Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #46 love the beach!

  • stanley

    #48 F++

    • some guy

      F + + + + + + +

      • shaka

        Every Male teacher considered the consequences that day.

    • rainy day

      yum yum

    • John

      You passed, but barely.
      What grade did I get?
      F+ click.

      • ogre

        butch ….its a trap !

      • Dio

        Tenacious D. Hell yeah.

      • Kielbasa

        Best comment on Chive in a long time. You win.


      Her favorite movie as a child was Poison Ivy.

    • MikeK

      She looks like a vampire…

    • pffff

      F+ me.

    • The Guy

      A single "F" was given that day..

    • Syraphym

      I give her the worse grade imaginable an A–

      • pmofmalasia

        Can't believe this was thumbed down… How can you thumb down Futurama?!

  • Win

    #6 sure, why not!!

    • Dan

      She looks like Fairuza Balk, and that's a good thing!

    • shaka

      negative, lost all potential when she made that fucking duck face…..

      • Jak

        Nope, still hot

        • shaka

          you obviously wouldn't know hot if it was on your face…. just saying is all..

      • Petey

        i think the duck face is forgivable in this situation

    • Anon

      New Chivers, L2reject duckface.

  • gossip queen

    ?? the chive john is kevin on true blood? #39

    • information services

      I'll give you a clue. They look exactly the same, have the same name and are the same person. You. Are welcome!

      • gossip queen

        actually, it appears he uses a little different last name

        • misinfo. services

          Every time you correct me, a puppy dies. Why would you do that? Why, gq, why? For the love of god whyyyy?

    • John

      Whats funny is how different he sounds than Kevin. I'm his cousin and every time I seem him in True Blood I can't laugh at his lines, which are meant to be funny and probably would be to most strangers, but I can laugh at how retarded he sounds compared to his actual voice and speech pattern. It's rediculous. But its cool to see him on the show anyway.

      • bigD

        Most of the accents and speech patterns are terrible on that show, but hooray for lots of naked boobs.

    • ats75 l

      yeah, i can't hate on that, props. my gf creams over that show

    • DistractedIndividual

      Did anyone else just go and Google John? I had no idea he was an actor too (I've never seen True Blood) …I must say though- John is pretty hot:)

      • Lisa

        Yeah. John (Leo/Resignation) kinda have the world by the balls don't they? Dang kids any how. 🙂 😉

        And yes…John…I want a "MOAR" kinda gallery. 🙂 lol

        • Sizzle

          Nah, Bob (I think it's Bob – whoever models the original chronic shirt on the Chivery) is much hotter.

    • Anakrusix

      He was also in an episode of Leverage. I thought he looked familiar when I saw the show.

  • Win

    you are down right amazing with your time management skills! How do you do it….?

  • hoobadee

    #26 then #27. No accident.

  • Dan

    #9 WOW… still not a fan though!

    • sheoncebelieved

      wet dreams tonight

  • ArTay

    Like a boss.

    • TIZ

      so original… keep up the creativity

      • JROC

        kenny fucken powers new season this summer

    • Mac The iNTERN

      I actually met Danny McBride not too long ago and he was such a nice guy…. Hate to say I was dissapointed because I really love Kenny Powers & was hoping he was like the asshole characters he always plays on TV. Either way he is KENNY FUCKING POWERS!!!!!

      • www.dicktowel.com

        I met the woman who plays the girl on the back of the jetski topless and her son who was probably around 5 at the time. Really cool person, she was also topless in one of the Friday the Thirteenth movies I think, but do you have any idea how awkward it is to hold a conversation with somebody and their young child when your thought process is "I've seen your titties on tv, I've seen your mom's titties on tv, I've seen your…"? It would've been weird for maybe a minute if it weren't for the kid, but he exponentiated the shit out of the awkwardness.

    • Britick

      Still pissed I didn't win the Panty Dropper giveaway contest .|..

  • SomeGuy

    #12 Gotta love the dimples!

    • Eric

      agreed. Chive we need a back dimple post ASAP!!

