Dylan’s hostile Hump Day takeover (12 Photos)

More and more these days, people are flocking to theCHIVE for our Hump Day antics. Early this week, one of the best tushes theCHIVE has ever featured claimed her ass was going to take over Hump Day this week. I thought Dylan was kidding until she sent me these photos last night. Yeah, she wasn't joking. Enjoy and stay tuned for more Hump Day goodness. The standard Hump Day will be along shortly...

  • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

    My day just got better

    • Hey_You

      Only problem is that I want MOAR! I was just getting into it on #14

      • truthteller

        A skank posted her slutty pics on a website and it made ur day ? Ur life must suck.

        • WGre


    • Felix

      happens every time I go to Chive

  • Skinny G

    Hostile takeover? Yes please!

    (glad I refreshed the page before posting, I reeeeeally didn't want to be the first comment.)

    • Jay

      it's cool to be the first to comment…..as long as you aren't one of those jackasses who say FIRST!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kureigu Craig Easdale

      I surrender!

  • Mike


  • Clay

    thank you Dylan!

    • Lauren Gentile

      Seconded! One heck of a rump, girly!

  • Alex


  • SuperiorTo8

    But, theres only 2 shots where you see her face. Thats not enough for me…
    lol, couldn't say that one with a straight face. Love it

    • b-ry

      i love how she has a VERY professional job yet shows her face in #5.

    • Jessica Condrey

      And its awesome you made a Portal quote 😉 haha

  • splinter

    Epic hump dayage!! Good work Chive.

    • Urban

      In Louisiana we would call this post Lagniappe!

  • E.V.L.

    #13 That's a great pair of legs and an ass to go with it – well done, Chive, but more please! 🙂

    • switch_24

      don't forget the subtle side boob.. perfect shot

      • Willem1

        dont'f forget the front boob in the mirror (her hair is just to long …..)

  • ZombieScum

    #10, Please turn around sweetheart..

    • Jusnel Gonzalez

      girl loves her heels!

      • Anon

        Me too! Sexiest thing a girl can wear.

    • TwistedSister

      Yes! Previous pics showed her amazing abs, I wanted a peak of that too!

  • arrowflight

    Good stuff, but too much like being married. Like Hump Day variety!

  • doublemeat


    • Catastrophic

      Kaboing! *wobble wobble wobble*

  • Kwilliams

    I for one hail our new tush overlords

  • DaBox

    too skinny… but I really hope this doesn't mean that there will be no other hump day today…

    • Dong

      She's so much hotter than all the fat ass kardashian types that some seem to like. I don't get it.

    • Dong

      Seriously, what's the attraction to the giant ass? Giant jugs? That get's pretty gross too, all hanging past their waists. Go read a National Geographic if that's what you like. But honestly, explain the attraction to big asses for me. Cottage cheese is not sexy.

    • DJM

      Obviously those hating on big booties (a la Kardashian) have never actually gone doggy on one. To each their own though… but having had both – I'll take the big bootay, personally.

      • truthteller

        Even i like em juicy and anybody who dislikes Kim Kardashians ass is obviously a closet homo.

  • GTO

    #8 wow. all I got

    • PileOmonkeyNuts

      Is that nipple up there or is the fabric just playing with my mind?

  • McSgwigga

    Great ass, great gap! #14

    • Blake

      Famous Anus!!

    • b-ry

      great muff puff in this pic. love it.

    • truthteller

      Whats the fascination with the gap ? Go bang a real chick.

      • Freddy Mercury


  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    Dylan does indeed have a nice dumper…

  • Bill

    This better not replace actual hump day!

    • jken

      Read the album description next time

  • HankT

    #13…Dylan you certainly have a very fine tush and plenty more to go along with it!!!

  • I died

    #5, Butter face

    • AsciiAdam

      No one is perfect for everyone. You are free to have your opinion, but do you really have to post it if it is nasty? I say thank you Dylan for posting the pics, you made my day brighter. 🙂

      • UR all Rubes....

        by posting pics like this on the INTERNET you open yourself up to ALL kinds of comments, good or bad…..deal with it….

      • Sluts'R'Us

        Yes, we should all be so ashamed of displaying any criticism toward a girl who wants her 15-seconds of fame by displaying her ass on the internet. She's practically Mother Mary. shame, Shame, SHAME!!!

        • matt

          ^this. she's an attention whore so who cares what we say? not like she deserves any of our respect anyway.

          • TLDR

            agreed. i ain't gonna kiss her ass just because she shows it.

    • Dylan

      I like peanut butter – how about you?

      • ranD

        you're fantastic dylan lol

        also i ❤ Peanut Butter 😉

        • rubes

          Make sure the dog wears oven mitts……

      • marc

        You got a great smile…and probably a cute face…Dont waste your time with troll

        • Lame Ass

          you're so sweet! maybe she will reach out to you and want to get to know you better?

          • What He Said


      • Hater_Aid

        Peanut Butter?

        WTF does that have to with your face?

    • FishTaco


    • Blake

      You know your gay when you look at a "women's ass" gallery and comment on her face

      • Carnies

        your girlfriend is a pig huh…..that sucks….

      • Blaaaakkeeee

        you know your Gay with a name like Blake…..

    • youshoulddie

      Not cool. These ladies make wednesdays bearable.

      • youshoulddie

        (Cont.) for those of us who can't get laid and have never actually felt a tit.

  • slutifer

    #6 wins the internet

    • OwnerOfYou

      Agreed. I accidentally blew my top all over the underside of my desk upon the sight of this.

  • Da_Boz

    #13 Yes, "FAMOUS" is now appropriate. Thanks Dylan for your well rounded…um… attitude to brighten many peoples day!

    • sheoncebelieved

      that's so hot

  • AsciiAdam

    #4 I could look at this all day. 🙂

  • Bdrizzle

    Thank you Dylan! Keep rocking those heels girl ❤ Moar Chivette take overs like this!

  • The_BOFH

    #13 is some great side-boob, yet #14 wins in the end.

  • Moth

    Good God…

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