Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Lauren Gentile

    #11 is Luba Shumeyko….and really really ridiculously good looking. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      Seriously. Damn girl.

      • oh4fuckssake

        You should wear that outfit, you know, for Patty………… OK, screw Patty, do it for the rest of us!!!

    • TCB12

      I see what you did there with the Zoolander reference….and I might've just fallen in love.

      • HogtownDaddy

        stfu you brown-nosing fool. millions of people have seen that movie. it's nothing special.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Great Odin's Raven!!!

    • Htisss

      Awesome. Answered the question before I asked. Now to get the wife that top…

    • Anon

      Google that if you like tits. Dayum.

    • Jorge V.

      I google her, couldn't find a single photo of her with clothes on… love it hahahaha

      • Gevth

        Thanks, I was pretty sure that someone photoshoped a pink layer on top of her.

    • Wavien

      You are my God.

    • Beard Manly

      She's also boob gap girl. I posted her name twice for my fellow Chivers, nobody seemed to notice. You do it and everybody loves you.
      Damn you Lauren Gentile!

      PS Nobody will see this post either.

    • Stan

      So is her TWIN SISTER! Seriously!

    • dbones

      Am I the only one who thought it was AWSOME that Lauren knew this one? Tin eye struck out.

      Here are a couple hundred photos of Luba: http://www.kindgirls.com/girls/luba-shumeyko/5

      Here's the set that the above photo came from: http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/hegre/luba/4392/

      • huh?

        Did it ever occur to you that The Chive is spoon feeding her the info to hopefully help up-sell the calendar later in the year?

    • Sid

      Me want. she also has a sister she poses with.

  • Win

    Pretty early for A MONDAY! I like it

  • Dog

    I don't exist.

  • BRG


  • dub

    doh. #46

    • zach

      totally doing that right now.

    • mdafatkid

      I believe this should say "time spend hoping the Chive iphone app actually updates"…

  • JFK

    And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.

    My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

    • zombie

      okay cool

    • nemesis

      boom. headshot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Boom. Gutshot.

  • Ryan

    Commenting about the last post, Chivers are a bunch of haters today.

    • devon

      agree. the one thing i love about the chive is that it isn't a bunch of haders like the chans, ebaums and esp reddit. the chivers are only here to give us a good laugh and a break from our day but it's up to the chive community themselves to make sure we keep it positive imho.

      • guesty


    • Chivin it on

      Please guys, stop the hate. Love everyone! CHIVE ON!!!

      • HogtownDaddy

        stfu fag.

  • Wavien

    #31 I laughed so hard there xD

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I bet he'd give his other leg to see moar of her: #27

  • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

    #25 I actually prefer to chive shirtless…
    #33 Never knew the babe behind the voice. Thank you Chive.

    • Glenn_Coco

      pics or it didn't happen.

    • Anaughtybear

      #33: I don't think "sultry" means what you think it means. It typically doesn't refer to a squeaky scene kid in a beer commercial.

      • stonyjoe

        my roommate freaks out whenever that commercial comes on and immediately mutes the tv… not sultry, try annoying

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Did I use the word sultry at all?

        • Glenn_Coco

          Nope you didn't. It's in the pic, so they're using your post to get on the front page of the comments instead of making their own.

    • TrueDatStory


      I waited 5 minutes for the bar to dissappear.

      But seriously i want a shirt!!!!

  • Robi5150

    Wow…just wow.

    • Sharky

      #27 and getting back on topic
      dayum u luk gud !

  • yuri

    #27 is awesome

    • mitter78

      I don't even think this needs to be said, but, please FIND HER!

      • Jason RL

        I would be happy to find someone 1/10 that attractive.

  • truth hurts

    what the fuck is this stupid fucking site? number forty nine girl is shopped like no other. no girls are really on whatever this is.

    • alysinwunderland

      go away.

    • Wayne

      Can you read the title? It's "Daily Afternoon Randomness", not "Daily Afternoon Gallery Full of Hot Girls in Skimpy Outfits". We've already had several of the latter today.

      • snacker

        i counted 6 overtly sexual photos out of 49. that's less than a usual DAR. Settle down there, Wayne.

      • Earl

        So just how exactly gay are you, Wayne?

    • dizzard

      This is the Chive and we are Chivers, if you don't like then don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

      • HUH?

        what he said!!

    • Nina

      I'm pretty sure I'm a real girl, and I've been on "whatever this is". (Which, FIY, is probably the Best Site in the World.)

    • yabootz

      trollers gonna troll

  • Tyler

    #45 Get a tatoo you will regret in a month?

    • IMHO

      Challenge completed, it seems.

    • Jorge V.

      I think that should say instead : "BET LOST"

  • HankT

    #27…Every time I see that I picture I want the Chive to find her more and more…super sexy

  • HankT

    #27…I swear she gets sexier every time I see that picture…

    • Admiral Ackbar


  • TCB12

    #1 is the leader of a new scooter gang that call themselves the Red Rockets.

    • KimiD

      I thought I was the only one who noticed. LOL

      • TCB12

        This would make quite a chaming scooter ad, in my opinion.

      • BentWrenches

        I LoL'd

    • josh

      you know how I know you're gay?

    • oughtnot

      seriously … what is that guy doing to that dog?

    • HUH?

      first thing i thought was "wow, that dog is hung like a horse" and then i stared at 27 for a while to burn that image out of my brain.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Gives a whole new meaning to "Doggie Style" huh?

      • dizzard

        Damn you why did you have to point that out. I was perfectly happy not noticing it and then you come along.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Get out of there kitteh. You're not a beer.

  • Hot Carl

    Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    • Huh?

      DAR pertains to the comments too? Who knew?

    • bubba

      I give him the driver. He goes off and whacks one straight into a 10,000 foot crevice at the base of this mountain. He's a long hitter, the lama.

    • Glenn_Coco

      I can't believe you got thumbs down for that. One of the best movies ever, and Bill Fucking Murray no less. /facepalm

  • Lil Jon

    #1 – Is that a lipstick ad?

  • FlyingSpagMonst


    I think you're being molested.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      It's called 'drug-dealer', not 'boyfriend''.

    • thetech2

      #5 you definitely being molested tell your mom or tell her mom or your boyfriends mom cause he still lives with his mom and then tel your dada to kick his teeth in

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #4 DO the creep-aahhhhhhh

  • B_moose

    #1 Sometimes you just have to move over and let the bitch drive 🙂

  • The Guy

    What's up Austin TX, for the next 6 months!

    • yabootz

      6th street. go wild.

  • boatdrinks4u2

    #20 just fell out of my chair

    • TitoRigatoni

      She just fell out of your chair, and you're wasting time posting comments? Help her back into your chair, man!

  • Henrik

    I'm good to go after my daily dose of DAR

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