guy tattooes himself for bigger nipples : theCHIVE

That’s one way to fix tiny nipples (5 Photos)

April 19, 2011 | In: Creepy, Funny, WTF

Devo

He looks drunk and/or stoned,
maybe it just happened after a few to many on the beach with his buddies
Fuckin Hilarious, and more original then tribal haha
Brad

I know a guy who got a tattoo of a blue crap hanging off of one of his nipples. He is now a registered sex offender.

You can just lift weights to make your chest bigger, which will stretch your nipples a bit…
ClariseStarling

Meanwhile, in Japan…
george takei

First bitches!
http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

Why do us men have nipples anyway? I'm selling mine on Ebay. Any bidders?
heidi

I think this is a cleaver solution to a problem that obviously bothered him.

Gajillion

I think a cleaver solution would have been perfect. I would have also accepted a hedge-trimmer solution, a lawn-mower solution, and even a vice-grip solution. A cyanide pill solution would have been preferable, but I would have settled for chemical sterilization as well.

jojoleb

WHY ? HY WHY HY WHY HY WHY HY WHY
Ferdinand

I have heard a lot of women over the years talking about relative sizes of parts of a guy. Never did I hear one say, "he's really cute and well hung and I would blow him all night, but those tiny nipples are a deal breaker."
Mr. Nice

So now people are gonna say why the hell do you have orange circles tatted around your baby nips
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

you sir… are an idiot…
Anon

Wow, his nipples were TINY!
Eri

As a woman, I can say I would have forgiven his tiny nipples if he had some sort of semblance of a man's chest. eugh.
SinisteRtheWickeD

…BzHuh? Why?
ohmyguinness

Wait, if you can tattoo nipples, can you make my dick look bigger?
https://www.facebook.com/people/Ramnath-Pai-P/1533452199 Ramnath. Pai. P

this is weired than the nerd weddings post :O
Toby

I think if he had gone a little more sideways oblong they would look more realistic…i've never seen a perfectly round nipple…
trevor

Seriously? your confidence is that low you need to blame the size of your nipples? p.s. get a real tattoo you douche!!!
Willow

It's not nipples he got tattoos of it is the arreola (the area around the nipple)!!
vangvoo

lol, thats jsut too funny dude, seriously.
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SunnyHawaii

Do guys really care about their tits? I mean seriously this guy was unhappy with his nipps? What is happening to men these days. They're getting more like women with all the hair removal and all that. When men start worrying about stretch marks, cellulite and varicose veins then I know the world is ending. With this guy, it's already getting too late…..

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