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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

April 26, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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: Summer is in the air….

: Credit – The Oatmeal

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FIRST!

Quatchi

Wooo!!!
Cosmic

pity you had nothing interesting to say!
KeyserSoze

Even if you come in first at the special Olympics, you're still retarded. I have a hug waiting for you at the finish line.
brent

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Sean

This was awesome. Damn I'm up late to read this before bed.
Quatchi

#9

Hey Blinkin!

jp34

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

chiver79

thank you for the Men in Tights reference.
Nathan Hart

A Jew? Here?

http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

Both you and him win the internet today.
Milo

a black sheriff?!

DrROBOTO

it worked in blazing saddles

Ashley

#19

I'd have an effin heart attack. Thanks for the nightmare because the weather is bad here.

GK-4

damn, i would not be on foot any where near it
xxx

looks like it's barfing

Country Boy

It is, its barfing your neighbor's house… and car… and…

Charlie

sooooooooooooooooo why arent you in the basement instead of taking a picture of this?
Bignuts3000

this is fucking awesome

http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

#16 Pussy chasing cock? If only…

Bryan

well it is a gigantic, orange pussy… i'd probably run away too. The cock may also be self conscious, because it is pretty small.
Blumpkin

Thats how a date with snooki would end
Ceasar

Commentary victorious.
Dick LeGrande

Thats no pussy my friend. I wouldn't stick my cock in it.

lolnonomous

#21 dog is chillin' like a boss.
http://www.facebook.com/longzr Long Tan

day complete
Wavien

#18 Ikea ftw
http://ilovebender.com B.B. Rodriguez

#4 So… what happens to your Kindle?

https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

It has an orange screen of death.

Lars from Norway

Disgusting but true #15

Mr Nick

Theoatmeal ftw.
whirrrrr

whirrrrr
https://www.facebook.com/fawenzel Franz A. Wenzel

Matthew Inman – author of The Oatmeal, ftw!! http://www.theoatmeal.com
http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Especially the whole using the hair dryer to dry off their testicles… *shudder*

remerules

actually, that's a recommended way to help avoid jock itch- not to get your jollies, perv.

http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Ever heard of a towel?

biddy

#22 were off to kill the teens, all of the teens in the world
nightmareblade

#19 is not real it was photoshop

AtomManhattan

Incorrect.
Daniel

Agreed. I was wondering where all the debris was.

Trevor

GODDAMMIT

WHY MUST 15 BE TRUE

name

#15

Maverician

What is #10 from?

switches

It is concept art for Guild Wars 2
art by kekai kotaki http://www.kekaiart.com/ http://kekai.weebly.com/uploads/5/4/7/6/5476798/9…

thing

who cares, it's freaking awesome
I'm still giggling

xXbeermonkeyXx

#5 scarecrow: the original zombie? i knew oz was no place to visit
#17 $1? yup, forever alone…

jonathan penton

I believe Jesus was the original Zombie, Isn't that why we celebrate easter? The day Jesus rose from the dead to feast on the brains of the living.

Joe

#15 At last, thechive and theoatmeal come together!

Jules

YAY! Go Oatmeal
Charlie

Chive flavored Oatmeal?

http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

#19 HOLY FUCK
dasuperfan

four score and seven years ago i used to pimp alot of bitches but you've probably never heard of them #9 so say'is the hipster abe lincolon

dasuperfan

#1 i was like so there for awhile…… but now it like so totally mainstream

dasuperfan

#6 you can come hang with me broe i'm like so totally secluded right now and for surely not mainstream broe…

p.s. although i did just totally jack off with some agave root and i can't feel my penis any more is that totally spiritual or what

dasuperfan

#10 wtf broe i've been lookin for some agave for like three days you got some extra my man ????????

dasuperfan

#19
fuck you i ate it all NOM NOM NOM

dasuperfan

#14 I SOO HAS SUMTING YOU CAN EAT BABY

dasuperfan

#17 don't do it its super filling…. and chuncky

lol

COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
(Forever alone guy, having a good time replying to yourself buddy)

Honest Abe

four score and seven years ago gas was 3 cents a gallon. FML

this guy

#6 – fuckin shadow of the colossus!

Catch

Not what hit me when I first saw it, but that's all I can see now…

bricedenice

d

DistractedIndividual

-ouche :]

http://toprice.ie/ TOPRICE.IE

#15 and #20 are my favs.

Jak

#20 They should have taken the seats, then took the pic

pleasestop

#11 – these things were quite boring when they began. This one takes them to a new level of excruciating dullness. Who the fk keeps making them and why? 1 in 50 of them is actually engaging.

zzzzzzzzz

the rest just make the page take longer to load
Catch

Go back to your Michael Bay movies and don't mess with shit you and your fruit -fly attention span can't appreciate. Philistine.

marge

then why do you look at them? other people like them stop complaining

name

why does it say "Summer is in the air" if there are dead leaves all over the ground? looks like Fall to me…

ely whitley

#7 can't make it out, it looks like 'No Fe-entry' and I don't get that. (add something funny here)

Ely Whitley

Oh it's 'Re- enrty' … as in space centre, shuttles etc. Oh yeah. right. Killer.

Country Boy

*facepalm*

engine911

#15 So true, the only one they did not capture is the guy trimming his pubes, no shame.
engine911

#18 That about sums up our society. If your selling something you better make it as lawsuit proof as you can, because someone is just waiting for an opportunity to use the courts to get your money.

justsaying

The sign was just trying to be funny. Sheesh.
McBeastie

Yeah, it's just Ikea trying to be funny. But thanks for giving us a taste of your manifesto.
engine911

Your right I should relax and enjoy…….Manifesto now that is going a bit far don't you think?
lol

Easy there Mr. Kazinski…
Oblivious Bob

Maybe someone was just really hungry
HUH?

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