Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • drobr

    haha, typo…. it isn't the death penalty*

  • Bob

    #3…I would never use this pool. This would terrify me.

  • HookEmChef

    You beat me to the punch. The fake military haircut sealed the deal.

  • YESSSSSSS

    #1

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • Andre

    #9

    Garfield!!

  • Truth.Inc

    I lost money on this. I bet Osama would be working at a McDonalds in Chicago. Last place you'd ever look for him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/unbelievableflows Cameron Hoehn

    Listen to Big Black Train by Mims while you watch the Picard GIF.

  • Willy

    Chivers:

    Please join me in a prayer for Bin Laden's soul.
    Repeat after me: Our heavenly lord, we humbly ask you to heed our prayers. We raise our voices to you for Osama Bin laden, may he never rest in peace, oh lord, may you see fit to have him burn in hell for ever and ever; may he be sodomized on a daily basis by the late John Holmes and may he be spit roasted for all eternity. This we ask you in the name of your son Jesus Christ. AMEN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

    9/11 happened back when I was in fourth grade, Like many americans I will never forget that day. When I went downstairs to get some breakfast I saw my Mom crying (It was only the second time I have ever seen her cry). When I got to school all the 4th graders were told to go outside to the flagpole and sing the national anthem, all of the staff members were crying.

    Yes, I know that this is far from over. And yes, I know that al Queda will most likely retaliate. But as an American, his death means a lot to me.

  • Markus

    If Bin Laden's corpse had been "on ice for nearly a decade," then the "most politically expedient time" to announce his death would have been during the last administration. Somehow I doubt that President Bush would have left this ace up the sleeve for President Obama. You conspiracy theorists are ridiculous.

    • Mark

      well played sir.

  • Cramdon

    He may just bankrupt the country. Makes good sense. If you're retarded.

    • you're fired

      whoever votes for Trump deserves every bad thing coming their way.

  • J.R.

    I heard they put bacon in bin`s mouth before they pushed him overboard.

  • Rational

    Hahaha, meanwhile Al-Qaeda played along like he was live to help Americas political aspirations… Good stuff man. Your tin foil hat is falling off.

    • huh?

      10 years? I doubt it. Three years? Two years? Perhaps. There was serious talk about kidneys and dialysis. Even snopes cannot verify that one way or the other. Okay, sure, he could receive dialysis twice a day since 9/11. It could happen.
      But, I doubt it.
      Maybe he had all those wives so he could produce kidneys. My point is, this all sounds crazy.
      I poked around the prison planet. Interesting stuff there. The dumping of the body at sea is very hokey & if you want to look the other way, go right ahead. Oswald did it all by himself too.
      This is all about closure, so why don't we all just sidle up to the bar and have a shot of it.
      Straight up.

      • Rational

        Turkey has been putting executed extremists out to sea for years. The reasoning is

        1. you do not want to create the possibility of a memorialized grave or shrine building.
        2. No country would voluntary take the body to bury on their land. Imagine Al- Qaeda and other extremist pilgrimages.
        3. Its appropriate for Islamic tradition.

        If he was living in caves, I could definitely see dialysis not working out. Living in that large house in Pakistan, he absolutely could have a dialysis machine in his house, not to mention he could have had surgery for a kidney transplant. Which one of his followers would not volunteer?

        Anything is possible, but conspiracy theories all have problems and this one has two many holes. There are pictures of half the administration watching it live in the situation room. Having a conspiracy with that many people acting and going along with it, is asking a lot.
        http://8.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/the-situat

  • marge

    #20 i support obama but people need to stop saying its because of him osama is dead, he didnt find and kill him but YAY!!!! osama's dead!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bret.vanarsdale Bret Van Arsdale

    "I want my Fucking Crayons Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wayne

    #3 There was a "No diving" sign, but it fell over the edge.

  • BloodScrubber

    Thats was the second most fantastic thing Ive seen today!
    ….many thanks M_C.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      You're welcome.🙂

  • Jana Righetti-Brashears

    #14 My kinda guy..

  • CDN

    While I do not agree with what Bin Laden or Al-Qaeda did, I think the US has been handling the terrorism issue extremely poorly. Racial profiling any Muslim as being a terrorist, bringing in absurd laws and procedures that violate Americans' rights and freedoms. Americans were too scared to question it, when they should have not only been questioning it but fighting against it. What happened at 9/11 was nothing compared to some of the wars going on in other countries where countless more innocent people are getting killed. For example, the war in Iraq. There have been many more innocent civilian deaths at the hands of American soldiers than 9/11 (the Iraq Body Count database lists 100,598 – 109,895 civilian deaths since the start of the Iraq war). Yet somehow this is ok? Very hypocritical of the American people.

  • duffman0313

    #7 You Might be a Redneck

  • hopeless

    I guess some of us aren't as religious as he thought.

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