Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    Early DAR I was right.

  • landy

    #48 a lot of tush has closed out the DAR, but that tush deserves special recognition

    • COCO

      Too skinny.

      • Nate2003

        elbows too pointy/10

        I kid, I kid

    • Justin Hall

      If that's a MILF, she has a disturbing amount of stuffed animals on her dresser.

      On second thought, I don't give a shit.

      • dush

        lots of hs girls are getting pregnant now days

        • its_forge

          Lots of grown up women like stuffed animals. Hell I'm a ginormous hairy macho dude and I have a teddy bear on my shelf. It's green and wearing a hat with a shamrock on it and I got it for drinking the most Guinness at a St Patrick's Day party, but it's a teddy bear nonetheless.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Florian-Shena/1147038093 Florian Shena

        That's what you noticed ? The stuffed animals….

      • Paula_

        You are extremely observant sir! Took me like 10 minutes before I even noticed a dresser.

        – the one you love to hate

    • HankT

      Good lord that tush is perfection in a thong!

      • Brother Maynard

        Be better out of one.

    • craigarlen


    • li2lpla4ya

      must fina MOAR and must start MILF mondays on CHIVE

      • Sid

        This idea is pure win

    • Kobie

      Sweet jesus.

    • incredible ass

      I think every Monday…..scratch that….everyDAY should have a thong gallery


    #7 I'm very curious about what was going on with the girl on the right…

    • Big E

      was epic and paula free!

    • switch_24

      yeah, based from that pic, i think the meetup went very well!!!!

      • Justin Hall

        That's HPOA, isn't it?

        I'm hating the fact I wasn't there even more.

    • Goof

      Isn't that HOPA Elyse Porterfield?

      • Jay Hernandez

        she flashed xD …………..

    • http://www.facebook.com/markawol Mark Wolcott

      free shirts… she's changing. nice!

    • joey98

      I took that picture!!!! 🙂 hehehehe….fun times… i wonder which other pics they decided to use from the gallery i submitted? with my luck…i'll have my eyes closed or some derp face…son of a b…

  • Random

    #4 she's a fan of ball(s)

    • Brother Maynard

      She showing where her's were pre-op.

    • Sharky

      Balls and tanned asian girls
      always a Winning Combination

  • taylor

    I'm pretty goddam sure this IS whitney


    • ranD

      entire bone structure is different, no way.

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        I can change my bone structure. It's this weird "stupid human trick" I have.
        Decided it'd be perfect for a mug shot so that people don't recognize me.

        • ranD

          sorry for that whitney, must be an older pic of you. 😉 i humbly ask for you forgiveness

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Schelbergen/100001681380679 Rick Schelbergen

          Aw, the pic just confirms you look great every day, not just on the pics that get send in intentionally!

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      Bwahaha 🙂

      • DCMOFO

        I'm not hearing a denial…….

    • COCO

      I think the same too. The hair, nose, eyes, face shape looks similar

    • TheRat
      • Busted

        Oh snap!

      • thegza

        Dude not cool…

        • biggles

          Not cool? She can't pay her fucking insurance? Geddalife

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Well.. shiiit.

        • BobSugar

          Still love you Whit. Not only are you famous, you're infamous.

        • RufioRufioRuFi

          Hahaha sorry Whitney, but that was amazing.

        • Surf and Snow

          People make mistakes. It's part of being human. Live and learn and dont make the same mitakes twice. I still like ya Whitney.

        • Vagina Jones

          The DUI I get.. but not having proof of insurance? Thats just irresponsible. I can't fucking respect you anymore.

          • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

            Haha ohh so the proof of insurance is what was irresponsible. Ohhhkay.

            Had insurance. Didn't have the card because the cop who gave me a ticket for 5 over the day before (Yeah, January wasn't my month) "accidentally" kept it. Get off my back. 🙂

            • Vagina Jones

              What the fuck ever! Irresponsible as shit! Whitney, excuses are like assholes. We all have one, even though some of us wont admit it…

              Nah, I was just kidding of course. I was more so trying to make fun of the whole "I STILL respect you". The whole thing is really no big deal. Huge fuckin' lesson I'm sure, but really not a big deal.

