Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • DCMOFO

    #1

    That is udderly impressive!

    • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

      I think the cops want him to moooooove!

    • whatdouwantmyname4

      thechive, where atheists unite to hate religions

    • whatdouwantmyname4

      thechive, where people love to hate religion, yet pretend to celebrate the 'girl-next-door' and have the sister site, thebrigade, celebrating those who risk their life based upon a god.

      • dentonbeard

        Looks like you're "milking" this rant for all it's worth.

      • dub

        not sure what you mean, but it's pretty stupid to assume that every American soldier is religious, no?

        Also, God is capitalized – HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

    • EDD

      the chive, where faggots congregate to suck cocks.

    • Que?

      WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE? COW UDDER PUNS TO RELIGIONS HATRED?

      • Joeyk

        I know right? Bunch of crazies, back to the puns..
        That protest went on way too long you could tell they were just milking it

        • Fakit

          They're probably pissed about the "knock it off, Jesus. Seriously" post that was up briefly this morning…

    • craigarlen

      Ever been so mad you, (#1)?

  • Paula_

    Goooood moooorning Chivers & Chivettes!
    I'm looking for a new tagline to replace "the one you love to hate", any suggestions? Be creative, if you can.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • KyleGamgee

      "My comment is over, which is the same thing as me shutting up."

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

      How about…"the one that should go away"?

      • Paula_

        Not bad, not bad, that one might make it to the top 3 I suppose. Keep going at it!
        I'll try it out instantly!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – How about…"the one that should go away"?

        • EZP

          that made me laugh
          i give you props for that

    • missjenkins11

      "trollin for trouble

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      i got one! i got one! how about:

      "your usual bitchy chive troll"?

      • Paula_

        Weeeelllllll… I'd have the courtesy to write Chive with a big capital C, but it's OK I guess dear xxbeermonkeyxx. Let's give it a shot:

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – your usual bitchy chive troll

    • HollarPeenYo

      "Daddy didn't love me, so now I strive for male attention on Chive"

      • dub

        Lots of votes – we have a winner!

    • Mouthf*cker

      the one waiting for face rape.

    • Stafferty

      Paula:
      "If You Read This, Then I Have Officially Wasted A Minute Of Your Life"
      "Now With More Cinnamon"
      "The Dark Side of The Chive"
      "Any Attention Will do"
      "Feed Me…FEEEED MEEEE!"
      "You Just Died a Little On The Inside"

      • Paula_

        Ow, ow, ow, those are some nice ones there (*applauds*)
        I especially like these:
        "The Dark Side of The Chive"
        "You Just Died a Little On The Inside" (I'll try that one out with a minor change)

        Big Hug and a *smooch*,
        Paula
        – you just died a little inside

    • lol

      how about…."the one who single handedly killed the paula joke and now its beyond old"

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Dennison/15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      -kill me with fire

    • jjj

      how about "the stupid bitch everyone thumbs down"

      • Paula_

        Captain Obvious, please report to the sick bay

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the stupid bitch everyone thumbs down

    • Rex Powers

      The one you love to HAT

      • Serious looking guy

        The one who must be really ugly because she doesnt have a photo

        • Paula_

          Aw c'mon, I look sooo cute kneeled down in my avatar!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – so cute

    • KeyserSoze

      here's my 3

      – Haters gonna hate…
      – Queen of the commentariat
      – The Empress of Infamy

    • kassnarok

      The one tha must die

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Perry-Mason/567968025 Perry Mason

      Why not go for gold by making it "oneadaypaula.com"

  • AckLOL

    #10 I hope it comes true…

    • Broseph Stalin

      man, her tits are so hot i'd play chess on them all fuckin' day.

    • Jojo

      check google images… i think your wish came true

      • Lazy

        Too lazy to google… Chive, give us MOAR!

        • Big Mike

          too lazy to see her sending topless pics? thats pretty lazy.

    • pbad30

      I really want to give the thumbs up but its at 69 and I will not be the dick to ruin that number.

      • Mr. T

        you could grow the hell up though. fool.

  • AtomManhattan

    #10 no kidding. She was the homely slut chick from 40 Year Old Virgin, played another slut in Defendor, and is currently appearing in Thor. Too bad she never, ever looks this good.

    • Guse

      I think she was the daughter, actually.

      Regardless, I think she's got.

    • Catts

      She's actually pretty chubby in real life.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

        There were topless pics from her cell phone that made it to the internet. She is not chubby at all. And her tits are absolutely glorious!

        • Lionet

          Thank you.

    • DumbAssDave

      I, like how, she has boobs, that are big, and squeezed, together.
      I learned, how to use commas today, yay!

      -Im Home schooled-
      Dave

    • Shawn Forth

      She is the only reason I watched Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist

  • TheRealSnowman

    #10
    – Makes a wish
    – Scrolls up… Damn, didn't come true
    – Makes another wish….
    – Scrolls up.. BUGGER, shirt's still on >.<

    • you're welcome

      just google kat dennings leak

      • newscot

        or "kat dennings nude" works too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

    #12 just became my new facebook statues.

    • Dinkydoodledandly

      You have statues on your facebook? How the hell did you manage that?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

      Which caused a chive quot war with someone that I didn't realize what a chiver=Awesome

  • KyleGamgee

    #10 I ❤ Kat Dennings. I hope she is in many more things.

