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Yeah, that’s just stupid (24 photos)

April 27, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot

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Paula_

#20 so those Apples are good for something after all… Too bad that isn't a PC on top.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one hating macs

bbqboobs

For once, I agree with Paula.

Paula_

Hey wait, you're not supposed to: http://j.mp/fTtVEr

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you should never agree with

http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

I think Paula is absolutely correct, as usual.

Paula_

What are you, some kind of troll? Knowitall! Hmpf!
So answer me this smartass: what would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow"?

Hugs,
Paula
- the paradox of your time

Kerosun

His nose would grow. Although in the end result, it wouldn't appear that he was telling a lie. However, at the moment in which he says "My nose will now grow.", he would be lieing, therefore his nose would grow. Then the statement will appear to be true becuase his nose did grow. In the phrase is ultimately a lie in the context of when it was said. The end result doesn't change the fact that the statement was a lie at the time it was said. In retrospect, it would appear that way.

-Paradox solved

qwer

you cant explain that

1of those"first"guys

what happened to HHNF? love to hate/hate to love OLSKOOL!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Morton/100000652435411 Jason Morton

I think Paula makes a lot of sense.

Ryan Smith

this is probably the best way to troll Paula….just agree with her no matter what!

Paula_

Hi Ryan, care to join my corpse-fucking club? We're meeting on a new cemetary this friday so lots of new meat, should be fun!! Bring your own shovel please.

Hugs,
Paula
- see you on friday?

dongo69

#3 Not awesome

Thomas

Agreed… it's way too big. The tattoo, that is.

Thomas

Aww… don't be scared. They're just penises.
Richard III

just because they're bigger then yours, don't feel bad. You just can't satisfy a woman, that's all…(HA)

IMHO

I'm an open-minded guy, though I recognize this as awfully stupid. However, and I can't explain why, the grapes seem really odd. I mean, what's up with that? Okay, so you have two dudes doing what two, erm, friendly dudes, uhm, do when hanging-out … but what's with the grapes?

Also, chive, a tattoo of two dude's schlongs is okay, but a single bare breast is a no-go?

Ken

The grapes make it "artsy." Just dudes = obscene. Dudes + grapes = art.

Behold the power of grapes.

Single Standards

Naked dudes are obscene, but naked women are a welcome sight? Welcome to America…

Tomas

Ummm… so…. in the tattoo… the guy on the left… where exactly is his left hand???
The El Conquistador

Adam & Steve….

phalphalla

First of all times!!!

Paula_

Yet still you WERE the fastest semen once… tells a lot about the quality of the rest of that load I guess

Hugs,
Paula
- the one who's FIRST!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

Fail

EZEE

#1

And not a single fuck was given that day.
Fawx

Chive wtf is that stupid music auto-playing on your page.

Bacchus

It's that annoying piece of music of the "Lawnmower trying to reach the moon" video, that apparently starts automatically right on the home-page.

D.C

that shit was irritating this early in the morning
panama99

simply go down to the video and stop it from playing, it is about five down. Kind of boring. Paula wil probably like it. Luv ya girl.

DCMOFO

If you scroll down it's that flying lawnmower video.
its_forge

NoScript fttmfw

bbqboobs

#1 There's.. someone on the wing… Some.. thing.

Bacchus

Reminds me of that Pink Floyd song, Pigs On The Wing
SkyVader

Excellent episode!!
bbqboobs

Trey-Dogz is actually right, though I took the inspiration from the Twilight Zone episode, I actually took the quote from Ace Ventura.

jim

#3
you know how i know you're gay?
bbqboobs

#2 This is what happens when the Playstation network goes down and internet warriors can't get their COD fix.

Kevin

That's not a gun btw.
http://blog.eliotpearson.com Eliot

LOL! So true my friend.

foshizzle

#20 i think hes doing just right… but maybe thats just me

b-ry

maybe…but he stores his motorcycle in his family room so he FAILS that way.
yezzir

a WIN would be him using a PC laptop

http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

#7the guy on the right, Hover hand.

ar304

Love thy trap.
V4Vendetta14

I think we can forgive the hover hand when it is about to cup another man's boob.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

#2 isnt stupid, its how we get awesome nature photos

http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

Actually just took the words out of my mouth.
marco escuandolas

thought the same thing. I guess it's funny if the bird doesn't realize he' s there, but it's not dumb.

Bunny Boy

#17 is anybody else clicking the speaker icon ?

Bacchus

Yes #11 is
bigdickmcgee

yep…Im an idiot

bbqboobs

Am I the only one who's page scrolls up and down in an irritating yet comical fashion when I run the mouse over the "Post a new comment" section?

SkyVader

If you're running Internet Explorer 9, click the "compatibility mode" button at the top (looks like a ripped piece of paper).
Paula_

At some point I thought they made it so just for me to stop me from posting. Glad to hear I'm not the only one ^_^
The Chive, though a formidable site, is not exactly compatible with IE9 yet. Use compatibility mode like Darth said.

Hugs,
Paula
- the glowing eyes in the basement

b-ry

first things first…switch off IE, all versions, immediately.

Mr_Rob

Sadly, I know some people like #9…

Paula_

Family sucks, huh?

Hugs,
Paula
- Are you feeling lucky, Paula?
Nighteye

Actually, #9 is the only one who has a point – to an extent. Most butchers sedate animals before they kill, unlike hunters.

