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  • Matt

    Can't wait.

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    FIRST?

    • hossmank

      Yeah, First Fail.

  • Random

    #3 what a tease

    • ROK247

      if you zoom in and squint real hard, you can see her yahoo

      • Blake

        I'd google it

      • SeaBassEX

        I'd ask her jeeves

        • b-ry

          anyone have a link?

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    HOORAY!! To Both My First First and for Uzbekistan!!!!

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      BALLS! FIRST FAIL INDEED!

    • VedHead77

      There's a reason people get thumbed down EVERY TIME they claim "First". IT IS STUPID. KNOCK IT OFF. Lest you become the next Paula, which judging by your negative comment rating, you are well on your way to achieving.

    • 123

      Oh look, Chivermedumbass is a douchebag too

    • I am Name

      Do you even know where Uzbekistan is? Without looking it up.

  • TommyGuns

    #3 Heartshaped tub, needs another to join her =P

  • pjsupremex

    #3 ill drink that water!

    • Guse

      Dude… my Creepometer just went off the charts…

    • hot carl

      i wouldn't object to her pooping on my chest.

      • oh4fuckssake

        That would be gross, except your name is Hot Carl, thus making it funny.

  • Kevin

    Tomorrow can't come any sooner

    • E.V.L.

      I bet YOU can … muahahaha!

  • DemonDan

    #3 makes me thirsty…

  • KCJake

    #2 Fighting the urge to make a lame lizard joke…

  • disturbed

    Hot! Can't wait! I'm in love!

  • DCMOFO

    I expect an over the shoulder thong.

  • mitter78

    Giggity

  • Glenn

    Men seni sevaman "I love you"

    Mening kayiqim baliq bilan to'lgan "My hovercraft is full of eels"

    Useful Uzbek phrases.

    • Cheese

      How do you say 'My nipples explode with delight'?

  • Rusty

    Ehhhh…… not doin it for me. *waiting for everyone to call me gay*

    Sorry i like women with a little more curves.

    "Haters gonna Hate!"

    • Everyone

      Gay.

      • Rusty

        That really made me laugh…..thanks for that

  • Borat

    When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

    • 123

      Is this a riddle? Who gives a shit what the answer is

  • Gross Man

    Yeah, all women should be fat like the rest of American women. No thanks, keep the fatties for yourself.

  • Lauren Gentile

    To be 100% honest, I'm a sucker for any accent (minus New York, Bahhssttaan, and Wisconsin). That's what happens when you grow up in South Florida speaking like a newscaster/with no cool twang to your voice. 😉

    • DistractedIndividual

      I agree, I love accents- Aussie and English being my favs. I would have to add the Texan accent as one that annoys the heck outta me though.
      Being a Colorado native left me with only a slight redneck type of accent-which I hate! 🙂

      • Gross Man

        Which part of Colorado are you from, Texas? I live in Denver and the majority of people have hardly any accent at all. Being from a foreign country, and living on the east coast before New York, I think this may be one of the least accent-heavy places I've been to.

        • DistractedIndividual

          City boy I see:) JK
          Born and raised deep in the Mountains, not those fake ritzy ski towns either, you'll see just a hint of a drawl on the A'
          Example: Colo-rah-do vs. Col-a-rado
          It's kinda hard to explain and it's not a very heavy accent (Thus I said slight accent) but it is definately there.

          • Anon

            Plus it's hard to notice an accent if you have been around it long enough.

  • Jake

    She’s a smoke show

  • The_BOFH

    Awesome, Things that bounce and Veronika on Thursday? It's like Christmas!

    • 123

      Veronika will not be featured in the "things that bounce" section for obvious reasons

  • ryan

    I agree, she is just not that good looking… I'll hold out for sexy chivers on Friday. Go Braves!

  • Guest

    Can't wait for this post…. bet she has a sweet accent too!

  • Jbags

    I want those legs wrapped around me twice.

  • Lars from Norway

    I like, how much?

  • lutjiano

    #3 I like her already

  • Kentexas Curt

    This woman is SO HOT!

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