Nice tattoo, does it match your padded room? (28 photos)

  • cdulles


    • Mental Midgets

      Tattoos are for goddamn morons.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #2 is awesome

    • DistractedIndividual

      I love this one! I probably wouldn't get it myself, but that is such an awesome idea! :0

    • Jacksansjill

      My friend has a huge pair of butterfly wings in the glow in the dark ink. its sad tho, she said its going to fade to almost nothing in a few years 😦

    • Holler

      So's your rack!

  • KeyserSoze

    chick with ink are sexy. except for #24

    • lowdown

      obligatory kill it with fire comment.

    • echogeo

      Gee, did your parents abuse you much?

    • Dan

      Are you sure it's a chick? Gross!

    • equalizermax

      #24 & #25 – I hope they won't reproduce

      • conpress

        #24 = Paula?

        • Ahnold

          One.. Ugly.. Motherfucker…

    • Raymond

      Lady Gaga's next look

    • wtf

      No shit… ok, we get it, you need attention…

    • nick


    • YupYupYup

      Nothing says "hump me, bump me, dump me" like ink in the skin.

    • downfall616

      who snuck in the pic of sarah jessica parker?

  • Anon

    #28 : yes

    #3 : NOOOOOO. Not something I'd want to see going doggy style.

    #14 is a cool effect but fuck that shit. Got to be a sadist to get that done.

    • Flicka

      If it takes the "Bad Girl" tat on your ass to know, then you aren't, you just wish you were.

  • jesus

    #2 im thinking its pretty sweet actually

  • saltygary

    #8 Something tells me that this guy will never have regrets about that tat.

    • HUH?

      he even has a matching belt buckle. d-d-d-d-douuuuuuuuuuuchbag

      • saltygary

        HAHAHA great pickup, didn't notice it.

    • Blake

      It's a turd, is a stain, no it's SUPER DOUCHE!!!

      • Kurt

        Dude he lives in Austin. I had his bussines card that says his nickname, "Batman" on it. He was a car sales man who is WAY obsessed with batman.

    • Jojo

      He's DOUCHEMAN. DOUCHEMAN never has regrets.

    • chicksdigit

      This has a double bomb, major douchebaggery and coors light. This pic can't get any worse.

  • Henrik

    #8 Nip slip

  • whitneysouth

    #14. Whhhy?
    Then of course I had to check out the website…
    I'm traumatized.

    • saltygary

      It looks cool as hell but I imagine it will get real funky after a bunch of years.

      • whitneysouth

        I bet.
        And how painful must that be to have done?
        It makes me shudder looking at those.
        I would never have the guts to do that.

        • Anon

          I watched the documentary Modify on Netflix… it's all about these crazy procedures like this and #24. I wouldn't really say I recommend watching it, I felt queezy when they were showing the operations… but it's interesting, anyway.

        • saltygary

          Yea after looking at that site you posted and seeing how it's done, I couldn't sit still and get carved up like that.

        • AdamBaldick

          Oh my word.. that is terrifying

        • The_BOFH

          Please don't ever do that! You're perfect just the way you are!

      • emilie

        Oh my god. Traumatized and dragging all the Chive down with you.

    • astowe10

      yeah i just checked out that website….and traumatized is the best way to describe how i feel right now too haha

    • Ashiee19

      I love tattoos… but those are just creepy. So much for smooth skin. I wonder what it'll look like when she his 50+?

  • Maynard B.

    #24- WTF? Can't "unsee" that one!
    In general, I'll never understand why beautiful women ruin their bodies with this stupid shit. It's sooo ugly.

    • mark

      Wholegeartedly agree. Never understand why a beautiful girl would want to pollute and deface her body like this… #4 #7 #14 #17

      • bigox

        I like everyone one of them more except #24

    • V4Vendetta14

      Kind of makes me think of Star Trek. A Klingon is supposed to look like a Klingon. She probably loves the way she looks…and in more than a "daddy please pay attention to me way".

      • Bobby B

        She probably doesn't love the way she looks! That's why she's hiding behind all that shit!

  • Dan


    I'd be interested in seeing the rest of that tat.

  • Dan

    I seriously want so see a thread of "Where Are They Now" for people like #24. I really want to know what happens to them when they realize how stupid they looked and try to fit back in with society.

    • Gharvx

      She will NEVER see this as stupid…. unfortunately.

    • Ricardo Rosales

      She's from my town Guadalajara Jalisco Mexico her name is Maria Jose she's a tattoo artist anda freaks the shit out of me national geographic made a show of her life

  • Dante

    #28 looks nice…

    • moar

      well, the butt does

  • prankster

    #24 – godzirra!

  • Daris

    Not so much crazy. More exceptionally hawt.

  • Mike Honcho


    Designer Ringworm?

    • dub

      "Contagious" by Britney

  • disturbed


  • JOE

    #15 YR A MORONE!!!!

    • TomatoTipper


  • yummimumi

    # 14 & #24 What were you thinking????

  • Really?

    #25 2008 Olympics? Poor decision making.

    • dub

      So his body is a calendar. Better than a dumpster.

  • llcoolranch

    #24 MORE!!!

  • Vagina Jones

    #16 Marylin Monroe as a burn victim.

  • pdiddily420

    #5 iTramp

  • Truthy

    #3 I'd still hit it, but I would be scared the whole time.

  • pdiddily420

    What kind of bear is best?

    • nurderHSV

      there must be some german chivers among us. this is the portrait of the coach of germany's current football (soccer fior you guys) champion and the trophy itself.

  • Rob88

    #8 This is Batman's gay nephew … Blow Boy

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