Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Josh Gorter

    #22 had a dream like this other night wasn't that kind of pussy though.

    • Blake

      With nuggets, nutella, and pizza? Your dream is full of distraction

      • jaredallas

        Distractions, or supplements to some weird-ass sex?

        • Thumpybass

          "Distractions, or supplements to some AWESOME-ass sex?"

          Fixed that for ya.

          • icya

            "AWESOME ass-sex"

            Fixed again…

    • duh

      See how that's done? A witty comment beats a stupid "first" any day of the week. Good job Josh!

  • Nobody

    #11 What does it mean?

    • Stev

      It is a reference to the youtube video double rainbow check it out

      • Nastee

        lol for not catching the reference

        • dub

          Scumbag Stev

          References the video in question…

          … has never seen it.

          • Mr. Bruto

            what happened to ol Scumbag?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Shubert/100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

        lol

        • chived

          stev? more like foolv! AMIRIGHT?!

      • greasdupdeafguy

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        • Jules

          Awesome!^

      • León Felipe

        lol

    • Blake

      There are mushrooms in this game too…in fact, it's really the only way it makes sense

  • Paul

    #22 I think this is what is going on in that Paula chicks head. What is up with that girl and her crazy posts?

    • Paula_

      The Chive staff fortunately realized that they had to take action. They got so sick and tired of all these almost 'on drugs happy' hippies; always shouting how they love The Chive, that it's the best site ever, that they rule, how jealous they are when The Chive staff goes to the playboy mansion again etc. etc. that they needed to balance the force.
      So they hired me to piss you guys off from time to time. I get paid in stickers (one for every thumb down) and so I have boxes of those filling up my house. Why did you think The Chive are always out of stickers hmm?
      Just wait and see what I've got coming for those attending the meetup, they'll definitely not expect it… Seriously: if you're attending be sure to bring a clean set of clothes.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one that will be at the meetup whether you like it or not

      • Curious George

        I can haz sum stickers? :3

  • http://www.facebook.com/tekrebel Charlie Makarov

    #3 cat must belong to a stripper… show yourself

    • MikeofLA

      My exact thought… ex-girlfriend used to do this all the time.

  • Anjin-San

    who is #9?

    • lahdel

      Kat Dennings, if I'm not mistaken…

      • loewenzahn

        never heard of…

    • Mochi

      Marion Cotillard?

    • lahdel

      It is Kat Dennings, to those who may not believe me
      http://www.247star.net/kat-dennings-at-%E2%80%98t

    • Avais

      Kat Dennings

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      Has she actually been in anything recently?

      • http://www.facebook.com/nick.staniforth Nicholas Staniforth

        She's in Thor and clearly that film does not give her enough credit – mainly because there ain't enough cleavage and Natalie Portman is stood next to her for the majority of the film, which would make any woman ugly to be honest.

    • I_am_elf

      http://tinyurl.com/6l2rlve, theres a few more there too.

    • Lane

      Cleavage: Epic. Face: Not so much. Still…would I? You better believe it.

    • Sebastian

      kat dennings

  • Catence

    #8 – greatest mom ever

    • oekter

      no wonder so many people are obese these days…

    • Redbirds

      I wanna see more of you

      • wuuuu

        don't know why they're thumbing you down… i wanna see more of her too

    • Chive_On

      I'd have gotten another degree if my parents had hooked me up like this. 😉

    • DaddyD

      I got care packages like this from my mom before most of you were born. I assumed that everyone's mom did the same. Sad to discover that some mom's should lose their mom licenses …

      • Sizzle

        Creepy old person needs to stop insulting my mom. She bought me booze, not candy.

  • DCMOFO

    #13 would be more useful on hump day if it was a Swiffer WetJet.

    • Sizzle

      Ew.

      Just ewwww.

  • ryan

    I don't get what the big deal is. I beat the water temple without the water tunic on my first try. It's not rocket surgery here people.

    • Chesty Laroo

      yes, but these are politicians we are talking about.

