Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Elliott Gonzalez


    • pen_lemon


    • chuck

      gonzalez…sounds like an illegal alien.

      • facepalm

        racist asshole

      • dub

        Alien indeed. FROM OUTER SPACE!

        • dub

          I checked his Visa though. He's good.

    • LukeSkywalker

      If you had just said Chive on, I would have given you a thumbs up, but instead you included "first" and I gave you a thumbs down. CHIVE ON!

    • Bruce Bonsai

      Are there any Hispanic Astronauts?

  • nate


    • Ken

      No Nate, you weren't. But I was first to tell you that you weren't first – so that's something right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Andrew-Jose/579518913 John Andrew Jose


  • Catence

    #16 is terrifying. Ernie could do so much better.

    • Billy

      #4 clearly that seagull hated the movie Titanic.

      • Billy

        Fuck #5 dammit

      • OhOkayThen

        meh. he just needs some groceries.

    • Seen

      Cannot be unseen.

  • Josh Gorter

    #15 His god will get him across the river

    • Tim

      And he'll have my ax.

      • its_forge

        And my…. eh… flashlight.

    • Dionicio Orozco

      are watch him fail miserably

    • Jeremy

      The 200,000 spots have already been filled. Do not pass go.

      • Just Me

        I thought it was 100,000. Maybe I still have a chance if I lead one astray…

      • Qwerty

        You're thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses. Get it straight before you go ripping on religions.

        • dub

          They're all fucking stupid – do we really need to specify?

          If you believe in mythical beings and bed time stories, you're kind of a dumbass.

    • mitch

      And his 3 wives will catch him

      • Qwerty

        Nice one. Like that joke hasn't been used a gazillion times already. Fail.

    • Jeff Jeffity

      with magnetic force

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      From Utah. Loved this one.

  • Nick

    Uh oh… I can tell I've stayed up too late when the morning awesomeness goes up before I go to bed…

    • IronEagle119

      same here

    • Wifelover

      Shut up faggots, you're not staying up late enough unless you're ordering from the breakfast menu at a McDonald's.

      • Duke Nukem

        agreed. shut the fuck up faggots.

  • Surf and Snow

    I just farted.

    • DaddyD

      You should be on Twitter, not the Chive.

  • bbqboobs

    #8 You may be cool, but you'll never be….. uhhh…. everything that's going on in this picture cool.

    • Sanman

      …but 'never as cool as a shark riding RPG wielding velociraptor!'

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Unless you're Sterling Archer.

    • Eyeskin

      It's from a Fighting Fantasy book (can't remember the name of it) but it was awesome…

  • bbqboobs

    #9 Why don't you take a seat blue, this is gonna be a while.

    • Anonymous

      Speaking from personal experience I see

      • anonymouser

        of course he is. he is a chiver after all.

    • Lauren Gentile

      This one got to me too – the look on his face is priceless!

      • BloodScrubber

        He is playing out all the possible scenarios in his head. Each one ending the same way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/heberc Heber A. Coll


    So true, so true…

    • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

      😀 I love it. Even worse is the D-SLR to the mirror, and it's still blurry. C'mon, take the thing off auto!

      I'm not hot, so I'm immune to the 'thinking I'm a photographer' because I am a photographer. I think.

      • farfromgood

        seeings how your name resembles the chive dog.

      • dub

        Sorry about your ugly.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti


  • DRC36


    The Gods are playin some ball

  • DRC36


    Waldo had to wear civilian clothes if he wanted his secret rendezvous with Carmen Sandiego. How he missed her…

    • waldo

      find her.

      • dub

        Where could she be?


        Where… in.. the world…

    • Geshko

      That hat looks shopped onto the gif. Makes me wonder what the original scene comes from…

      Then I started looking at Carmen's lips and chin, reminded me of Olivia Wilde.

      Then I started thinking how *awesome* a live action Where in the World movie would be, with Olivia Wilde as Ms. Sandiego… ^_^

  • DRC36

    #22 looks fuckin awesome

    • Ogre

      Pretty sure that or a type exactly like that was in a water park in portugal.

      • Filipe

        It looks like it!!

    • GK-4

      dang, that girl can ride

    • Uncle Scrotor

      They have a slide like that at Waterworld in Denver. Definitely the best ride there.

    • Aeternus

      I need to do this before I die.

  • DRC36


    Missionary: Possible (with the help of the Lord)

  • DaBa

    #8 we are dead

    • Wifebeater

      Not without a fight with the help of my laser dolphins and robo sharks.

      • Alejandro Loret

        did they finally get them out of the endangered species list?

  • tits_mcgee_

    for whatever reason I just find priests on a rollercoaster hilarious #11

    • dub

      Better than Priests on children. I hope they evacuated the park before they brought that lot in.

  • DRC36


    Zinedine Zidane ain't got shit on that head butt

    • Nathanial Hörnblowér

      buddy, you "ain't" got shit on Zinedine Zidane either. that seagull is going after her nose – he has a nose fetish – it is not a head butt.

      don't belittle ZZ…..

      • DRC36

        Wow. Super interesting point about the whole nose fetish thing. Thing is, regardless of the fetish, the seagull is using its head to hit that pretty girl. So in that case I'd say it's still a head butt. A for effort tho!



  • Rory

    I'm still awake and the Morning Awesomeness hit? Oh my, time for bed…

  • Darksoul

    #22 I want to do that

  • Juan esteban

    4:45am and you’re already awesome

  • markuskoppel

    #22 THAT I want to do!!!!

    • tyu

      #22 WANT TO DO THAT I DO

    • Airwalktdk

      I did it. I fell off. It hurt.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #9 Alcohol Poisoning is no laughing matter…

    • Jorge V.

      let's hope she pass out first

    • disturbed

      Unless you're a clown.

  • http://ilovebender.com B.B. Rodriguez

    So you ate everything in your house, and doodled an awesome grocery list? What day is it?

    • John

      You're a faggot.

      • Doe


      • pjsupremex

        simple yet distinctive

  • http://www.facebook.com/Volkof Omar Hernández Partes Grandes

    #2 This is how most asians are anyway :P.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Volkof Omar Hernández Partes Grandes

      Crap, meant #3…

    • John

      FAIL. Go die.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 how about a gallery of priests having fun? yesterday you guys had another photo of priests in another rollercoaster, how hard can it be?
    #3 is beyond creepy
    #18 and not a single fcuk was given that day because of derp

    • prankster

      #3 = 'shopped.

      • Billy

        No shit Sherlock!!

    • marie

      Kameda Kyoudai! The Kameda Brothers, they are successful boxers (brothers) in Japan : )

  • Tim



    • Onyx

      next step, frost the edges. NOW you're a photographer.

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