Blumpkin

The animal is still harmed even if it's sedated. That's a retarded comment

Jerry

Your on crack if you think they pump the meat full of pain killers before they package it.
Nice fuzzy happy rainbow land you must live in.

Harry

If by sedate you mean: Punch a hole in their skull with a captive Bolt gun. Then I guess.
Hunted animals also have the Benefit of not being cattle prodded up a ramp into a room stinking of blood and fear.

Your logic is lacking and emotion is controlling you.

Nighteye

You really should read up on slaughterhouses designed by Temple Grandin. Animals walk in without fear, without cattle prods. They get sedated, go to sleep, and never wake up.

Sure, they're still being killed – but they suffer a lot less than if they get shot.

Joey

Perhaps you should read up on it, because you seem to be grossly misinformed on both subjects (Hunting and slaughter).
Peter

"They get sedated, go to sleep, and never wake up."

Holy shit you live in a fantasy world.
George

Did you ever think about how wild animals die? You may think that shooting a deer is a painful way to die (which is over in a matter of seconds), but the alternatives (Starving, freezing, being ripped apart alive by a wolf) I assure are much more unpleasant.
Mr_Rob

Sure. Wagyu is also breeded in controled places, with a plan of daily massages and clasical music, eating only the most pure and natural grass.

It also costs between $40/lb and $150/lb…

Nighteye

Well, it's also possible to exaggerate – but in general, it's possible to buy meat from animals that had a relatively good life and a relatively humane death – especially compared to the very cheap meat.

Mr_Rob

Well, I was going to say exactly what everybody else say to you, so I think that a thumb down will show my eternal disrespect on your lack of common sense…

Besides, butchers only "butch" meat, you know? Corpses of previously living animals, either hunted or "cattle-killed" (delicious corpses to be eaten in a gril, btw).

Guest

Oh all of you just shut up already. Eat the friggin food, and get off your soapbox either way…

Joey

It's true, Ignorance is indeed bliss.

Rite

Ignorance may indeed be bliss but Knowledge Is POWER

Sauru

#13 the general lee is a lot less awesome than i remember it growing up

top dog

It's called budget cuts Sauru, they gotta pay for Dukes of Hazzard part 2 somehow.
Jerry

Thats cause your bigger now. Things look a lot bigger when you are small.

Barney

#5
Did anyone else catch the irony that her name is "Logic" ?

wuzzman16

i thought her logic was fine, fish have no higher brain centers so they dont feel pain like a pig or cow would. There much less evolved than most of the other animals we eat

Mac The iNTERN

Vegans cant eat Reeses? smh

kodakkid

well think of all the peanuts that are being saved.
I have vegan friends and there is animal by products used so they will not eat them.
Io insegnante

Vegetarian does not equal vegan. smh^2

DistractedIndividual

So the feeling of pain defines a beings life worth…right. So if I pump you full of morphine/numbing agent then slaughter you and eat you..I'm still a vegan!

BTW the word you were looking for was "Their" not "There" :]

steve

or They're
ryad

correction fail!

DistractedIndividual

Shit!
Shame on me, must have read it to quickly and only realized that "There" was wrong and did'nt reread it to get the correction right. Meh, I still stand with my first point though!

keyshock

didn't

Guest

It's a fish, not a 5th grader. Calm down

wow

yyyeeessssss

Angelo

#15 Who's leaving at 4? Her dad… Or her husband?

#17 Isn't he a minor?

skillnye

it looks like it says "michelle" IMO
Inigo Montoya

The person who's leaving is her roommate, Michelle. I know that girl, she lived on the floor above me at Michigan.

MigraineBoy

#10 Last Christmas, I gave you some sparks. But the very next day, you shot them away.
Skye

#5 ……..I have a friend that agrees with her. *sigh*

Kerosun

If you eat only fish, then you are pseudo-vegetarian. If you don't eat any meat, then you are a vegetarian. A vegan is someone who goes as far as to not eat anything that is a product of an animal (i.e, no dairy whatsoever) as well as not wear or use anything that is a product of an animal or an animal byproduct.

ale

true vegans, don´t eat anything that have faces.

Io insegnante

I didn't realize Reese's have faces. Astounding.

Juan

Not hating on what you're saying but simple suggestion: eat whatever the fuck you want and stop worrying about dumb labels.

Chubby

#24 LOL LOL LOL
Jedi

# 4
Sexual Chocolate!!!
Mr.C

so where can i download the awsome music in the chive's homepage??
Your Face

#23 KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

VedHead77

You know, Roy G. Biv drives one of those…
funtclaps

thats one gay ass lambo, but i'd prob let it blow me
MrCynicalBastard

I actually want one…with a train whistle!

robbio

As a vegan, #5 is incredibly disturbing…for the record, we aren't all idiots..

batwing

Yes you are
engine911

What kind of idiot does not eat meat….a vegan.
Dick LeGrande

Hey I know a vegan woman, believe me when I say, she eat meat.

asdfasdfasdfasdfads

cool story bro

ydodonutshave2die

yay another vegan on the chive!!
funtclaps

i think its disturbing how you vegans steal meals from and destroy the habitats of innocent insects by eating mofucking plants bra
Tire

Why the hate?

Chieftan

#21 I'm rooting for the top one to give

Khaqan Javaid

lol! i was wondering how does he get down?

Io insegnante

with drugs and alcohol. Rockstar status.

matt

don't say that. i was second from top (100%serious… thats me). and everything is completely stable

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