Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (35 Photos)

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  • kangoskatbot

    #15 #18 #23 #30 #35
    The HQ posts are always Epic.

    • equalizermax

      #9 – Bitches loves planes, I'm ganna give that bitch a plane!

      • Angry Kid

        How do you manage to still have a positive comment rating with comment gems like this?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeffapel Jeff Apel

      I'd give number 35 more than her fair share of daily afternoon randomness.

  • TheRyan5

    #18 & #35 Hello there.

    • Doofenshmirtz

      Lauren does not disappoint…

    • SweetAwesomeness

      can you please put Mac the intern on mopping duties? #18

      • Just sayin'

        Lauren does have big feet.

        • Lauren Gentile

          I'm a swimmer so those suckers are my flippers.😉
          Size 9 to be exact.

          • Just sayin'

            I thought it was rather rude of your boyfriend to not let you sit down while he just laid back in that chair.

    • MikeyCorl

      I need one of those to put under my desk.
      No, not the dog.

    • Jacksansjill

      A-mazing. i was watching when #18 was taken too. Way to go!!

  • Random

    #8 – so THAT's why no sexy chivettes today

    • aleXTC

      you lucky bastard.

    • Justin Hall

      All John needs is his scarf, and with that pose, I can imagine only hilarious, stereotypically gay commentary:

      "Honey, you're delish and your breasts look divine!"

      • Angry Kid

        That sounds like something you look like you'd say.

        • Justin Hall

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          DON'T RESPOND! THIS SHIT IS PUBLIC DOMAIN! I OWN THAT MOTHERFUCKER

    • This Is Me

      This caption should read, "You make a compelling argument."

    • inquisitor80

      For the Love of God, TURN AROUND!

    • bull1123

      This is just mean!

    • Surf and Snow

      If you look closly you can see the neck of the shirt shes wearing underneath. Fail.

      • DJwillflo

        You are mistaken, my friend. There was no shirt.

        • El Chiverino

          Way to whore it up!

      • Anon

        i don't see a thing. AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!

    • Just Saying

      Couple of things that I find funny about this picture:

      1. You can see the outlines of the undergarments.
      2. He's staring at her way too low and with a rather awkward look. All signs that she's got a shlong.

      • Just Saying 2

        Aaaand I'm still jealous.

      • its_forge

        Not with the curve on that tushie she doesn't.

    • Allenavw

      Clearly he died with joy when Lauren flashed him. This is the only plausible answer.

    • Duck

      #8, he is obviously gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  • GRyde

    (as the Interwebs breath a collective sigh of relief) "It's Friday. The DAR is here. Soon."

  • In case you care

    #30 Brittany Tureck aka Brit Warner on the right in duckface.

    • In case you care

      I stand corrected. From the source, she "avoids duckface at all costs." A beautiful girl with a beautiful face nonetheless.

    • Rabbit

      now find the other two

  • assface

    #14
    White all the way!

    • BaseballRube

      #14 Definitely white. Blue does nothing and red just doesn't seem to have it going on.

      • El Chiverino

        racists!

        • Allen

          I've had red and white. I'd like to try me some blue.

        • BaseballRube

          Color-ist, maybe. Racist, not so sure.

          • El Chiverino

            I see your point, however, it was not to be taken seriously… you see, sometimes people type things that they don't mean, or are untrue, mostly to get a rise out of people… this is referred to as a joke

            • BaseballRube

              I understand the concept of 'joke'. Also, some people sometimes write thing they think are a very funny joke and then look back 10 minutes later and think "WTF did I write that for?" (Example: See "Color-ist, maybe. Racist, not so sure.")

              • El Chiverino

                thumbs up for you for calling yourself out. well done.

                • Firefighter23

                  I wise man knows when he's wrong

      • radoon

        Being Canadian, I'm going with red AND white.

    • craigarlen

      the correct answer is, "yes please".

    • Velazquez_MF

      RED

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      red for the win #14

    • lolwhat

      Well im an American. I'll be patriotic and go with all three at the same time.

      • Spivias

        dang it
        thats what i was gonna say

      • Gabs

        I don't understand why somebody hasn't said this earlier… There is never an "or" when it comes to women. This was a trick question with an obvious solution.

    • Dazilla

      all 3?

    • Daboosh

      Red. Fo sho. She's a Ukrainian model.

  • Tim

    #24 whats going on here???

    • qteam3d

      Nice body in a nice bikini. If you're wondering what ELSE is going in this picture… well, I may have some news for you…

    • Jeremy

      Illegal rum running. 007 took the shot, you know, for queen and country.

  • Paula_

    #14 Red of course, duh.
    Fuck this early DAR shit, I wasn't dressed for it yet!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Brind Kim

      Go Blow Satans Greasy Dick in Hell.. Asswagon.

      • Paula_

        http://j.mp/iGYnPx

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one that will be at the meetup whether you like it or not

    • http://twitter.com/Wavien_G @Wavien_G

      You weren't dressed for it? Ahahahahhaa xD

      • Paula_

        What, you mean you guys don't dress up for DAR? My oh my (not the Sad Cafe song), what is the world coming to. I always put on my robe and wizard hat…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – disappointed in humanity

    • Dave

      Thanks for the wasted unfunny comment Paula. Have an awful weekend =)

      • Paula_

        Nothing I ever write is ever wasted. http://j.mp/iGYnPx

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one that will beat you up at the meetup

        • Everyone

          Paula, you have to work for the chive… this is one big prank

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronniew-Civella/1461284983 Ronniew Civella

      why do people hate u so much? hahahaha

  • the dude

    #33 what a pimp

    • KyleGamgee

      Kid's got more willpower than I have. I would have been caught staring.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      You know he's going to wind up a "bad boy" that gets all of the women we wish we could get.

