Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • whataloser

    worst?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      yup…

  • ahhhhyeahhhh

    awesome post.

  • Nobody

    #11 What does it mean?

    • Radar

      So intense!

    • McBeastie

      It means Hugh Jackman is walking around eating tree bark somewhere in the pic…just keep looking.

      • ROK247

        what a wierd movie. but anything with rachel weisz is worth watching

    • 90sgamer

      Double rainbow! All the way! *cry*

      • 2cool4skool

        Double rainbow OMG!

  • DV8

    First?

  • Paula_

    i'M JUST GONNA WATCH #21 FOR A WHILE, BRB
    (oops capslock, hihi)

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Dear customer, I hope you fall and break your neck

    • hMMMM

      I was wondering when this clip would end up on here as a gif…

      • Wilson

        It only took them 3 days ._.

  • jimbob

    #21 yes please

    • dibbs

      why is she so awesome?

      • Freddy

        boobs? just a guess

    • BSmike

      As I watched this on TV I instantly thought "gif". Happy someone else had the same thought.

      • Rob

        What show is it?

        • yourmom

          community on nbc. hysterical show.

  • Anakrusix

    I'm gutsy, but f**k no! #18

  • NateyTheGreaty

    #19

    Great picture, dolphins are amazing creatures.

    • truth

      ………….. THEY'RE COMING!

    • n1ghtstalker

      Even though they are nice, cool dolphins I think I would still shit bricks when I saw 12 or so fins coming towards me!

    • physioboy

      Someone tell me they've got amazing taste.

      • El Chiverino

        especially with a little mayo on toasted bread.

    • YesIt'sTrue

      They're also the only other mammal to rape others

  • hater

    Ok everyone, time to stop feeding the trolls. Please do not acknowledge Paula for he/she/it is a troll- a fake one at that. It is an instrument of the chive, their very own Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern, Jim Rome, etc., perpetrated by the Chive- just another way to get you to tune in to see what ridiculous bs it'll post next. If you acknowledge it, you are a fool; we all know you're smarter than that.

    • NateyTheGreaty

      I usually just neg the comment without reading it. I'm NEW, and when I read one comment, I could tell not paying any attention to his/her/its comments was the best course of action.

      • Paula_

        Thanks! I get a Chive sticker for every thumb down, so thanks! *smooch*
        And still people are wondering why The Chive is always out of stickers, hehehe

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – keeping the fireplace burning with lots of stickers

        • NateyTheGreaty

          Just trying to keep ya warm at night :-p.

      • TruthnJustice!

        WHY the hell would you thumb down a comment without even reading it??? You know, it's assholes like YOU that really piss off a lot of people who like to make legitimate comments! You're nothing more than a goddamned troll yourself!

        • Paula_

          Oh, just let them, I don't care. I find guys like that almost as funny as people who think my IntenseDebate account will be deleted because of my rating. Right. Delete an account because lots of people disagree with you… they don't get it. 🙂

          Hugs,
          Paula,
          – the one you love to hate

        • NateyTheGreaty

          First off, I wasn't actually serious. I've thumbed up Paula before, and she/he/it doesn't really bother me.

          Secondly, it's just a thumb rating… why does it matter? You take things too seriously, dude. Getting pissed off and calling me an asshole over a text comment means you need to grow some thicker skin!

          Edit: I meant, not seriously, that I thumbed down PAULA's comments, not everyone else's.

          • El Chiverino

            ^this guy is onto something…

      • Jules

        I give it a thumbs up every time now:) Troll the troll! 😛

        • NateyTheGreaty

          We're like yin and yang!

    • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

      I see what you did there.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        yeah, obvious troll is obvious. hes just trying to take away the spotlight from the chive institution that is Paula_

        • detroller

          We all know The Chive and Paula are the same people but its still funny to read her/his comment. CHIVE ON THE PAULA!!

        • Paula_

          XXX (you too detroller)

          and a hug,
          Paula
          – the one you love to date

    • Joe

      I think you need some #21

    • Paula_

      Ooohhh….. I love it when you suck up to me like that, go on, go on… pleassseeeEEE!!! Gimme! Gimme!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – I also come when I read "Freckled bra-less redhead with FLBP" out loud 3 times

      • Paula_

        OK, just read back above post and guess what happened… again…. ah…. and now… damn… again.
        (still… Howard Stern…. wow… I almost shead a tear there)

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Still not earning enough stickers

      • http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

        Paula lets meet up, I'm in Australia but if you happen to be out this way sometime, i'd love to meet you. Bruce. Email me bpittardjr@gmail.com.

