A low down dirty good time (32 Photos)

  • McCrappy

    FIRST!!!! eat that u shitheads

    • Dune

      ha! well said.

    • McCrappy'sLesboMom

      Thumbs up from me sweety-pie!

    • Really Cool Person

      i think thats hilarious

  • nick339123

    Amen! #32

    • The Donger

      Early pic of Obama? It's a shame he didn't take his own hippy fuck advice….

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ross-Stamm/100000479484565 Ross Stamm

        If that is obama in his early days. Why couldn't someone run him over to save us from his socialist ideas.

  • Paul

    Why why why must you continue to post pictures of her? There is nothing good about her. STOP

    • Ace_Hood

      Bull shit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

      You know how I know your gay…

      • Paul

        Who still uses that line anymore?

        • Stevo

          Your Mom.

          • Paul

            my mom is dead

            • Stevo

              Hmmm… Yeah… Well i suppose just Peter Rios then…

            • Randy Marsh


            • staatzy

              i guess thats why she doesnt move around alot

              • Nick

                I also heard she's lost a lot of weight lately…

        • bfcknrzl

          I do on your mom

      • Paul

        When I didn't tell you to stop sucking my dick?

    • lolnonomous

      Paul is Paula's twin sister.

      • HollarPeenYo

        They actually are one in the same… Paul is her hermaphrodite male side. Paula actually has a nut sack that dangles from her clit. Paul is strictly just that nut sack. Paula has to bend over on the keyboard and dangle him onto the keyboard for him to post comments, it's all kinds of fucked up…

      • Your Face

        Paul you are literally the worst kind of person

    • D.C

      You know how I know your gay?

      • D.C

        you're*.. shit it's too early in the morning for this shit. Sorry guys

        • D.C

          You know what, I withdraw my statement. You're not gay. Because even a gay man would acknowledge how fucking beautiful that women is. I don't know what you are. All I know is it sucks.

          I need coffee

          • Paula

            I'm not surprised gay men would acknowledge her as physically appealing, seeing as how she resembles a teenage boy in drag.

            • Mike

              Maybe Paul is asexual.

    • Brian King

      She is hot – nuff said

      • Rolo Tomasi

        And she doesn't use teeth!

      • Netoward

        and she's legal, so no jailbait – nuff said

    • Thor

      Are you gay, or a woman? ORR, did she run over your dog or something?

      • DistractedIndividual

        I'm a straight woman..and even I think she's hot.

    • adam biebz

      paul its ok if your gay. just dont comment on the holy emma watson

      • Paul

        No I don't care what you people say she is ugly

        • McBeastie

          Obviously you don't care what we say…but maybe you just move past the pic of her next time without commenting, k? Because the majority of people here don't mind, and very much enjoy the pics of that lovely young lady…so don't fuck it up for us.

  • drewdeze

    #3 and #8 and #9 equals awesome, that is all

    • sheoncebelieved

      Yes!…I love #3 FIND HER!

      • turnedon

        You're fucking HOT!!!!

  • Codey

    #18 resisting nerdy urge to point out the incorrectness of the problem and just accept it as the joke it is.

    • dub


      Sex? Are you over 18, Cutie?

      Are you a pedo?

    • Admiral Ackbar

      What incorrectness? Sex = Are You over 18 Cutie Pie – I don't think it was supposed to be a correct mathematical equation.

    • Anal Physiscist

      I agree with you. I looked at it twice and said…wait that doesnt make sense. lol

    • Kenzie

      I agree with Codey

  • n1ghtstalker

    #6 Oh Mila you must do more. You are not on the screen nearly enough! So Hot!

    • n1ghtstalker

      I got the number wrong…. what a shocker!

      • IOU

        2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

      • dub

        That's a pretty radical avatar.

      • P90

        Combining the two pics in your subconscious maybe?

  • Surf and Snow

    Moar!! 🙂 Oh the things I would do…. Smile like a donut!

  • Nobody

    #32 Silly kid. I think he meant FEWER assholes

    • DaddyD

      The English language evolves, so we are going to lose the less-fewer battle eventually … especially since there are fewer and fewer people who care.

      But in this case, I could argue that assholes are not individually countable, but simply an amorphous mass of semi-humanity and thus deserving of "less."

    • MattFoley

      clearly you didn't consider fulfilling his wish

    • super nerd

      i think he wrote it just for people like you

  • salvi

    yeah one of my pics made the chive….

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      Unfortunately so did your comment.

      • DistractedIndividual


        • wkdfrog


  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

    #22 So funny. I spit my jack and coke out my nose.

    • Call You Out

      Bullshit. You're not cool by lying about drinking.

    • biindsp0t

      Did Jack enjoy it and also what a waste of coke…

  • MigraineBoy

    #27 They sure do…

  • ros


  • Ugly

    Ugly #24

    • LukeSkywalker

      #5 expresses m sentiments towards you.

      • IOU

        your clearly gay.

        • Pango Pango

          You clearly have either poor taste or low standards to think she's hot.

          • elbruces

            I don't think she's "hot," but she's certainly not ugly. Learning to properly assess female flesh is a critical skill in your development, young Padwan. I'm going to put Emma Watson as a 7.5, and schedule a re-assessment for her mid-30's, when the crazy sex-drive thing kicks in for most women.

  • Stop

    Stop with the Emma Watson picture

    • adam biebz

      i think this is the first CHIVE TROLL i've ever seen…. well its been a good run

    • Surf and Snow


  • mouth

    Only good thing about this picture is her mouth

    • yoru

      you cant even be a decent samefag hater…

      • mouth

        Eat a dick. She is ugly

        • McBeastie

          We get it, you think she's ugly. Most of us disagree. Move along.

