A note on the Sexy Chivers…

chive new A note on the Sexy Chivers...

As much as I believed I could pull of a ‘Sexy Chivers’ this week, it got away from me a bit. As many of you know, we’re shooting some of your favorite Chivettes this week and it’s been amazing thus far. We can’t wait to share some of the stunning photos with you.

As you also know, I won’t post the ‘Sexy Chivers’ if I don’t have time to give our Chivettes the time and consideration each submission deserves. So I’m holding off on ‘Sexy Chivers’ until next Friday. All apologies.

Our Chivettes continue to surge. This week, Sarah Hill exploded on theCHIVE and across America thanks to one of our Chivers noticing a beautiful girl at a Chicago Blackhawks game briefly flash across his TV. It turned out she was a huge Chiver and we’ll be bringing you more Sarah in the coming weeks.

Stay tuned for the DAR today. Will have a few behind the scenes shots for ya.

Chive On,


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  • Angry Kid


    …but you already knew that was coming.

  • fibonacci5150

    last time I went without the chive, I didn't exist

  • GTO

    Tell him not to feel bad. He is living the dream, and we are living it vicariously though the site. The Chivers will agree that this site is something truly awesome, and I for one wont start bitching because I had to wait for some more awesome.

  • E.V.L.

    It's cool man! No worries A loyal Chiver doesn't bail/whine/complain when things don't go as planned – we all understand that things happen.

    Can't wait for the Friday DAR!

  • Bryanz

    So then when do we get to see more of #61 from the last sexy chivers post?!!!

  • ksill

    DAMNIT!!!!! You wrecked my Friday afternoon lol

  • Taqito

    Hey John you get a page error when you click the image!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/awesomeinabox Helen Gair

    Looks like I'll have to wait another week to see if I made the cut… I really hope so! I anticipate greeting Chivers with my boobies 😀 Chive On motherfuckers ❤ xx

    • kodakkid

      I am sure the chivers would be more than happy to give you email addresses you could send those boobies to

      • ChiverMeTimbers
      • https://www.facebook.com/awesomeinabox Helen Gair

        I better not, I've got in trouble for that before. Either way, I'd much rather be granted the honour of being displayed on this page 🙂

        • ChiverMeTimbers

          worth a shot LOL. Judging by your profile pic I would vote SHOE IN TO WIN.

        • El Chiverino

          I think you spelled attention wrong…

          • https://www.facebook.com/awesomeinabox Helen Gair

            Come again?

            • El Chiverino

              you spelled attention *honour, so it is misspelled.

  • MigraineBoy

    Every time The Chive fails to deliver sexy Chivers, God kills a small cat.

  • King Wenceslaus

    Do not like.

    Submitted chivettes were the highlight of the week.

  • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

    Dat's cool. Now when I leave work early I won't have to feel like I'm missing out and I don't have to look at it on my phone. Thanks for the teaser pic though, that one will do it for me today.

  • dOOb

    Tell you what guys… just send ME all the sexy Chivette pictures. I'll do quality control and post the gallery for you!

    happy to help 🙂

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    Have a good time while you are there! Looking forward to the results.

    • bud

      Good job! A lot less creepy now. You're welcome.

      • El Chiverino

        Baby steps. Baby steps.

  • El Chiverino

    *continues fapping to model airport

    • Jessica Condrey


      • El Chiverino

        2 different facebook pics…. how? You are smart beyond your years

  • abb

    Chive on (clap, clap), Chive off (clap clap) chive on, chive off….. The chivers!

    Now post some damn skin!

  • jack

    Damnit John! LOL.

    Ok ok.

    I get it.

    Serious thought – one week you need to do an image dump of every single picture submitted for the SC. I think it would be interesting to see every single one you had to sort through so that we can appreciate your hard work.

  • User Name

    You need a full time Chivette screener… resumes@chive.com?

  • GRyde

    I cried a little when I read this.

  • Ripple


  • ChiverMeTimbers


  • switch_24

    we'll all be here always, including the trolls LOL..

    this is all good, specially since the reason is about the soon-to-be-epic calendar! yay for the sexy calendar! =)

  • LuckyBird

    No sexy Chivers to kick off the weekend?! 😦

  • eyo

    i see you doing absolutely nothing more important than putting together the gallery. act like you been there before.

  • kodakkid

    p.s if you change your mind I have dibs

  • michaelj

    Sounds like you need more staff. Time for theChive job hiring contest.

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