  • AtomManhattan

    #5 Why are women so ef'ing shallow/superficial they can't just like themselves the way they are? Bad enough they blame men for this attitude, when every intelligent human knows it's women who perpetuate this bullshit. Men will bang anything. Stop being so godamned stupid. It's probably one of the most ugly things about women.
    Nothing more pathetic than fishing for compliments to let everyone know just how insecure and weak you are.

    • lawlz4funsies

      Rawr…

    • Its-a me, Mario

      I bet you get laid often. Perpetuating stuff and all…

    • HollarPeenYo

      "I use Chive to bring light to gender issues in today's world" derp derp derp…

    • AtomManhattan

      "Nothing more pathetic than fishing for compliments to let everyone know just how insecure and weak you are."

      For a perfect example of my statement, see the Chivetttes.

      • BaJezzus

        okay. I was going to "kinda" agree with your rant up there. My main point being our lovely chivettes, because they are beautiful without all the photoshopping and all. But then you had to attack them. So I respectfully request that you take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!

    • juggernaut

      i have to say, i must disagree…i think the women are to blame. after all, gender is performative, is it not? how else do women know what it means to be a woman unless it is in opposition to what it means to be a man? gender roles are culturally constructed, as are norms of sexuality. and why is gender such a defining characteristic, anyway? i would argue that 'male' and 'female' are two arbitrarily assigned categories based on only one of the myriad physical characteristics that differentiate between human beings. know what i mean?

      oh, wait, this is a humor website. GTFO.

    • Pat

      i agree, women can suck my dick. no homo.

    • Call You Out

      You sound fat.

  • http://www.lazythekid.blogspot.com LazyTheKid

    #2 Not in the hallway…use a restroom.

  • Cheeze81

    #10 #11

    I see what you did there….

  • CorpChivette

    #15 Best socks EVER!

  • missjenkins11

    #4 KAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEE

    • Petey

      YAAAAAAAAAHHHH

      • Vin

        WAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVE!!!!!!!!

  • Zepp32

    #2
    Hover Hands + Hover everything else

  • Redditrox

    #1 #3 #5 #10 #15 #17 #19 are all stolen from reddit.

    • TheRealSnowman

      Get the fuck over it….. It's not like reddit owns the copyright to ANY of the pics they post.
      So now, go away. Goodbye, you ARE the weakest link.

      • TheRealSnowman

        I take back my last statement n I apologize.

        • TheRealSnowman

          Nice try. You must feel real clever.

          • TheRealSnowman

            Unlike me. I'm a complete and total Chive fellating cum-slut.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Dennison/15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      how bout you make like a tree and gtfo

    • Call You Out

      Too bad Reddit is full of self important assholes. I bet they miss you.

    • GreyMac

      Poor guy, apparently you haven't been around the interwebs much. Ya see, there's this phenomenon known as 'going viral' in which items of interest are picked up by thousands or even millions of users and then spread around the world electronically. Kinda like Santa Claus but with electrons instead of reindeer.

      I'm sure that if you hold copyrights to any of those photos chive would be happy to take them down. Otherwise it's not stealing, it's sharing without permission and there is a legal difference because technically, if you don't own copyrights and you derive any income from your site – then YOU stole the pic in the first place. Now please STFU, OK?

      • Haterade

        Missed the point. Reddit doesn't advertise and all posts are shared by the community. most are actually created by the community. Chive goes there everyday and steals shit, never gives credit, then puts shit ads all over the website and rakes in the dough. That, my friend, is a dick move.

        Plus, you go on reddit and you find things like the ending to #19: http://i.imgur.com/ub0bR.jpg

        You're welcome, from reddit.

        • Haterade

          The best part about the chive is that when chivers are wrong they just downvote you and move on.

          • Jimmy5923

            you should probably cry about it.

    • IVChan

      Reddit just steals shit from 4chan so STFU and go back to the pussy man's Chan

      • 4 Chan Admin

        but he's already on the chive…..

  • Bahahahah

    #5 actually my friend did this for his friends yearbook. Nice chive stealing another pic from the net n takin credit.

    • TheRealSnowman

      Taking credit? Where?
      Where does it say that Chive take credit for this image?

    • ...

      First, learn to spell.

      Then people will listen to you. Well, might.

    • Slauter

      You stupid douche

    • Haterade

      Not just the picture, they also stole the tagline. pretty weak sauce chive…

  • mrjimmyos

    #4 "You put up a good fight, Potter"

    • SteveySteveSteve

      How many times guys? How many times do I have to tell you? YOU DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

  • Jaf

    #14 Always wondered what Chuck Norris' hobby was…now I know it's motorsurfing

  • http://oo.com orylolol

    #10 i love her

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 is a paradox: youre never alone when you got beer!
    #7 hey dude! just chillin, smokin' my ham real slow when he isnt noticing

  • 2theblackhole

    #13 second row far right, while every one is praying, he did not giving a single fuck on that ride

  • bbqboobs

    #8 I want!!!!!!!

    • BaJezzus

      I agree. I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find a comment on these TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME SHOES!! assuming they're real and all.

  • Joe

    #2 Gravity… You can't explain that

  • HollarPeenYo

    #8 Can't wait for Nelly to come out with a song for these bad boys! Navy Force I's anyone???

  • blox

    i know. they're terribly rare in the USA.

    • ILuvBoobs

      that picture was taken in belgium. farmers were protesting because milk got too cheap

  • saraheleanor17

    Awesome post 🙂

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