That’s one way to fix tiny nipples (5 Photos)

  • jack

    Ok, I have a hairy chest and the hair on my chest grows pretty think right next to my nips. Wonder if this d-bag thought about his new nipples sprouting hair. re-dunk-ulous.

    • Tyler

      I'm not sure what makes you more of a d-bag, what this guy did, or using the word "re-dunk-ulous". Only a d-bag frat bro used a word like that.

  • 1st Post Winner

    Went from dime size boobies to little baby bolognas

    • @danahlandreneau

      lol that's funny

    • boki019

      Nice nick dude 🙂

  • Quixote

    You can milk just about anything with nipples…

    • Mr_Rob

      I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

      • DaddyD

        Actually, given the proper stimulation, most men will secrete from their nipples. So yes, he could milk you.

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          Hmmm….looking at nipples….out of creamer for coffee…, why not?

          • ShakeyTheMoyle

            And on a side note: it's confirmed, this is, "Scumbag Steve's" cousin.

            • Jimmy

              Douchebag Darryl?!? He owes me money!!

  • pdiddily420

    WTF?!?! I don't even know what to say about this.

    • testington

      whatever, objectively he does look better/more proportional in the after pictures and for like $60 it is a pretty good investment if it makes you feel better about yourself. Compared to girls getting breast implants or guys getting hair plugs this is really cheap and a minor cosmetic change

      • Rusty

        Jesus Christ way to nerd it up urkel

      • Mook

        I think the simpler statement testington… Is man the fuck up, no one cares what size your nipples are on a guy.

  • outside the bun

    go big or go home i guess

  • mipo2010

    Why just why???

  • Ebiggz

    Yup it's official. He's a straight doucher.

  • DistractedIndividual

    Looks weird….too fake… I'm somewhat at a loss of how to react to that…

  • equalizermax

    This is Gay, Am I in Berry right now?

    • Mmm_Ciao

      Right, because that what us girls want to look at. A moron getting tattooed nipples. Totally Berry material.

  • maudite

    its magical, now when its cold his nips dont shrink

  • DanbyRaider

    You know how I know you're gay?

  • wuzzman16

    i do think he went a little too big, but you have to cut the guy some slack he did have REALLY small nipples before. You know that was the first thing anyone has every commented every time this dude took his shirt off.

    • @jamieluvstea

      yeah I agree, if he was going to do that he shouldn't have made them abnormally big. I really think if he just would have worked out instead he would feel much better about his tiny nipples.

  • That Guy

    he should have gone for targets.

  • Brother Maynard

    Waste of $60 right there.

    • Pete Ribaudo

      Im sure his mom paid for it

  • Nazz1962

    Why the hell would a dude care about what size his nipples are? Just sayin' …

  • MariJane

    Men's nipples are like plastic fruit… just for looks… and the tats actually look much better than his little baby nipples

    • Dave

      i know right? i'd suck on 'em.

  • Dude

    Well his nipples were extremely small. I have to say, this is not bad at all.

  • MoistSnuff

    #5 makes me want to punch him in his nip tats

  • MrCjv

    Ok, i call DB.

  • Brian

    Douchebag says….."tat my nips!"

  • mtpuckhead

    What a fucking jack ass.

  • alan

    Bet he wishes he could do that with his penis

  • Blake

    "Hey handsome, want to go back to my place and we can…WTF!? THOSE ARE TINY NIPPLES, GET AWAY FROM ME PERV!!"

    Boy if I had a nickel for every time I…nope, he's still lost the bet and probably does too much E

  • Realman

    One word: Hofagmo. Seriously.

  • lalalala

    a girl is going to be more weirded out you have tattooed nipples that small ones

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