Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Catence

    I must know how to do #1.

    • vip

      How cause that is awesome

    • Dante

      http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Jello-Shots this will help you….scroll down for orange style. enjoy.

      • Netoward

        Thank you, man !

      • loebs1989

        thanksss!! the other ideas on the page, like the rainbow ones are insane too!

      • Nina

        Before reading this article, I never knew other people used weaker alcohol than vodka for their jello shots. Learn something every day I guess!

        • Dante

          It's just better with Vodka….My favourite…

    • Dena Long

      You pour JELLO into half of a peeled out ORANGE. Not hard.

      ??

      • prankster

        maybe rude, but kinda right…

        though you do make it sound so simple to peel an orange exactly in half.

        use a knife to cut it in half and a spoon to remove the orange.

    • hah

      use photoshop 🙂

  • VIP

    SECOND!

    • DaddyD

      VIP = Very Idiotic Prick

  • ryan

    #1 yum

  • Livinthedreamm

    #20 Boobs…the coolest word to spell with numbers since the beginning of time

    • sad

      it says 0boobs 😦
      makes me sad

      • Pat McGroin

        Hopefully he makes to 280085 and reposts

        • Trent

          It's a Dodge/Chrysler, so don't count on it.

  • jjungill

    I don't even drink but #1 looks like its begging for alcohol.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #5 that's weak… chew the whole thing at once!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Wheeler/707159413 Jake Wheeler

      I thought I was the only one who ever did this

    • dev

      get the sour one

  • quintus

    Are Tommy Guns water resistant? #3

    • TylerV

      thats the first thing that came to mind? boo.

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      I'm sorry a Tommy-Wielding grizzly bear riding a shark makes your statement invalid..

      Oh and.. That shark is above water son..

    • Carlin

      nope.. neither are cigars

  • Mystery

    #22 They see me rollin', they hatin'

    • DCBizzle

      tryna catch me masterbatin'
      tryna catch me masterbatin'
      tryna catch me masterbatin'

    • JLC

      They see me rolling, they HEH HEH!

      • prankster

        laugh out loud.

    • Brah

      Great underrated movie. Kidding!

  • Nobody

    #20 And the car was never driven again…

    • CaptainObvious.

      Heh hes parked on boobs.

  • Joe

    #13 Lilu Dallas Multipass

    • Priest

      Korben…Korben Dallas…Korben my man.

      • wuuu

        supagreen?

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      Leelo?

    • lilu

      chickaaan

    • Honey Bone

      Autowash….

  • Netoward

    #10 Shrek ? I would love to have it, too.

  • Mmm_Ciao

    I used to spell this, among other words, on my calculator during my math class whenever I was bored. So basically every math class. #20

  • RayRay

    #6 In Flip Flops!!

    • Jimmymac

      i have a recurring nightmare that i wake up in a scrum for my rugby team and i look down and i'm wearing flip flops. this guy laughs in my nightmares face.

    • drksdr

      …like a boss!

    • nomnomnomnom

      something seems….. fake about this picture….

      • kornerr

        I've seen people do moves that ressembled that … but always had a mattress for the landing, just in case.

        Plus, most had their two hands … but that would be feasible. I'm just not sure about the camera and all …

        • kornerr

          damn, hadn't notived the flip flops ! hmmmm …

    • Brian Michael Schade

      I noticed the same. I am a photographer, and I can't say that I would do this even in proper rock climbing attire.

  • IllicitWeaponry

    #2 I guess thats how you "don't give a fuck" marine style.

    • Your Face

      Actually this is from an Israeli rescue mission

      • Prishtina

        Actually this is from Kosovo, US Troops are part of peacekeeping force called KFOR

    • armyldr

      that is not a marine. That is an Army pilot. I know because i was there

    • unknown

      Royal Marines r mental when they strapped them selves to the apaches and went and saved that guy! hardcore man

    • Country Boy

      This has actually been done several times as rescue missions. I believe the first time it was done, it was done by a US marine on a rescue mission because he refused to leave a fellow marine injured out in the field.

      Really doesn't matter who it is doing it, it is just plain badass.

  • method_man

    #5 do they stil make these things? i havent seen one for a long time

  • The Student

    I can't believe I'm awake for daily morning awesomeness with a final in the morning…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Wheeler/707159413 Jake Wheeler

      you're not the only one…

  • Redbirds

    Am i the only one who immediately thought of this when i heard? http://thechive.com/2011/05/03/daily-morning-awes

    • Jimmymac

      yeah i literally woke up, got told on fb, and heard Randys voice in my head. next time just post it as #11 though so people don't have to follow your link

      • Conor

        Same, shame he didnt destroy Jersey Shore though..

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 kitty: "hey steve, can i sleep in your cap?" *steals it*

  • kiki

    who are you to welcome people here?

    • ROK247

      he is from norway. they are a kind and welcoming people.

  • mojomojo444

    #1

    My guess would be that they scoop out the insides through a hold in the top of an orange then pour the jelly in
    im gonna try with vodka jelly at the wkd

    • jjungill

      You sir, are an idiot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      Oh yah bro.. They poured in 6 different flavor jello's too at once and they all perfectly fit into 2 segments each..

      You can't explain that..

    • Sizzle

      It's j-e-l-l-o, not "jelly," you limey lobsterback.

  • Capn

    #15 it actually was my birthday on that day… I didn't feel overshadowed though, was the best birthday present ever.

    • Jen

      i just made this comment below but i will say it again anyways. its my bday today and i have cramps like a mother fucker and my boyfriend called me this morning and didnt say happy bday. WTF

      • Angry Kid

        God damn it. Nobody cares!

      • Old Spice Guy

        Happy Birthday Crampy Jen.

      • Capn

        As my father would say, drink a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.

    • Martin

      Ha! It was my birthday also yesterday and not a single fuck was given that day

      • Jen

        thanks old spice guy. AND I FUCKING CARE ANGRY KID! I had margaritas on my lunch break, im much better now.

    • guy born on may 1st

      same here dude

  • Wade Wilson

    #1 That's a weird fucking way to eat some Jell-O.

    • Sizzle

      You spelled "awesome" wrong.

  • mrjimmyos

    #19 –


    That is all

    • Honey Bone

      I so love that it was Fox News.

      • mrjimmyos

        That's why it's funny, silly fox. Why did I get thumbed down though I wonder :s

  • Ben

    My birthday was overshadowed by the royal wedding. Now i have the useless bit of trivia that they were married on the 29th of April 2011

    • Shadow Boxin'

      My Birthday was May 1st. So I mean at least something happened on your birthday. Oh wait, never mind. I got the best birthday gift ever.

  • Ted Danson

    #9 Haha that's from Flippin, Arkansas. I have a similar picture floating around somewhere. They also have the Flippin Church of God. Silly rednecks.

    • aosux

      What a coincidence? I just heard a guy in a bar talkng about that place last week.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      is there a diner there called the Flippin Burger? *womp womp*

    • yup

      i live in arkansas and have driven through flippin, and yes, silly rednecks.

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