Chive Everywhere (55 Photos)

'Chive Everywhere' has blown up thanks to our Chivers. Y'all are getting more creative with the photos as well, which is the key to making the cut here btw.

To make 'Chive Everywhere', all you have to do is snap a photo of yourself Chivin'. Make sure that familiar green Chive screen is somewhere in the shot. The key to this thing will be creativity. Simply taking a photo of your desk won't make the cut. - Tossing gasoline on your desk and lighting it on fire will make the cut.
Use our handy-dandy submit page to send us your 'Chive Everywhere' photos and collect internet fame.

Chive On!

John n' Leo

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  • thomas

    #48 – is that what i think it is???

    • AT2

      That's Morpheus. It should fly soon if everything goes acording to schedule. It's hard to see, but the phone really did have the Chive on it.

      • pjsupremex

        okay NASA is tearing up the chive lately

  • DemonDan

    #26 LOL!

  • Seán

    #37 Go Canucks!!

    • Jimbo_Slice

      you misspelled "Hawks"

      • spinkick_vic

        hawks got lucky in game 4…. Chive on for Game #5@ Rogers Arena, time to send the shithawks golfing.

        • Jimbo_Slice

          I could go either way… Im from Houston, all we have is the Aeros… But they did just sweep Peoria!

        • Garrett Sanders LaFoy


        • dadawg77

          Real lucky I guess. Let's Go Hawks, lets Chive in Rogers Center one more time for Game Seven.

    • BSS

      What the hell is a Canuck anyway? How about them Caps!!! HaHa Ranger fans.

      • Jedi

        Go CAPS!! Great game last night!!

        • Captnjack

          Hell Fuckin Yeaaaahhh! Lets go CAPS!

    • Bhodi

      Let's Go Hawks!!!

    • dasuperfan

      hawks ftw!!!!

  • Tommy Wren

    #52 – Chive High Five

    • Jake

      no shit ur from lake tahoe. was born there in incline village

  • DNA

    #17 Fort Myers, Baby!

    • Jessica Payne

      Hellz yea! Naples here 🙂

      • DNA

        Totally, 239!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #42 is pretty awesome! Well played Patty, well played!

  • alicat

    chiving from stevens point wi, god when will this work day be over!!!!???

    • Jen


  • Miguel

    #52 I have family that are correction officers. It is rough in there. Much respect to you for the difficult job you do. Chive on.

    • colin

      I worked 6 years on Death row and supermax in AZ… You are 100% right, very few people will give you props for working there. On a bad day a police officer deals with two or three criminals. On a good day we are surrounded by thousands of them, and all they usually give you is mace. Stay safe out there brother, thanks for what you do!

  • Adam Mader

    Is it taboo to comment about the picture you just submitted? I'm just so damn happy. #20

    • DaddyD

      No, but if that's your real name, you could be in deep shit. There is a definite possibility that your boss Chives too!

      • Adam Mader

        He does and will be stoked to see this.

      • Waters

        Nah, CSU has pretty low standards. I mean, it's definitely no CU.

        • cu blows

          ya cu is full of asshat hippies csu ftw

          • Hmmm

            Sounds like a typical CSU comment would. That's what you get when you are paying the same for much worse education and spending four years of your life with yee-haw yokels.

  • Ilya Josefson

    Go chive go!

  • makr

    ^^^ no way man, I got one of my pics posted in the DAR last week. it was more of a rush than i expected.

  • Jimbo_Slice

    so is #40 in New York now? is that why they get the shuttle?

  • excal

    looks legit to me. holy shiz

  • Nathan Bowen

    #52. Damn. I love that 'Chive On…" means THIS.

  • Shawn

    #55, go America, awesome shot

    • Jon

      I took that on top of a mountain in Afghanistan, that helicopter is dropping off generators for me to hook up, providing power to some of my buddies that stay up there so they can Chive On!

  • Finster172

    #19 the plates equalize the duchebag factor of the car

    • Nazz1962

      Hey now, that's my buddies car and he ain't no douchebag! He's a fellow Chiver – show some damned respect!