          • biggles

            Fuck the DUI is bad enough. No insurance as well. Lahooosaherrrr

    • Surf and Snow

      Hmm.. Bets on what she did? Indecent exposure perhaps? Where was my invite? 😀

      • Frank

        DUI Sorry Whit….Probation sucks but most of us who drink have gone thru it once. Sucks!

        • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

          For blowing 0.08. Thanks Utah.

          • Slappy

            All I saw was "for blowing" and the rest was a blur.

          • Sigh

            Not the end of the world. Sucks that your pic is up and available to the public, though. I am sure you can put in a request to seal your record and/or have it removed.

            • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

              Yeah you live and you learn.
              Got it lowered in court though.. so really it shouldn't even be up on the website as that.
              Oh well though.

              • Frank

                I wanna know what your reaction was when you saw your mugshot on the DAR? Fuckin chivers are everywhere!

              • TheRat

                Sorry I told on ya. On the plus side, the mugshot is a good picture. Do you you ever take a bad picture?

              • kazyctn

                Yup – not the end of the world. I heard a statistic that 40% of all Americans will get a DUI at one point in their life, so you've got a lot of company…

              • biggles

                Bullshit, if you got it lowered in court. (i work for a court house) You would not have it up as a DUI. It would be the lesser charge that shows. Do you honestly think the charge from the police is what is posted on those sites? no. The court has the final say.

                Nice try liar.

                • graham

                  Actually this isn't a court website. It's not a .gov address or even related to the state court. Notice you can search a bunch of other states too? Even n a lot of smaller towns they post this stuff as soon as you are arrested, and publish in the newspaper the next day that so and so was arrested for such and such. If you are found not guilty, or the charge is lessened they never bother to print a correction.

                  I hope you don't work in a courthouse that requires you to do much of anything.

                  • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                    Thank you Graham. Well said.

                • Eric

                  Read the small print:
                  "The data on this site provides arrest and booking information and should not be relied upon to determine an individual's actual criminal record. This data may not reflect charging decisions made by the State Attorney's Office or the outcome of criminal trials. "

            • El Chiverino

              Her pic is already up and available to the public there buddy. Think strip-teasing for your horny ass is more embarrassing than a DUI, 80% of the country has a DUI
              (not actual fact, illustrating a lot of people have one)

              • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                Relax, Chiverino.
                You'll stop feeling embarrassed about me keeping my end of a deal someday.
                I really believe you'll get through this just fine.
                It's all going to be okay.

                • Sigh

                  At 20 something years old it can happen to anyone. You're young, reckless and feel invincible. Happened to me when I was 20, in fact. It really sucks, but hopefully you learned your lesson. America is the land of second chances, after all.

                  • Justin Sargood

                    "it can happen to anyone" really? i'm 26 years old and have never gotten in my car after having a drink, if i go out drinking i know enough to stay wherever i'm going or get a driver..it's not hard really…and if you can't do either of those things then don't drink..no one to blame but yourself

                    • Sigh

                      Not everything in life is as black and white as you think. There are times which call for desperate measures, but I guess you've never been tested, otherwise you wouldn't say naive things like that.

                    • 75

                      "Desperate measures" like driving car away from army of fucking flying sharks while slightly drunk

                • El Chiverino

                  I'm not really that embarrassed, and you have a butter face, so doesn't affect me and yes, I will be fine. You however, need the constant attemtion of horny internet users, so you might wanna get that checked out

                  • Snoob

                    Bro, even if you don't like her personally, have some fucking manners. Usually I agree with your posts, but this time I think you're going a bit too far. Let it be.

                  • Y U So Hypocrit

                    Hahaha, so like the site… but you judge them for doing it?

                  • some dude

                    attention seeking: yes
                    insults are a step far, my man.

              • Sigh

                The number is ~3% of the country (this is actually probably higher than it really is – based on an estimate from CA data, where ~200k people get a DUI each year, multiplied by 50 states). She is certainly not alone, but nowhere near the majority of the country. In any case, she said it was already reduced to a less serious violation.

