It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

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  • roads

    #6 continues to entertain me…

  • JD Marsh

    goin' to work on a monday is like having sex with kobe bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen. thankfully the chive makes it that much easier

    • lolnonomous

      chive is like the lube

  • iinferno2010

    #28 Leaving work to do this now kthxbai

  • Dan

    #21 Find them………….next year.

    • Brian King

      That is funny…

    • The_BOFH

      And this is why dating is difficult… But officer, they looked legal.

    • It's your funeral

      The middle one is one-time internet faphenomenon Amanda Wenk.

    • Petey

      yeahhhhh is a douche. sometimes its best just to let funny be funny and keep the facts to yourself.
      that being said, just dont ask their age. if they look 18 thats good enough and afterwards u just need to find out how much bigger their dad is than you and plan accordingly

    • Randy

      Or in Nevada this year…

  • Chim Richels

    #33 – resist the urge to say 'nice rack' because for a young girl, them titties are very saggy.

    Makes Kirsten Dunst's look perky

    • Guse

      I get the feeling that you have no idea what real breasts look like….

    • Darksoul

      I see nothing wrong in them "titties". If you don't want them I certainly do.

    • jhfdkjsd

      those are just what REAL boobs look like, not the fake, perma-cleavage ones.

  • Scott Muirhead

    #23 story of my life

  • lol

    #2 FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

    • Rick

      "They shoulda never gave you niggas money."

    • R. James

      Darkness

  • RobbieBobbie

    #29
    JESUS.. wishes he was that necklace as well

    • Shane

      I didn't even see that necklace.

  • Brian King

    #29 WOW

  • frenchgirl

    thanks… even if in France it's a bank holiday today^^ (and i'm on vacation ayway!).

  • http://www.facebook.com/engineerairborne Jarrod McReynolds

    #33 Peanut Butter Cups have always been my favs

  • P90

    #8 Kelly Brook……commence fappage.

  • Kid6Sucks

    #6 is the WORST. wierdest 16 year old. i will end him

    • Dr. Fatwall

      Hey man, the kid has a very serious disease that affects his growth and his organs, costs thousands of dollars in operations and meds. Cut the kids some slack, he has had an extremely difficult life.

      • Trent

        Yeah, and without him, I would have no idea how much the human head weighs.

  • Bob

    #33 Seriously those are some pretty big cups right there

    • Guse

      I think that's Ember from the Suicide Girls. I can't tell for sure, though.

      • box

        Sure is!

  • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

    #27…Where was he in the 2nd Terminator movie?

  • misschris

    #16 – 'Merica

    • Mr. Miagi

      Shut up hater

      • Randy Marsh

        I believe you meant Mr. Miyagi, sir

    • miliano2.0

      FUCK YEAH!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/engineerairborne Jarrod McReynolds

    #17 Considered to easy of a target for photoshop?

  • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

    #30 pretty much sums up what people in Warhammer do.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #7 is wrong Rule 66 is "The cake is a lie."
    #29 makes me religious

    • fool

      no its not. Rule #66 is, "if you /r/ it, and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, end yourself" dont listen to rulesoftheinternet.com. thats all sorts of incorrect.

  • Karen

    public holiday here in australia… actually its a five day weekend for all here! woo hoo!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/o420x Oran Allen

    Its hard to start a Monday without Motivation…Thanks Chive hit the nail on the head this mornin…

  • Kimmeh

    #32 WHY is your daughter named FRANK?!!?!?!?

    • Karen

      Frank was the name of the freaky guy wearing the rabbit costume in donnie darko

    • Big E

      i seem to remember some dude saying he drew this in his niece's coloring book a couple weeks ago

      • http://twitter.com/Milfanie @Milfanie

        Agreed!

  • http://www.facebook.com/engineerairborne Jarrod McReynolds

    #1 Hey Mr. DUMASS it's called a pitcher you tard.

  • preincarnate

    #21. Good Lord.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erich-Backhus/591747781 Erich Backhus

    #29 looks like my little sister.

    • El Pibe

      I wanna bang your sister

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