Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • hank

    #2 bastards beat me to it

    • ALT

      it's all nixon's fault

    • zerpsderps

      looks shopped

  • glc

    #11 Right freaking now lower back problems

    • Jak

      I bet no one on her block runs out of milk

    • busted

      Are those real? Wait, let me elaborate- Are those real – ly not photoshopped?

      • NOOT

        if i'm not mistaken, its from futanaria.com

        Very NSFW, and make sure brain bleach is handy.

        • Hipster Replacement

          This one would be from mastasia.com, another site in the same network.

          • dub

            Ha! This is also a funny porn site.

          • Pafrro

            lol, thats freaking awesome!

          • Airwalktdk

            So, i just used chromes incognito broswer to check it out. i feel unclean.

            • Curious in Phx

              What is the incognito browser? To keep other users of your computer from seeing your history? -or others around the web from identifying you?

        • dub

          Ha! That's funny porn.

    • Bdrizzle

      This is still very appealing to me 🙂

  • stmtrooper

    #37 Chive on!

    • Guest 6394

      Let's all thumb the guy above me way up for his witty, original commentary!

      • Average Chiver


  • Quixote

    I can't tell you how many times I refreshed the homepage…

    • bob151

      Every 5 minutes since 5 o'clock.

      • bob151

        whoops. my bad.

  • McSgwigga

    #2 – Touche

    • DCMOFO

      That better be diet Jack Patty's drinking.

    • T.T. Tiger

      I saw them shoot this on the webcam around 3:45. I was one of two people actually watching it. Totally staged. Shame on you Chive

  • Javier

    I have gotten no work done for the last hour… thank you for letting me get back to work.

  • ProCrasher

    Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.

  • Anonymous

    Last one to thumb up this post gets $100!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #42 grandpa watching jersey shore online

    • sheoncebelieved

      #27 has hair almost as cool as that old man….dude, look at that redneck bowl cut. so out of style

    • MikeD

      I thought he was searching Craigslist for a biker gang. Since his other amigos are all in the retirement home now.

    • Kodos

      Elder Abuse

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Enzo/1274760118 Jesus Enzo


  • leighton

    the chive gets drunk with playmates, wake up to hump day all over again
    #15, #19, #46

  • Chive ON!

    Find her!
    Dat ass!
    Best DAR Ever!
    Like a boss!
    Chive rules!
    Late DAR is still a great DAR!
    Thumbs up for boobs —–>
    Thumbs up for beer —->
    Thumbs up for Chive —>
    Sexy Chivers!
    Chive on!


    • Guest

      I think I see what you did here, and I get it…
      Well played

      • Huh

        The two people below you obviously do not.

        • huH

          they're chivers. which means you can't expect much from them, (ironically enough) especially in the field of comedy.

          • Justin Hall

            Give it a rest already. Who gives a shit whether or not these posts are original? Does anyone come to theChive to read the comments? You're criticising these people for being intellectually lazy, but saying "HOW ORIGINAL" ain't exactly the calibre of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

            You sound like Chive hipsters: "I posted on theChive when it wasn't all about getting moar hump, but now it's so mainstream."

            • Truth

              1. You'd be surprised at how many people come here to read the comments and interact, including you – since you keep posting continuously.
              2. There are quite a few people on here who are tired of seeing the same old shit reposted in the comments every day.
              3. This is a place for discussion and debate, so your attempt to convince people to stop pointing out things we don't like, is rather moot, if you think about it.

              • Justin Hall

                If that's the case, dude, then lead by example. If you're tired of the same old shit, then don't rely on the same old criticism, since it's only adding to the sea of monotony out here.

                I'll admit I get bored of the stock Chive responses, but unfortunately Tosh.O doesn't have an Intense Debate account (that'd be fucking awesome if he did, though).



    • Hmmm

      Pretty much everyone who thumbed the above post down seems to not like boobs, beer or The Chive. Weird.

      • Pudge

        in thumbs'd down that shit… and i love beer boobs and the chive… i just chose not to live by the rules… true rebel here

    • Peanut

      i hate you for that

    • Socrates 2011

      This is truly the Higgs Boson of The Chive comments. It is epic in it's power, and yet loathed by those who fail to understand it.

    • pokeman134

      yes, MD REPRESENT!

  • BigDingo

    #4 chicks and pussy… that about sums up the internet

    • o.O

      Chicks and pussy are essentially the same thing, and if that's what sums up your internet, you must be quite the exciting/outgoing fellow. Watch out ladies.

      • Nej


  • aosux

    #4 that chick has a huge pussy

  • Bark Bark


    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      shakey shakey shakey…….

      • Country Boy

        Those commercials are hilarious.

  • Question

    So… you like stuff?

  • Cris_Ron

    That Paula is a massive pile of shite

  • tom

    #44 Willow?

    • Yucky

      She is just ridiculously hot!

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #19 tell your wife she has a nice artistic ass!

    • http://www.facebook.com/canadianfooter Brayden Foote

      will do

      • T-Moze

        Does it bother you to think about a bunch of tools fapping to your wife (and her fapping to that very thought)?

        • http://www.facebook.com/canadianfooter Brayden Foote

          she will fap me tonight……. I win

    • VanIsleChiver

      NIce ass and a good sport!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Enzo/1274760118 Jesus Enzo

    #25 Silly bicycle thats not a sidewalk!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      chuck norris was here

    • That Guy

      you ever been so mad…?

  • disturb

    #3 Release the DAR!

  • BigDingo

    #23 is just wow…

    • Guest 2395

      Let's all thumb the guy above me way up for his witty, original commentary!

    • Pafrro

      anyone know who this is?

      • fabris

        trully annoying

  • mikey j

    the dar's been early all week. c-c-combo breaker


  • Hector

    #23 Redheads. The eighth wonder of the earth.

    • Yes

      boobs the first two

  • hoosker

    even when your late DAR. I still have tea and crumpets waiting for us to share. 🙂

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