        • No Alibi

          Unless you're into ladyboys

        • elbruces

          Apparently your definition of "ugly" is unique to just you + all closeted homosexuals. Hmm…

  • bbqboobs

    #16 Well played sir.

    • DaddyD

      Technically, a whore gets paid. If she's doing it for free, she's a slut … or a very hot bi.

      • Netoward

        Thank you for describing your job, so now that you've finished, would you go and make me a sandwich?

  • bbqboobs

    #19 Not sure what's up ahead, but I'd just take my chances and go straight.

    • S12

      Knoxville, TN. Go straight and you're headed south.

    • sparkyinfla

      Touche' !

  • csh

    #8 Perfection.

    • DaddyD

      Near perfection. She is better when she smiles.

    • elbruces

      She's certainly cute. Consider what she'd look like with less makeup, less hair and less of a boob-enhancing top and she makes the top 13 percentile or so. Still very nice.

  • IllicitWeaponry

    #4 to the back of your throat……and beyond!

    • lensman


      • Iran_Cyber_Army

        Was it just me who was also hearing the Buzz lightyear music, while I was reading it?

  • SkyVader

    You will be missed.

    • Chekit

      no he won't.

  • JohnQ

    #3 atta boy. she wants u to look at it 😉

  • JohnQ

    #8 #9 muy bien Chive, muy bien.

  • JohnQ

    #15 i wonder if it's a jazz luvr or a jizz luvr.

    • Joe

      That's the joke :/

    • DaddyD

      Or both?

    • elbruces

      If it's a jazz lover, then they're fucking retarded and the joke's on them.

  • JohnQ

    #20 Sharks with arms? now we're really fucked! :S

    • Surf and Snow

      What, nor fricken laser beams!?!?

  • Iran_Cyber_Army

    #11 Far easier than being responsible for your kids that you don't even know exist.

    • HollarPeenYo

      I'm sorry but your Username just makes me want to punch you in the face. Don't get me wrong it's nothing your really doing, its really just your Username…

      • Iran_Cyber_Army

        Apology accepted. I can understand you're quite the raging commenter:

        20 minutes ago @ theCHIVE – Daily Morning Awesomen… · infinite replies · infinite points
        I don't get it? How the fuck are there so many lame people on this awesome site? McCrappy, I hope that today you are also the first person to drown in a pile of human feces. I will keep my fingers crossed for promising news this evening…

        • HollarPeenYo

          You caught me… Cool Ronald McDonald profile pic. Is that supposed to lure me into thinking that you're not a terrorist? I'm pretty sure you look like a dude who gets on airplanes and gets tons of second looks… Basically I'm just saying Iran sucks.

          • Iran_Cyber_Army

            Iran sucks huh? Well that is your own opinion and I am not saying there is anything wrong with that. I do happen to come from another country but I would like to know just be pure interest if you actually know Iran yourself, or is everything you heard of it from the media these days? I'm just saying. And to answer your question, no I had no intent of 'luring you in here' bro. I am not a terrorist. Why are they on chive? Chive, according to this year's GNH (Gross National Happiness) is the most happiest place on earth.

            • HollarPeenYo

              Well Mr. Iran… unfortunately I'm not your typical American who hasn't ever traveled abroad. I have in fact been into Iran while I was visiting nearby Ashgabat, Turkmenistan. Needless to say I'm not impressed with your oppressive government regime, you can't go anywhere in that country without having to pay someone a bribe. And your so called "leader" is a crazy mad man, who keeps instigating the rest of the world with his ridiculous speeches full of hate and ignorance. If you just changed your username to something more reflective of who you are; like "Iranian Sheep" then we wouldn't even need to debate this.

              • Iran_Cyber_Army

                Hmm…You almost convinced me to change my username, however, I find it very impressive what the Iranian Cyber Army was able to do, regardless of their purpose. Being able to hack into Twitter, Baidu and more…that is pretty impressive and it reminds me of the equivalent strength 4chan has. I do not mean to represent this army nor try to offend anyone, I am simply choosing to have this as my username for fun and I see that you have done your research about Iran. Bravo.

                • HollarPeenYo

                  Damn… well it was worth a try!

                  • K. West

                    hey guys nice argument u guys are having and imma let you finish it in a little bit but the best internet fight was between Paula_ and Smithers in todays Daily Morning Awesomeness

                • elbruces

                  <div class="idc-message" id="idc-comment-msg-div-144348326"><a class="idc-close" title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(144348326)"><span>Close Message</span> Comment posted. <p class="idc-nomargin"><a class="idc-share-facebook" onclick="IDC.ui.fb_wrapper(144348326)" href="javascript: void(null)" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="idc-share-inner"><span>Share on Facebook</span></span> or <a href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(144348326)">Close Message Interesting factoid, the first major example that has been discovered of cyberwarfare is apparently of the U.S. against Iran. A virus called "stuxnet" was found floating around certain industrial computer systems. Further examination demonstrated that it could only take effect within Iranian centrifuge control systems.

                  So "Iran Cyber Army" is actually rather Ironic, considering the fact that country is to date the only known victim of international acts of war that would solely take place in computers.

                  • Iran_Cyber_Army

                    Quote from HollarPeenYo
                    Agreed. Let this battle simmer down to an agreement that we were all looking for.
                    Keep on Chivin

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