                • Frank

                  Operating while impaired (or under the influence) is the reduction for a DUI. Not really a reduction if you ask me…Same fuckin thing.

              • its_forge

                You're a goof. I don't have a DUI and frankly I thought that between the ages of 15 and 30 I was going to drink the Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee Wisconsin right the hell out of beer.

          • Nickincollege

            Aye move to FL. It's .085 here. You would've been fine. Also it's nice and warm.

            • Foley

              I find it kinda crazy that it's legislated state by state in the USA (I'm from Australia) and also that a non-government (or even a government organisation) can put that kinda information along with a photo up on the interwebs. Kinda seems like a massive invasion of privacy. If it's a legal matter leave it in the hands of the police.

              • Eric

                Dude, States' Rights vs. Federal Government is a H-U-G-E quagmire in this country. Everything Whitney is accused of here are decided by each state. Two states over she might have been fine on all counts, but instead been cited for not wearing her seatbelt.

                Well, except for the failure to signal. You never had a chance with that one, missy.

      • Carlos Estevez

        Failure to Signal/Turns/Stop/Lane Change
        No Proof of Insurance

    • El Chiverino

      I'm pretty goddam sure who gives a fuck if it is

    • seth

      I thought the Chive was all about being a cool place to be with no trolls and BS? The only reason anyone knows Whitney is because she was cheering on Patty. The fact this even got posted kind of makes me wonder how great the Chive will be as it gets bigger. I mean really, how about looking out for the people that submit content to you?

    • SweetAwesomeness

      dude…..she lives in Utah….give her a break

    • Poontangler

      Usually I enjoy frequenting the Chive and am entertained by the pics and comments (and leave my fair share of funny shit), but this is seriously fucked up. For someone who has so clearly devoted herself to you, provided you with pictures and posts which you have utilized, and virtually celebritized (certainly not solely for Whitney's benefit) – real amateur move Chive. Whitney, everyone makes mistakes. I don't think anyone would condone your actions, but who in the world could throw stones? It's clear you're not proud of your actions, and don't in any way revel in it. Furthermore, the only person that got hurt was you. Lesson learned with minimal fallout. Chive on!

      • Andiddy

        Yeaaah, thumbs up if you think the Chive shouldnt have posted this.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Dat Ass. I would smack the fuck out of it.

    • Ripple

      hell if you did i would pay $5 just to shake your hand good sir

    • smacker

      I would fuck the smack out of it :p

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 No they don't.
    #48 could be a mom, 3 months after our second my Mrs. was a size 4 again.

    • Butch Cassidy

      #44 Huh? OF COURSE THEY DO. Just look at it. It is breathtaking. It took me 17 minutes to even realize there was a duckface in the picture… besides, she probably just finished sucking on a lemon. Totally forgivable.

      • Jordan

        i was going to say just delete the part of the picture with her mug on it and it might be okay, but you still know that shes one of those who makes duckfaces and thinks its okay…. i dunno…i still say no.

    • its_forge

      That second one is like magic innit? The first one and yeah, the figure comes back yay woot. Then they have another one and a couple months later you're sleeping with Kate Beckinsale.

    • mac

      Agreed, she needs to wipe that look off her face

    • Jordan

      Just make a normal face. it requires less work and you dont look like a stuckup bitch.

    • Jack Burton

      Yes they do…why not? Who was even looking at her face anyway?

    • korrie

      yea #44 her ass is not worthy of the chive

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    You're doing it wrong.

  • That Guy

    #15 mia can give me the finger any day… twice.

    • Surf and Snow

      Id rather give her the finger.

      • That Guy

        well played. *simulate slow clap*

    • El Chiverino


      • That Guy

        wow what a homophobic bigoted thing to say. have fun at your cross burning.

        • El Chiverino

          Only if you were on it

          • That Guy

            nice. and to think we were just starting to get along.

            • El Chiverino

              Yeah, and to think I don't have a blog so you can check the bio and tell everyone we are friends! Darn!

