Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • eric

    i like to be 1st (:

    • jkn

      you suck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alluneedislove.1 Anthony Lopez

      I applaud you for your honesty.

    • Mr_Rob

      Your girl thinks otherwise though…

  • murkmose


    • jkn

      You suck and fail.

      • H_leucocephalus

        Fail at sucking?

  • murkmose

    …damn you eric, that was supposed to be my first first

    • Chiefs420

      Not including that time at church camp?

    • Pookie

      Dont worry, you will have plenty of chances at failure in the short, medium, and long term future.

    • NJF

      Achievement not unlocked.

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett


    Ha ha! The force shall Endor forever!

    • E.V.L.

      I see what you did there!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Flowers/509922959 Adam Flowers

      Ewoks roasting on an open fire…. Jedi's nipping at your nose….

  • jetrome

    #9 Got me laughing a lot for some reason. but #3 creeps me out… a LOT

    • DistractedIndividual

      #3 is definetly creepy, but I think it would be a great idea for Halloween! 🙂

  • caleb

    #4 Ahh Jerry, you're the reason I've been asking telemarketers for their numbers so that I can call them back when they're at home enjoying their evening.

    • DaddyD

      I have a friend who tells them that he really can't talk now since he has to go to his sister's funeral.

      • DrROBOTO

        I kept getting calls from a telemarketer that wouldnt stop.So i answered and told the guy that I was his brother and i had just gotten his(my) phone because he(I) recently died from a terminal disease.The guy apologized said he was sorry to hear that and then asked how I felt about my current phone company. I laughed and then hung up.true story. they are relentless dicks.

    • Wade Wilson

      Just watched this episode the other day…Jerry was and still is the man. Anyone catch what he had to say about Trump? Hilarious…

  • TrueDatStory

    #12 Which half do you take?

    • Jojo

      The one that shits, or just talk shit… tuff call there buddy.

    • Jon Jones

      The bottom. You'd never have to hear it nag, whine and complain.

    • dylan

      the bottom!! it will never argue.

    • Poolololololol

      The top, you can always leave it in the cupboard when your done or when it starts talking.

    • wintercoat

      The bottom, that way she can't identify me later.

      • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

        Take the bottom, then come back to the top knowing she hasn't gone anywhere.

    • TinyTimmy

      I would have to take the King Solomon approach on this one in the hopes that I get both.

      • dub

        Haha. That's a great fucking reference.

        God fucking damn it, that's good.

    • Cavall

      Id take the bottom. Right there in front of the top so she could watch me. What can I say, Im a romantic.

    • mark

      Top. A man needs his sammiches

    • BeccaB86

      Just get a roll of duct tape and take both.

      • E.V.L.

        Thumbs UP for BeccaB86 for spelling duct tape correctly!

    • SKEWED

      If you take both, could you count it as a 3-some?

    • Phoque Six FTW!


  • Catence

    #13 – I want to go to there.

    • bba

      is this legit or shopped? Just asking because, from what I've seen and known about diving and dive site, run-off water destroys visibility, even if it's clean run-off. That's one reason islands like Culebra and the Maldive's have such pristine diving conditions….anyone know where this is?

      • dub

        It's on the Chive. Muhmucka.

      • shopaholic

        Yeah this is shopped. It's appeared before and been asked before. Look at the two perspectives – they're totally out of whack. The angle in the top shot is quite obviously looking down onto the water, not across it. All that ties them together is the colours and the positions of the coral reefs. Still looks great though.

    • Greg

      Show me your tits and I'll take you there Cat…."-)

  • Codey

    #11 and #12 part of the same photo group

  • n1ghtstalker

    Haha #12
    So many times I wish this was possible! A lot of the time I want to spend time with the top half but when chat turns to shoes or "did you see what she was wearing.." I could just detach and nip off upstairs with the bottom half! lol

    • mike

      you and Dahmer

  • bbqboobs

    #21 Nice. Also, boobs.

    • Jon Jones


    • TinyTimmy

      SUPERB ass.

    • Dazilla

      Just an Amazing woman in general.

  • pat

    #16 up until it gets leaked via bittorrent.

    • Roscoe

      Which would be after one download, so the deficit would remain.

  • jesus

    #12 dibs on top half

    • iambigd42

      Ahh but just think, the bottom half would never say a word.

      • dub

        or be able to clean itself.

  • DRC36


    Talk about a nice place to rest your head

    • boner

      Love me some dirty pillows!

    • Tempest

      "Everybody body needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a bosom." – Cornershop

  • 1st?


    • huh


  • 666

    #21 I'll have the lotion and old pair of socks on standby.

    • vc75

      is this necessary you pervert?

      • 666

        very necessary. I couldn't find any new socks!

    • HD_1981

      Dude a simple FAP would have got the point across…..

  • Brian Michael Schade

    #19 My cat's a ninja. Your argument is invalid.

  • DRC36


    The next generation of Waldo in training. The training program's mantra follows the simple rule that in order to lose yourself you must first find yourself.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Arinah-Mastura/617131138 Arinah Mastura

      that is one cute baby! and he is dressed like waldo. makes him even cuter!

  • http://www.facebook.com/browncub Sam Morales

    #18 where can I buy?

  • DRC36


    That's my idea of a threesome. B)

  • Hey_You

    What time do these guys start? Its 8 in the morning here in Ireland!!! Fair play

  • DRC36


    This dude is riding a bike on a tight rope. Riding a bike. On a fucking tight rope. So sick!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Shubert/100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      Like. A. Boss.

    • dub

      Did you notice he's riding it backwards? He's sitting on the handlebars.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #2 them you find now!

  • Rick

    Think of the possibilities…

    • Rick


  • JoseG

    #9 thats how u roll 🙂

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