    • NoTrolls

      Yeah man thats a 3000GT!!! Id give u TWO-THUMBS DOWN if this would let me!

    • ManicMan

      I have the same car but diff color – are you calling me a douchebag too?

      • Finster172


        • DirtyArmySpecialist


    • droopaloop

      If you're going to call someone a douchebag, at least spell it right you douchebag.

      • MrMcNasty

        he probably drives a prius – jealous bastard hahaha

      • Finster172

        there is no correct spelling of the word douchebag cause it doesn't really exist—douche bag.

        • droopaloop

          From douche +‎ bag.

          Common type of douchebag.
          Pronunciation IPA: /ˈduːʃˌbæɡ/

          douchebag (plural douchebags)

          1 – A sterile container which holds the fluid used for giving a vaginal douche.
          2 – (US, slang) A jerk; a mean or rude person; someone seen as being arrogant or obnoxious.
          3 – Finster172

          That douchebag ruined my shrimp cocktail.
          Why doesn’t that guy get a job? He’s a regular douchebag.

          • Finster172

            Notice the space between the DOUCHE and the BAG. Found it in this new dictionary. You probably never heard of it.

            • droopaloop

              You've spelled (and misspelled) the word several different ways, told me it isn't really a word, and then pointed me to the Merriam-Webster site's definition which proves that it IS, in fact, a word. This seems very similar to the definition of the word douchebag (or douche SPACE bag – whichever you prefer, both are considered acceptable). My point has been proven. Thanks.

              • Finster172

                So has mine.

              • Nazz1962

                Flawless fucking victory!!! Thumbs up for you, thumbs down for the douchebag/douche bag/duchebag/Finster172!

                • Finster172

                  Yeah, but your buddy's car still sucks.

            • Nazz1962

              lol wow a smart man would quit while he's behind

    • TheChive

      dont be jealous cuz its better than ur ford pinto grocery-getter

      • Finster172

        Yes, I drive a Pinto.

    • 0urher0

      I don't know if anyone else would remember it… But a few years back, collegehumor had a 'ruin that poll' when they took over the site where us Nebraskans were supposed to pick our new plates… Guess which ass-ugly design the fine folks at that site stuck us with…

  • Urban

    #3 not as bad as texting and driving because it's TheCHIVE!

    • jamie

      Thats called chivin 'N' drivin

    • ihopeucrashandthysue

      fucking retarded how can the chive post this i mean how many ppl die per year from retards using their phone/ipad

  • RoflFunk

    #9 It's hard to tell the difference between a stinky a$$ sewer and the ground level at FSU…Go Gators!

  • SeaBassEX

    #18 Cool set up, but sorry about Billings, that place is a shit-hole

  • pyrocyz

    Chive is still there even when your team is losing…#44

    • RedSox04

      Go SOX

    • Edge

      I'm not a Sox fan but would love those seats for a game. And yes, with Chive on my Droid 2.

    • kodakkid

      The sox won 3 out of for over T.O in that series

      • kodakkid

        confused as to why i got a thumbs down for knowing who won a series

    • Paul

      So im confused. Ive seen like 6 MLB stadium chiver posts and yet mine from Atlanta hasn't made it. IS the Chive mad at me?

    • Marshall

      They won that day, that's my pic!!

  • Tommy Wren

    thats me #30

    • TitoRigatoni

      It's Nevada, Tommy.

      One E. Two As.



    • Navada

      Fck Neveda and Nevada! Come to CA for the best parts of Tahoe.

    • AbedNadir

      Learn to spell Dicknose.

  • Allen

    #43 Disc golf is Awesome, super fun, and most of the time it's completely free. Chive On!!!

  • Fisheyes

    Put theCHIVE on the big screen at Yankee Stadium or the screens in Times Square or something impressive like that. Who will accept the challenge?

    • pjsupremex

      ask one of the many NASA folks chivin here. they can pull it off

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  • Kyle Cruz

    Boobies in #2 🙂

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