      • Vagina Jones

        Why are you angry all the time?

        • Sharky

          Well ya see Vagina, He doesn't get fingered enough,
          nothing like a long, wet, wiggly finger to tickle you when you're down.

    • This Guy

      Mila, not Mia.

      • GK-4

        because one letter
        makes a HUGE difference

    • Wade Wilson

      She has pretty eyes, but perhaps her character from that 70's show made me realize how much I hate Jewy chicks with annoying-ass voices. And her body is not that appealing, I found it to be rather disappointing.
      The only jew I have eyes for is Natalie Portman…sorry.

      • its_forge

        Mila Kunis is not Jewish.

  • manofabsinthe

    #40 Great Scott!

    • Jack Burton

      Good thing that isn't a picture of thechive app….cause that doesn't make shit possible. And I even have the paid version. Get it together over there.

  • JohnsScarf

    #12 actually made me laugh.

    • rcf11

      i actually saved that one for later laughs


    Always so hot!

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    He obviously doesn't want to wreck his new hairdo.

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    #15 I love you too Mila. Please take me back.

    • american chiver

      the caption for #17 should be on this one

    • Trent

      Culkin, is that you?

  • saltygary

    #7 is that HOPA taking her shirt off?


      yes she is…very nice girl.

      • Poppin Fresh

        we need pics of this NAOW!

        • El Chiverino

          Or you could try to make friends, go hang out with them, and take your own pics. That way you can keep them forever, and have a somewhat normal life… loser

          • Bluto

            You are spittin' mad game today…

          • God


    • ham

      okay what is HPOA??

      • Joey98

        HPOA = hot piece of a$$

  • ISU Birds

    #38 He is always getting blazed.

    • Justin Hall

      But can he make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?

  • pdiddily420

    Like a Boss!

    • COCO

      Waste of food. I hope that species eats it.

    • played out

      over used phrase = thumbs down



    • God

      agreed. one of them looks like jay leno.

    • Trollbored

      This is old. Yawn.

  • Posada33


    Scared the shit out of me too

    • mr. rosewater

      The stuff of nightmares. My first thought was of Jurassic Park.

    • Randy

      Looks like a fake/plastic toy

      • Vagina Jones

        You look like a fake plastic toy. Bet you feel dumb now.

    • GK-4

      Why the hell is there an Australian Frilled Lizard
      in a US Postal service mailbox?

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    Happy Mothers Day To US!!

  • leighton


    maybe… chivers?

    • manofabsinthe

      Maybe is a good answer; the thumbnail makes the duckface almost disappear

    • Brother Maynard

      No there are enough nice humps out there, duck face is inexcusable.

    • zombie


      • kodakkid

        NO her ass ain't that great

        • Bluto

          Good enough, but perhaps not to overlook the duck.

    • Skid

      her hump is only mediocre…

      duckface fail

    • Matthias

      Not at this level of duckface….definetly NO

    • Sappercrg

      no fuck off with the duck face once and for all.

  • Special_k


    What Face?

    • Brother Maynard

      It's not even the best one on this thread. Look at #48 and tell me you want to look again at the duck face.

      • Bluto

        Variety = Spice of Life

    • smh

      what ass? straight IHOP branded pancake ass.

    • David

      Oh yeah…she does have a face…

  • Paula_

    Remember guys: Paulas Monthly Suggestion (PMS): http://j.mp/is3D2D
    Paulas rating: ***** (5/5)

    – not David

    • COCO

      I miss you all week. I was really sick and I hope you Chivers wish me well. Thank You

      • Paula_

        Well I might be prejudice but man up already! I'm permanently sick but do you hear me complain?
        But allright sissy, I wish you in a well.

        – that is I'm sick according to most people I know

        • frank

          are you sick because of all the face fucking?
          -Making you sick trough face fucking.

    • Anonymous

      Go away.

    • KeyserSoze

      one of the best sites on the interwebs. I bought the book. You have good taste.

      • Ryan

        Agreed. I was moderately shocked that Paula had that good of taste.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    give me #48 at #17…

  • Josh

    She is THE WORST

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