A low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

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  • Wavien

    #19 I'd totally do the same

    • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

      Well,… she does have a nice mouth. Yeah, I'd be on trial too. Best of luck buddy.

    • Roy

      The best part of the story, which sadly went unmentioned; Was that the lady had her boyfriend cum into a bottle of water so she could taste it and see if that's what was in her work water bottle.

      This lady is full of win…. amongst other things/fluids.

      • XYZ

        No she sent it to the lab dumbass

        • oh4fuckssake

          Why you gotta ruin the best part of the story?

        • neel

          it was funnier before u ruined it, i was happy before the truth, y di u have to do that

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I'm sure she was quite familiar with the taste.
        Every woman should be.

        • Timmy2tone

          I like you lol will u be my wifey

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dayna-Vaughan/1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

          snap!

    • the MAN

      go philippines!

  • ely whitley

    28th! read it and weep muthaf- oh. sorry

  • Bobby B

    Second!!

    • musetv

      PHAIL!

  • bunedoggle

    #9 Hey, can someone please turn down the FAP in here?

    • ROK247

      hump day makes it go to 11!

      • bleh

        damn you!!
        WHY YOU BEAT ME TO REFERENCE!!!

  • Shawn

    #22 had me laughing my ass off, that lama doesnt care (i think its a lama, right?)

    • Grammar Nazi

      Its actually a llama, not a lama. Grammar Nazi, away!!!

      • IMHO

        Except that that's a spelling mistake. Stupid Nazi.

      • "Grammar Nazi" Nazi

        Spelling =/= Grammar, mein fuhrer

        • DaddyD

          Well, now that we all know what a 2-L lama looks like, does anyone know what a 3-L lama is?

          • bleh

            lorenzo llamas?

          • Dick LeGrande

            Yeah, it looks like your mother.

      • Shawn

        wrong animal and wrong spelling anyways, I was way off

    • DistractedIndividual

      Alpaca actually

      • Jak

        She knows her camelid's.

      • Shawn

        hahaha there you go, I couldnt think of what that name was earlier, thank you

  • Jusnel Gonzalez

    #2 – Another reason to not send kids to camp!

    • Farva

      "c'mon man, just say it. Car Ramrod"

  • GTO

    #9

    What I do is, if I need that extra push over the cliff, you know what I do?

    FAP it up to eleven.

  • JohnQ

    #21 show me the money $$$

  • engine911
  • denzino

    #23 is great #30 I thought they loved smiley faces 🙂

    • GK--4

      demands more Dark Disney Humor

  • iinferno2010

    #1 those damn city buses, always the cause of crazy shit!

    • xxxx

      the party bus!!

  • jason

    #6 Where can I get one?

    • TrollFaceKillah

      Wheres the black one?

      • Randy Marsh

        That picture was taken just before Winston was hired

    • COCO

      you're missing one, you fucking racists!

    • miliano2.0

      I'm going to get you got the idea from Mike Phirman's Ghostbusters 0 B.C.
      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l35gk7RnFg1qz52

  • EZEE

    #4

    Scumbag Cat?

    • Quicktim

      Eats your food, throws up on your carpet

    • BSS

      Comes to your home. Eats all your tuna. Scratches your furniture. Pisses on the carpet.

    • Country Boy

      Fail! Youtube "My new haircut" It's one of the many quotable lines from it. And yes, it came out way, way before Jersey Shore, but is making fun of the guidos.

      "Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit!"

    • Djmurp

      Shits next to the litter box "Nah bra wasn't me ReaL Talk"

  • Titus

    #24 I used to think Alaskan crab fisherman had the deadliest job in the world. Now I know better. It's Snooki's gyno…

    • kodakkid

      thanks Titus u just caused a coffe xpulsion through my nose

  • MoistSnuff

    #15 lol………awesome!!!

  • Jesse

    Because the "Lindsay Lohan" is a "Red Headed Slut" with Coke. Learn how to read.

  • Chavo

    A Lindsay Lohan is a redheaded slut plus coke, as in Cocaine.

  • Stevo

    #10 got a proper giggle going here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    I'd do the same, #19. Well played.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #19 I can't express the pain I feel for the girl that was done so wrong….SHOOT HIM…

    • EZEE

      Honestly – if you really didn't like some woman – I mean, she dumped you for Scum Bag Steve for example, then cried to you telling you what a jerk he was – you REALLY would like to do the same thing…admit it…

  • IMHO

    There needs to be another one, "Turn signal motherfucker, why has it been on for the last three miles?"

  • Scooby

    Read the description under the name. "Red Headed Slut & Coke"

  • Chiver Me Timbers

    #14 WHAT A DEAL!!! SIGN ME UP!

  • pingpong

    #1
    Find her?

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #14 – Your on! But only if I get to keep the Gnt Iggle Fuel Perks points. Gas is getting fucking expensive!

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