guy tattooes himself for bigger nipples : theCHIVE

April 19, 2011 | In: Creepy, Funny, WTF

jack

Ok, I have a hairy chest and the hair on my chest grows pretty think right next to my nips. Wonder if this d-bag thought about his new nipples sprouting hair. re-dunk-ulous.

Tyler

I'm not sure what makes you more of a d-bag, what this guy did, or using the word "re-dunk-ulous". Only a d-bag frat bro used a word like that.

DaddyD

Actually, given the proper stimulation, most men will secrete from their nipples. So yes, he could milk you.

ShakeyTheMoyle

Hmmm….looking at nipples….out of creamer for coffee…..eh, why not?

ShakeyTheMoyle

And on a side note: it's confirmed, this is, "Scumbag Steve's" cousin.

testington

whatever, objectively he does look better/more proportional in the after pictures and for like $60 it is a pretty good investment if it makes you feel better about yourself. Compared to girls getting breast implants or guys getting hair plugs this is really cheap and a minor cosmetic change

Rusty

Jesus Christ way to nerd it up urkel
http://yourmomma.com Mook

I think the simpler statement testington… Is man the fuck up, no one cares what size your nipples are on a guy.

outside the bun

go big or go home i guess
mipo2010

Why just why???
Ebiggz

Yup it's official. He's a straight doucher.
DistractedIndividual

Looks weird….too fake… I'm somewhat at a loss of how to react to that…
equalizermax

This is Gay, Am I in Berry right now?

Mmm_Ciao

Right, because that what us girls want to look at. A moron getting tattooed nipples. Totally Berry material.

maudite

its magical, now when its cold his nips dont shrink
DanbyRaider

You know how I know you're gay?
wuzzman16

i do think he went a little too big, but you have to cut the guy some slack he did have REALLY small nipples before. You know that was the first thing anyone has every commented every time this dude took his shirt off.

http://twitter.com/jamieluvstea @jamieluvstea

yeah I agree, if he was going to do that he shouldn't have made them abnormally big. I really think if he just would have worked out instead he would feel much better about his tiny nipples.

Nazz1962

Why the hell would a dude care about what size his nipples are? Just sayin' …
MariJane

Men's nipples are like plastic fruit… just for looks… and the tats actually look much better than his little baby nipples

Dude

Well his nipples were extremely small. I have to say, this is not bad at all.
MoistSnuff

#5 makes me want to punch him in his nip tats
MrCjv

Ok, i call DB.
Brian

Douchebag says….."tat my nips!"
mtpuckhead

What a fucking jack ass.
alan

Bet he wishes he could do that with his penis
Blake

"Hey handsome, want to go back to my place and we can…WTF!? THOSE ARE TINY NIPPLES, GET AWAY FROM ME PERV!!"

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I…nope, he's still lost the bet and probably does too much E
Realman

One word: Hofagmo. Seriously.
lalalala

a girl is going to be more weirded out you have tattooed nipples that small ones