    • http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

      You should stop reading theChive then if you don't understand it. IMO you're the troll. Get a sense of humour.

      • Paula_

        Right, 'hater' is the troll! Get your pitchforks! Kill him with fire after he played in traffic and killed himself!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – I can haz sticker? thumbz me down!

        • http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

          Oh Paula I love you.

    • hater

      Glad to see the WWE crowd has found the chive. Congrats on dumbing down the site.

  • http://www.facebook.com/longzr Long Tan

    #21 i knew i was gonna find that gif on the chive!

    • BigHate

      I thought only sweet Alison Brie was super sexy. Apparently badass Alison is as well. WIN.

    • Bazinga

      Me, too. I said, "I bet I see this on The Chive on Monday."

    • wuzzman16

      can we just have a gallery of her already?

    • ROK247

      someone involved with making that show really has a hardon for paintball.

    • Yessir

      That was a great episode.

  • chaz

    #3

    3 magical wishes for rubbing those lamps

    3

    • GK-4

      i love that the pocahantas t-shirt seems to have a WTF expression on her face

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Copping a feel and getting away with it! Props to that little dude.

    • Pat McGroin

      Guess which brother is gay…

    • YupYupYup

      and wish #1 was NOt getting smacked upside the head…ow! Ya Gotta wait for the rest of the story

  • Ben

    #14 oh shit yeah Multnomah Falls. I live like 20 minutes from that

    • Nathan

      Fuck yeah! representin from Clackamas baby!

    • Surf and Snow

      Im in Portland too. I saw the photo and said "Hey, I know that place!" Nice to see some Oregon repping every now and again. Chive on!

    • Shazam

      Greetings fellow Portlanders.

      Keep Portland Chivin' (fuck being weird).

      • Steeb

        no…portland is still weird…and it's where young people go to retire

  • Kyle

    this post is legit.

    • Hammer

      2 Legit 2 Quit

  • Joe

    #16 SubMan's release of the Footlong was short-lived due to a small mishap with a passing child.

    • BloodScrubber

      Sources at CNN say he was also ticketed for going commando without proper condiments…

  • Trez

    #5 Like a Boss

  • nottiredatall

    damn talk bout an early morning randomness

  • HollarPeenYo

    #7 Dog is probably thinking "I'd rather have been born in Korea"

    • detroller

      Wind rushing up the anus thar! wooooop

    • H3NN3$$3

      -sigh-
      only crazy-ass white people, seriously
      can that parachute really support the instructor, the customer & that dog.
      Just sayin', I ain't paying good money to get my dog killed

      • ROK247

        US armed forces K9 units train parachuting with their dogs. derp.

    • Urban

      This was stupid. They have a muzzle on the dog so he wouldn't bite the phuck out of them.

  • thedude88

    after watching Thursday's Community, i knew #21 would be here

  • ku2tca86

    #8 Meanwhile in Australia

    • GK-4

      Every 5-year-old American Kids Dream come true….and pretty much how I still imagine ALL of the Australia looks ALL the time.

      • matt

        Kangaroos are pretty common on golf courses here, particularly in the smaller coastal towns, and in Canberra. They're lazy buggers, half of them won't even move when a golf ball hurtles past.

  • Slimey

    #5 .. another "only in korea" photo …

    • GK-4

      may be korean,
      but it could happen anywhere else

  • Jim

    how good is community? #21 and #2 i love that kind of creativity

  • Petey

    theCHIVE: getting me through my procrastination-induced, late-hours studying one night at a time. of course chiving was a major factor in said procrastination. Chive, why must you be so cruel and awesome at the same time?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 if you cant understand why this is awesome, you cant be my friend

    • n1ghtstalker

      This is what the Mayans were worried about when they said we were all going to be screwed in 2012!!!

      • DaddyD

        I thought the Mayans said we were all getting laid in 2012? I've been waiting so long ……..

  • Bazinga

    #10 We're screwed.

    • SuperiorTo8

      Screwed!? Screwed is a normal great white. This is a fucking machine gun wearing, dual katana weilding shark, jumping out of the water to come chomp your ass… Screwed just shat itself!

  • Russel

    #21 and i'll say it again. fuck yeah, alison brie!

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