    • bored855

      ahhh hell, he's even rocking the star wars shirt. sometimes life s not fair, unless your young and dumb.

    • urdad

      He will grow up to be a loser. Viring and living in his step fathers basement like all Star Wars fans.

      • TresselLovesTrannies

        maybe…..but I bet he'll still be able to get a piece off urmom.

    • Mike

      This is what "The Most Interesting Man in the Universe" looked like as a child

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #33 is the best picture – Hot chicks, sexy tattoos, muscle car, and a nerdy shirt

    • BWord

      Pedobear says, "Yes…. right, you can have all that stuff."

    • bud

      Ah, just about the last years when you might find yourself wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and be surrounded by hot chicks. At any age, you're still not getting laid in that shirt.

    • caleb

      There is NOTHING goddamn nerdy about Star Wars! You watch your hooker mouth.

    • DanielB

      Whos the HOPA on the right? =]

    • urdad

      He will grow up to be a loser. Virgin and living in his step fathers basement like all Star Wars fans.

  • Joel

    early DAR to make up for no sexy chivers…we'll forgive

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      But… There were only 35 pictures😦

  • pablo_v

    #8
    I want to see your tits, my dear!!
    -Thundercats Bloopers (look that up)

    • korrie

      the perfect start to a perfect day?

    • 4xaClown

      I'm going to put this one right between her pretty… mwahahaha…

  • BunkerPunk

    The only person who got a sneak peak of the LG shoot was John? Color me jealous. Guaranteed to be an epic gallery though. Have a kick ass weekend Chivers and Chivettes!

    • Lauren Gentile

      The flashing shot is actually Willow.:)

      • BunkerPunk

        Well, damn. My bad Lauren; hope you have a blast out in Cali and at theChive Meetup! We all wish we could be there!

      • Fthatb#tch

        Bitch!

  • Finster172

    #35 I want to go to there.

  • your mom

    #3 is that pete wentz?

    • davi311b

      why is this here what are we pedophiles ?

      • Grammar Ninja

        That looks like Ellen Page. She's 24. So … no.

        • Lynne Sandilands

          Justin Bieber in a wig.

          • eddie

            … or just Justin Bieber.

            • Lynne Sandilands

              😀

      • sexoffender

        jailbait? yes please

  • Dave Wolfinger

    #30
    2 out of 3 aint bad

    • NUB

      id bang em all but i like this middle one

  • Six

    Have you seen the ass on the first chick to the left? on #12

    • HolyBalls

      Holy Balls!

    • equalizermax

      Guy on the right: "Forever Alone"

    • korrie

      brings a tear to my eye to see a ass that gorgeous

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      Throw a saddle on that thing and ride her to prom. Skadoosh.

  • Amelia

    #31 And on that day, not a fuck was given.

    • TresselLovesTrannies

      Got himself an eagle. bitches love eagles.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Gogel/1805668114 Dave Gogel

    #35 thank you Willow, for a great end to the week!

  • Know-it-all

    #8 LG flash?! Now I know why John didn't "have time" for sexy chivers!

    • Not John

      Fapping really cuts into productivity.

    • DJwillflo

      Willow flash!

    • Dazilla

      Oh, how i envy you

  • Raymond Lewis #52

    GUY ON THE RIGHT IN #34 IS SUCKING IN HIS GUT AND TRYING TO LOOK MORE MUSCULAR THAN HE REALLY IS. WHAT A LOSER.

    • apple

      you miss the 2 fat asses dry humping in the background? RAY RAY?

    • Dan D.

      Know how I know you're gay…?

      • Billy Bob

        Know how I know you are stupid…………………………..That comment.

        • bud

          Know how I know you're an average Chiver? Your comment.

          • El Chiverino

            ^ very true… you can tell from a mile away!

    • Raymond Lewis is GAY

      So what?? You're the loser! What person doesn't want to look better on camera? Don't be such a douchebag and try saying something NICE for a change.

    • BWord

      You're Guilty and Ashamed, I'm BWord, it's a pleasure meeting you.

    • Sadmir

      Anything has sense when capslock is used

  • The Lou

    so nice, so so nice. Love the last one.

  • 4xaClown

    #30 #35
    Chive, you've gotta get Willow, Lauren and Erin to do the trifecta for the calendar!

    • BobSugar

      that's a franchise idea!

    • the frenchman

      Agreed.

    • Jacksansjill

      Awesome idea. You, sir, have won the internets for today.

  • Mike073

    #31 – The Falconer's son.

    • BWord

      FALCON [M]UNCH!

      ..kin.

    • its_forge

      Except I think that's an eagle!

      • Tiberius

        Golden Eagle to be precise.

        • Tiberius

          Addendum: A falconer is one who practices the art of falconry; falconry being defined as "the taking of wild quarry in its natural state and habitat by means of a trained raptor" and eagles are raptors so technically Mike073's post is correct.

          • Mike073

            Yeah, that's the ticket!

  • Patrick

    #25 Best lunch box ever

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