Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#2 'it's like… uh oh hotdog'.

#18 How the dinosaurs really died……. war

There's actually someone out there that HASN'T seen Tara Reid abomination of a boob job?

I just want to find pre-op pics of Tara #14. When she was actually hot, not some plastic bimbo.

#5 next you will have mouse pads, mugs, bumper stickers and maybe T-Shirts.

Awesome!

#8 messing around escalators, no long hair, no loose clothing. Seriously, escalator deaths from things getting caught in the mechanism are grisly.

#11…Knowing how buff Carrot Top is, I would not be going around saying things like this about him. Plus, this is probably one of the best photos taken of him in the past decade. Which do you prefer, Tore up from the Floor Up posing Carrot Top, or Chilling out in a nice suit Carrot top??

SOURCE: REDDIT DOT COM. (Cite your sources, thieves!)

…or…you can like whatever the hell you wanna like and don't give a shit what other people think, white or otherwise. Do I think Banksy is cool? Sure; I enjoy his art. Would I be on his jock if I ever met him, hell no.

hahahaha 22 is my buddy, can't wait to tell him he made the chive

#20 The world's largest cotton candy maker!!

IMHO #12 > Bill Murray. Love Bill but Jack is the shit!!

#3 I'll take it!

Did anyone really even bother to read that^ ? ….Sorry dude but if I wanted to read a book I wouldn't be on the Chive.

#11, looks like carrot top stopped injecting synthol and can fit into a suit. People who take steroids are lame, but at least they have real muscle. Synthol injected into your muscles always looks weird and misshaped.

#17 aka 100 lbs of crack

#18 Calvin and Hobbes FTW, by default, always.

"Difficult" is not a noun. You are "pretentious behind your back" and in front of your front, too.

#11 why is there an extra set of feet on the bottom picture?

#4 So we rollin' or what?

#18. Hell yea Calvin and Hobbes. I may or may not own the complete series.

Oh my God!!!

Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

#3 BIGGINS!!!

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