    • ryan

      don't thumb me down just because you can't

      • Z

        sure…and I have a huge cock

      • jaredallas

        Thumbs down because we don't believe you can. And if you can, that doesn't make you any cooler for being a Zelda hipster.

    • Sizzle

      Rocket…surgery…? LOVE.

  • Ben

    #22…..what?

  • Joe

    #9 Holy Tit!

    • DaddyD

      Kat-woman!

  • Catch

    #21 but then he'll have to split the money he makes from selling that stuff…

    • Catch

      I mean #20 >.<

      • Jimmymac

        not if he goes out and orders champagne and whores all weekend

  • LarsfromNorway

    #16 which is perfect if you're a gay thief

    • wilson

      keep your gender prejudice to yourself, please

      • LarsfromNorway

        dude, lighten up, it's only a joke

        • Jimmymac

          and also if you're a gay fish

      • Blake

        keep your gender to yourself, please…OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DO!!!

        • ryan

          lame.

      • 4SOC20saint

        gender means male or female…i believe you meant sexual orientation….also its FUNNY

    • Paula_

      I was wondering about that; isn't everyone who uses an iPod, iPhone etc. gay?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • detroller

        I'm liking all your posts from now on Paula. lets give you some positive points next to your name.

        common guys she might melt like the troll in "Earnest, scared stupid."

        • Paula_

          No, no thumbs up! Those are costing me stickers!
          I'll never melt! That would defeat the whole purpose.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – colder than your last ex

        • Jules

          Haha, I started doing that a few days ago regardless of what the comment is 🙂

  • Guest

    #2
    Yeah, it took me 10 years to get past this level too.

    • jaredallas

      Honest to God, it took me better than a decade. And I finally used a walkthrough because my daughter was starting to doubt my infallibility.

      • dub

        I believe it was a joke regarding the killing of bin Laden… You see, that also took 10 years. I don't think it really took Mr. Guest 10 years to beat this.

  • Joe

    #2 "No, you idiot. You have to get the longshot before you can reach MORSAMA"

  • catinthehat

    #3
    Mo' money mo' problems

    • slak;dfj

      meow money meow problems

  • Surf and Snow

    Dear Chive,

    Please fix your damn iPhone APP!!!!!!!

    Sincerely,
    All the Chivers who thumbs up this post.

    • Paula_

      Keep up with current events; they're working on it.
      And stop spamming like an idiot.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – waiting for angry birds to come to the PC

      • detroller

        You're inspiration to us all!!

    • Burp & Puke

      … and stop trying to garner thumb-ups for a lame-ass post about something they already know about and like Paula said, are already working on it.

      • Surf and Snow

        I could give a sh!t less about thumbs up, I'm not on the stupid "intense debate" thing. All I want is to be able to see the fresh galleries while I'm sitting on the can taking a sh!t.

  • amen

    #12 mr jesus came back, this time as a holy and nutritious banana!

    • Griff

      Is this Jesus or Chuck Norris?

      TRICK QUESTION!! Chuck Norris is Jesus.

  • name

    #6

    Looks like they're gonna eat tonight.

    • JBinNC

      This is the funniest comment I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • jyz002

    #16 perfect!

  • hater

    #18. neat idea

    • 4SOC20saint

      looks cool but thats a lot of work when im tryin to find a chair to sit in

    • tastykak3s

      except when it is all together it looks like a suppository . . . or a butt plug

      • dub

        FEE – FI – FO – FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  • Jack

    #11 ljn should make this game

  • wtf

    too many reposts jesus

    • Jesus

      Sorry about that, I'll try to be more original.
      I did die for your sins though, so I guess we'll call it even.

      • Brad

        Ha!

      • yup

        kudos

    • rusko12

      im thinking the same thing D:

  • nightmare

    Is #18 a real idea and where can I get more info and price on it if it is

  • 1st?

    1st ?

    • aleXTC

      i hope your not serious

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 now thats so desperate it stops being funny. lame… even bill murray is confused #10

    • E.V.L.

      My sentiments, exactly!

    • bmac1

      RZA: Whatever you do, do NOT swallow bill murray!

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