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April 26, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Summer is in the air….
Credit – The Oatmeal
pity you had nothing interesting to say!
Even if you come in first at the special Olympics, you're still retarded. I have a hug waiting for you at the finish line.
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This was awesome. Damn I'm up late to read this before bed.
Did you say Abe Lincoln?
thank you for the Men in Tights reference.
A Jew? Here?
Both you and him win the internet today.
a black sheriff?!
it worked in blazing saddles
I'd have an effin heart attack. Thanks for the nightmare because the weather is bad here.
damn, i would not be on foot any where near it
looks like it's barfing
It is, its barfing your neighbor's house… and car… and…
sooooooooooooooooo why arent you in the basement instead of taking a picture of this?
this is fucking awesome
#16 Pussy chasing cock? If only…
well it is a gigantic, orange pussy… i'd probably run away too. The cock may also be self conscious, because it is pretty small.
Thats how a date with snooki would end
Thats no pussy my friend. I wouldn't stick my cock in it.
#21 dog is chillin' like a boss.
#18 Ikea ftw
#4 So… what happens to your Kindle?
It has an orange screen of death.
Disgusting but true #15
Matthew Inman – author of The Oatmeal, ftw!! http://www.theoatmeal.com
Especially the whole using the hair dryer to dry off their testicles… *shudder*
actually, that's a recommended way to help avoid jock itch- not to get your jollies, perv.
Ever heard of a towel?
#22 were off to kill the teens, all of the teens in the world
#19 is not real it was photoshop
Agreed. I was wondering where all the debris was.
WHY MUST 15 BE TRUE
What is #10 from?
It is concept art for Guild Wars 2
art by kekai kotaki http://www.kekaiart.com/ http://kekai.weebly.com/uploads/5/4/7/6/5476798/9…
who cares, it's freaking awesome
I'm still giggling
#5 scarecrow: the original zombie? i knew oz was no place to visit
#17 $1? yup, forever alone…
I believe Jesus was the original Zombie, Isn't that why we celebrate easter? The day Jesus rose from the dead to feast on the brains of the living.
#15 At last, thechive and theoatmeal come together!
YAY! Go Oatmeal
Chive flavored Oatmeal?
#19 HOLY FUCK
four score and seven years ago i used to pimp alot of bitches but you've probably never heard of them #9 so say'is the hipster abe lincolon
#1 i was like so there for awhile…… but now it like so totally mainstream
#6 you can come hang with me broe i'm like so totally secluded right now and for surely not mainstream broe…
p.s. although i did just totally jack off with some agave root and i can't feel my penis any more is that totally spiritual or what
#10 wtf broe i've been lookin for some agave for like three days you got some extra my man ????????
fuck you i ate it all NOM NOM NOM
#14 I SOO HAS SUMTING YOU CAN EAT BABY
#17 don't do it its super filling…. and chuncky
(Forever alone guy, having a good time replying to yourself buddy)
four score and seven years ago gas was 3 cents a gallon. FML
#6 – fuckin shadow of the colossus!
Not what hit me when I first saw it, but that's all I can see now…
#15 and #20 are my favs.
#20 They should have taken the seats, then took the pic
#11 – these things were quite boring when they began. This one takes them to a new level of excruciating dullness. Who the fk keeps making them and why? 1 in 50 of them is actually engaging.
the rest just make the page take longer to load
Go back to your Michael Bay movies and don't mess with shit you and your fruit -fly attention span can't appreciate. Philistine.
then why do you look at them? other people like them stop complaining
why does it say "Summer is in the air" if there are dead leaves all over the ground? looks like Fall to me…
#7 can't make it out, it looks like 'No Fe-entry' and I don't get that. (add something funny here)
Oh it's 'Re- enrty' … as in space centre, shuttles etc. Oh yeah. right. Killer.
#15 So true, the only one they did not capture is the guy trimming his pubes, no shame.
#18 That about sums up our society. If your selling something you better make it as lawsuit proof as you can, because someone is just waiting for an opportunity to use the courts to get your money.
The sign was just trying to be funny. Sheesh.
Yeah, it's just Ikea trying to be funny. But thanks for giving us a taste of your manifesto.
Your right I should relax and enjoy…….Manifesto now that is going a bit far don't you think?
Easy there Mr. Kazinski…
Maybe someone was just really hungry
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