Meet Einstein, the world’s smallest minihorse (15 Photos)

Einstein is about the size of a small dog and it’s his 1st Birthday today. Yaaaahhhhh.


  • Nazz1962

    #1 He can talk too, but he won't because he's a little hoarse … haha

    • Brother Maynard

      Best post on here in a while!!!

      • snowbird

        Can we have this little guy mate with Paula… that way someone will lay her… and she will not be so terrible.

        — Paula… you suck

        • Blake


    • Bo Dangles

      Well done.

    • shaka

      that explains the long face.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    nice, all they need to do now is isolate the gene and then make a new race of mini-horses. like that all parents around the world will have their hands full with their girls new toy

    • twpaige

      and see if they can put the gene in a baby giraffe. So we can get those mini giraffes.

      • ROK247

        i guarantee you someone somewhere is working on that right now.

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    #18 I hate fat children.

    • Erik von Markovik

      They are always sticky and have wet pants or shirts. Often times they develop body odor much sooner the rest and breathe heavy…stupid fat kids.

    • Vagina Jones

      I love fat kids. Plus they are kidnap proof.

      • RufioRufioRuFi

        The fit ones are harder to catch. Your argument is invalid.

        • Jak

          Yeah, but no one even wants the fat ones

    • bitchesouttaline

      that kid also looks like an old man

  • HorseLover69

    How does one go about acquiring one of these "mini-horses"?

    • Jimmy5923

      you buy one.

      • Erik von Markovik

        So we are talking about needing some form of currency here?

        • gaz

          with a bag and a getaway driverB)

    • Jason Ciotti

      Shrink ray.

  • Benjamin Carnahan

    Mini horses are awesome, but I still want my mini giraffe.

  • 4nbstd

    For something so much smaller than the original, it's ugly.

  • LonelyAirman

    Is it just me, or does he almost have Steve Buscemi eyes? #14

    • Chubat

      Agreed! Creepy.

  • Seannerz

    #9 Holy crap that horse is cute. I think I just got diabetes.

  • Beldar

    What's wrong with his head?

    • Vagina Jones

      It kinda reminded me of the retarded horse Peter bought on Family Guy.

  • Mark

    I heard them mini horses have bad napoleon complexes and are mean sons o' bitches

    • Long Shadow Ranch

      "Ponies" can be mean. Miniatures are more like big horses and sometimes more
      like a dog that just follows you around and wants to be petted. Of course all animals can be mean if not handled enough.

  • jayman

    Really? 18 photos of a mini-horse? It's Friday. How 'bout some titties?

  • HollyHuffnPuff

    Awww nooo, the horse is too cute!!

  • KeyserSoze

    I'll be impressed when they create a 10 lb. elephant…

    • aosux

      Hear, hear!

  • DiggoryDawg

    I agree, i like titties, but we get those every day!

  • KCJake

    15 Photos = 18 photos. Chive math.

  • DistractedIndividual

    Mini horses are adorable, my neighbor has a mini horse farm. Their smallness pleases me:)

    • mrjimmyos

      Your neighbour is living the dream 😀

  • Sanders

    WTF, That would barely make any glue!

  • Blumpkin

    Why is that silly dog wearing a horse costume? God the internet is fake

  • NothingToSeeHere

    I want.

  • Beldar

    That's whay I was thinking.

  • Hmmm

    Does it take better grilled or fried?

  • Derp

    I'll get that bitch a mini-horse. Bitches love mini-horses.

  • Gabriel Burgi

    Mini horse + Goose + Narwhal = Unicorn. One down, two to go. Get busy geneticists!

    • Blake

      wtf is a narwhal!? WAIT, wtf is a unicorn!?

    • R-Dub

      Where does the goose come in?

      • kevin

        the wings

      • confused reader

        are you sure you don't mean a Pegasus rather than a unicorn? Or maybe a uni-sus?

  • top dog

    #15, Give him time, he'll grow…..I think.

    • gaz

      Hey charlie want to go to candy mountain and see the banana king???

  • Ken

    Perfect for a dressed up monkey to ride in a rodeo [rolling eyes]. Still won't be able to house-break it and that little thing could be picked off by a coyote. Sorry to piss in everybody's Corn Flakes but horses ain't supposed to be small.

    • Leslie Ward

      Actually, mini horses can be house trained. House trained mini horses make great pets for the disabled and can serve some "guide-dog" type functions.

      • Ken

        I certainly won't argue about horses with somebody in a Cowgirl hat!

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