_mine

      Is it just me or does she have a clit ring?

    • Chivemaster

      Amazing body

  • Anjin-San

    #4 is probably Voe, the hot blogger from norway.

    oh, she is 15, by the way… you damn pedo bastards…

    • ewilletts

      18?? i round up

      • Shytbag

        That'd be 20 then, use your maths son.

    • ROK247

      PEDO ALERT!!!! the black suburbans are on the way.

    • legal_bear

      Age of consent in Norway is 16… so in 6 months all will be legal… πŸ˜‰

    • yoru

      she was 15 when she started her blog like 2 years ago so now not only is she past age of consent in most countries in Europe but she could even sell herself as a freelance in Switzerland… πŸ˜‰

    • tastykak3s

      "If she's old enough to crawl shes in the right position."


      • Guy

        Can't argue with Gandhi.

    • Nephilim

      If there's grass on the field play ball………..

    • Dazza

      I'd still hit that.

  • ewilletts

    #'s 4 and 19!!!! baby jebus they should be illegal….

    • less

      #20 , #21 and #27 too… come on you pedo chive! stop showing little prepubescent girls as if they were sexy… it's disgusting!

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