Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • That Guy

    #2 'it's like… uh oh hotdog'.

  • Nickincollege

    #18 How the dinosaurs really died……. war

  • Deuce

    There's actually someone out there that HASN'T seen Tara Reid abomination of a boob job?

  • The_BOFH

    I just want to find pre-op pics of Tara #14. When she was actually hot, not some plastic bimbo.

  • Screwdriver

    #5 next you will have mouse pads, mugs, bumper stickers and maybe T-Shirts.

  • craig


  • Nicnac

    #8 messing around escalators, no long hair, no loose clothing. Seriously, escalator deaths from things getting caught in the mechanism are grisly.

  • Bob

    #11…Knowing how buff Carrot Top is, I would not be going around saying things like this about him. Plus, this is probably one of the best photos taken of him in the past decade. Which do you prefer, Tore up from the Floor Up posing Carrot Top, or Chilling out in a nice suit Carrot top??


    SOURCE: REDDIT DOT COM. (Cite your sources, thieves!)

    • ale

      winny reddit.

    • DistractedIndividual

      GTFO Fuk Face!

      • REDDIT

        that's not very ladylike. you're lucky i'm such a gentleman, bitch.

  • Jak

    …or…you can like whatever the hell you wanna like and don't give a shit what other people think, white or otherwise. Do I think Banksy is cool? Sure; I enjoy his art. Would I be on his jock if I ever met him, hell no.

  • chingchongchina

    hahahaha 22 is my buddy, can't wait to tell him he made the chive

  • Toots McGee

    #20 The world's largest cotton candy maker!!

  • Acdc

    IMHO #12 > Bill Murray. Love Bill but Jack is the shit!!

  • Brian Michael Schade

    #3 I'll take it!

    • Kjell King

      That's what she said!

  • DistractedIndividual

    Did anyone really even bother to read that^ ? ….Sorry dude but if I wanted to read a book I wouldn't be on the Chive.

    • b-ry

      thank you!

  • V4Vendetta14

    #11, looks like carrot top stopped injecting synthol and can fit into a suit. People who take steroids are lame, but at least they have real muscle. Synthol injected into your muscles always looks weird and misshaped.

  • buuillis

    #17 aka 100 lbs of crack

  • 2cool4skool

    #18 Calvin and Hobbes FTW, by default, always.

  • Just Me

    "Difficult" is not a noun. You are "pretentious behind your back" and in front of your front, too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffrey-D-Wolske/1093102581 Jeffrey D Wolske

    #11 why is there an extra set of feet on the bottom picture?

  • Jim

    #4 So we rollin' or what?

  • PittSig

    #18. Hell yea Calvin and Hobbes. I may or may not own the complete series.

  • oh4fuckssake

    Oh my God!!!

    Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

    • That Guy

      you seem to be a one track wonder.

  • scottydo

    #3 BIGGINS!!!

  • DDD


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