    • gigi's

      MOAR! chive do you hear us? MOAAAAAAR

      • Mark

        I third the request for MOAR BACK DIMPLES!!!!!!!

    • bull1123

      MOAR my minions!!!

      P.S.~Anybody else nickname these "thumb rests"?

      • wasd

        Nope but i may have to adopt it now haha

  • Joshua D. Loomis

    #2 Kenny Powers is my hero.

    • Zero00430

      Chive, you need to post Fight for Your Right Revisited. Or Make Some Noise. By the Beastie Boys. That is all. I can provide links if needed.

      • chronicwanker

        yes it is needed thankyou

    • Dubby

      You must be a sad little man, then.

    • indyfame


  • Random

    #30 go Boilermakers

    • name

      the whole campus is going wild over a girl's bra pic? seriously?

    • Goose

      I refuse to study for my finals until this girl is found… even if it means I go looking myself. Nothing in the whole world would make me more proud to find a fellow boilermaker, a chivette boilermaker at that.

    • Shilling

      More to the point, I imagine if this girl wanted every drooling freak on campus chasing her around, she would have signed the note…

  • pulled pork

    #17 i like

    • Don_Aguelo

      Does it say: "Vominatrix"?
      If she's not a tree-hugging lesbian, she might be the coolest chick on Earth.

      • Jacksansjill

        Roller Derby chicks are pretty rocking albeit usually lesbo…. still might be the coolest chick on Earth.

    • Derk-magurt

      looks shopped!


      She is now a coach for the Heartless Heathers roller derby team. She used to be on the team and Vominatrix is her name.

  • nemesis

    Welcome to CostCo.

    • method_man

      you suck, also #20 …is paulas family out for dinner?

      • Paula_

        Oh if only I was still that slim….

        – the one you can't even put all your family's arms around

        • tznatch

          Paula i accept you and your fat self.

          • Paula_

            WTF, who are you calling fat!?

            No hug,
            – I'm not fat, I just have a better relationship with food than you

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Stephen King lives here

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

      Sam Jackson lives here (see the song he sings in Black Snake Moan)

    • Nooner

      This is in Holbook, AZ. That place is a shithole

  • LINDY q.

    well color me surprised #39

    • Henrik

      Think I'm gonna start watching True Blood now.

  • mitter78

    #26 #27
    I see what you did there

    • firefighter23

      Clever Chive very clever

  • Alec Ansusinha

    #18 f'ing dipsy always such a control freak

    • Jak

      "I. LOVE. ACID!"

  • Finster172

    #9 Why even have the buttons?

    • DCMOFO

      So the Pussy Cat Dolls have something to write a god awful song about.

    • bull1123

      'cause then it would just be slutty…

    • lonin


  • Quixote

    #26 #27 I see what you did….

    • AssHole

      Everybody caught that. We get it

  • TIZ

    #23 your brother is awesome

    • TIZ

      i fail so hard #34

  • some guy

    #37 no shit

    • The Guy

      A phone that old needed to be put out of its misery.

    • Sizzle

      Jesus. Someone should sign up for Weight Watchers.

    • 3inchdaddy

      maybe don't have such a big fat ass

  • Ernesto

    #43 .gif pls

    • Jak


    • Jason

      Please MOAR!""""

    • jccl
    • Mr Nick

      Can I just say that when I first glanced at that, the handle on that ball didn't exactly look like a handle.

    • lolol

      looks like such a good time

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #7 *cuter than bella*

    • I agree.

      and you still get to keep your man card.

    • Roscoe

      We're hating on puppies now?

    • asb

      agreed. lo siento guys. but exhibit A for example…better

    • Jak

      That dog is the shit!

    • qwerty

      long hair over short every time!

    • TheAbeVigoda

      This dog probably has a better name than Bella, too.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    The only question is where to hide the body after..

  • Takingbackcider

    D.A.R always makes my day!

    • Dubby

      Pointless comments always make mine. Thanks!

      • Takingbackcider

        Sorry about that,I'll let you get back to your Trolling…

    • Who cares

      Best DAR EEVAR!!

    • DistractedIndividual

      Love DAR… I hope we never part:)

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