Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • drobr

    haha, typo…. it isn't the death penalty*

  • Bob

    #3…I would never use this pool. This would terrify me.

  • HookEmChef

    You beat me to the punch. The fake military haircut sealed the deal.




  • Andre



  • Truth.Inc

    I lost money on this. I bet Osama would be working at a McDonalds in Chicago. Last place you'd ever look for him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/unbelievableflows Cameron Hoehn

    Listen to Big Black Train by Mims while you watch the Picard GIF.

  • Willy


    Please join me in a prayer for Bin Laden's soul.
    Repeat after me: Our heavenly lord, we humbly ask you to heed our prayers. We raise our voices to you for Osama Bin laden, may he never rest in peace, oh lord, may you see fit to have him burn in hell for ever and ever; may he be sodomized on a daily basis by the late John Holmes and may he be spit roasted for all eternity. This we ask you in the name of your son Jesus Christ. AMEN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

    9/11 happened back when I was in fourth grade, Like many americans I will never forget that day. When I went downstairs to get some breakfast I saw my Mom crying (It was only the second time I have ever seen her cry). When I got to school all the 4th graders were told to go outside to the flagpole and sing the national anthem, all of the staff members were crying.

    Yes, I know that this is far from over. And yes, I know that al Queda will most likely retaliate. But as an American, his death means a lot to me.

  • Markus

    If Bin Laden's corpse had been "on ice for nearly a decade," then the "most politically expedient time" to announce his death would have been during the last administration. Somehow I doubt that President Bush would have left this ace up the sleeve for President Obama. You conspiracy theorists are ridiculous.

    • Mark

      well played sir.

  • Cramdon

    He may just bankrupt the country. Makes good sense. If you're retarded.

    • you're fired

      whoever votes for Trump deserves every bad thing coming their way.

  • J.R.

    I heard they put bacon in bin`s mouth before they pushed him overboard.

  • Rational

    Hahaha, meanwhile Al-Qaeda played along like he was live to help Americas political aspirations… Good stuff man. Your tin foil hat is falling off.

    • huh?

      10 years? I doubt it. Three years? Two years? Perhaps. There was serious talk about kidneys and dialysis. Even snopes cannot verify that one way or the other. Okay, sure, he could receive dialysis twice a day since 9/11. It could happen.
      But, I doubt it.
      Maybe he had all those wives so he could produce kidneys. My point is, this all sounds crazy.
      I poked around the prison planet. Interesting stuff there. The dumping of the body at sea is very hokey & if you want to look the other way, go right ahead. Oswald did it all by himself too.
      This is all about closure, so why don't we all just sidle up to the bar and have a shot of it.
      Straight up.

  • marge

    #20 i support obama but people need to stop saying its because of him osama is dead, he didnt find and kill him but YAY!!!! osama's dead!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bret.vanarsdale Bret Van Arsdale

    "I want my Fucking Crayons Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wayne

    #3 There was a "No diving" sign, but it fell over the edge.

  • BloodScrubber

    Thats was the second most fantastic thing Ive seen today!
    ….many thanks M_C.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      You're welcome. 🙂

  • Jana Righetti-Brashears

    #14 My kinda guy..

  • duffman0313

    #7 You Might be a Redneck

  • hopeless

    I guess some of us aren't as religious as he thought.

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