It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (38 Photos)

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  • Hombre

    #36 Is worth the wait!!!!

    • Sizzle

      Getting herpes from a skank?

      • Justin Sargood

        you mean the gift that keeps on giving?

    • name

      Which wait, the 20 minutes for her to get drunk or the 20 years for fucking a minor?

      • Mr. P. Bear

        Both.

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/penguinbrown kangoskatbot

    #2 Breasts, does a body good.

    • F-oo

      ):
      *Wishes I would finally get boobs*

  • ben

    first

    • http://www.soundcloud.com/penguinbrown kangoskatbot

      Fail.

      • Red Rabbit

        Ha ha! You are first… FOR ME TO POOP ON!

        • Jerry

          Triumph!

  • Urban

    #2 That reminds me, I need to pick up milk on the way home.

  • Oasis

    #19 Achievement Unlocked – Drank piss.

    • Tofu_Ninja

      Game over. Helicopter is on its way to pick you up.

  • John

    #26 Cats – "They Suck"

  • Jeff

    #38 Actually I'm behind you.

  • JAPIV

    #14 Their new album is awesome

  • ROK247

    chive meetup photos or gtfo

    • name

      Quit bitching and go fap to real porn.

  • Finster172

    #35 He looks like the Goomba's from that shitty Super Mario Bros movie

    • ksldrummer

      Don't you mean "He looks like the Goomba's from that AWESOME Super Mario Bros movie"

    • KyleGamgee

      I think he looks like that "Chocolate Man" from the Axe body spray commercials.

    • Stevo

      Does he have lips? Cos I feel bad if he's just a burn victim or something.

  • jesus

    #38
    its smiling at me!

  • crazydog

    #30 thats freaky…..same exact posture

    • james

      Is it sad i read this one in a dobby style voice ?

  • Gevth

    #11 That's from Dr. McNinja, and it's actually sound advice.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #10 Take my strong hand

  • wkdfrog

    #37 …I cannot see a caption….

    • IronEagle119

      How you know there was caption there?

  • willkm75

    #38 dont mind if I do…

  • Moi

    #34 Monthy Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, awesome movie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/gefiltafish1 Petar Đulabić

    #28 she should have her own gallery here someday 😀

    • OGMrWhite

      Hello Chive Brother,
      http://thechive.com/2010/07/14/when-olivia-wilde-

      enjoy.

      Oh and search her on here, Chive has been on point with this

      • T/A6.6

        Thanks had not seen those yet
        great post whenever it was

      • http://www.facebook.com/gefiltafish1 Petar Đulabić

        thanks Chive Bro, but one more gallery would be nice 😀 one newer now that she is divorced 😀

    • GreyGhost9

      Now that she is divorced she shall become my wife.

  • JohnsScarf

    #4 So true

    • Coy

      That's what Mozart said about Classic Rock.

    • http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

      Tis very true, today's music sucks big time. I'll stick with the classics.

  • droopaloop

    #4 When did Public Enemy and Run DMC become classic rock?

    • Crusader

      add to your list Nirvana as well.

    • Six

      Walk this way?

      • StevenTyler

        Walk this way by RunDMC is a remake of the good ol' Aerosmith tune and is not, should not, and should NEVER be considered classic rock. ONLY the original by Aerosmith is classic rock.

    • ???

      Where is Hendrix?

      • Robi5150

        He's in there.

  • Qwerty

    Unimpressed today. I hope this doesn't become a pattern…

    • ranD

      they've had a calendar shoot going on AND the meetup AND it was Mothers Day yesterday. cut em some slack and just be grateful

    • Yawn

      50% repeat 50% lame = motivation fail.

      • trilby

        2nded.

  • MacNCheesePro

    #30 made me lol!

  • OGMrWhite

    #18

    That Shirley Temple LOVED to party

  • E.V.L.

    Sorry Chive, but this post was sub-par from what we've come to expect. Are you guys even trying anymore? 😦
    About the only one I liked was the repost of #38 … such a sweet butt!

    • WHGR

      agree

    • YupYupYup

      Patterns emerges. GTFO, way, way way OUT!

    • IronEagle119

      Sir, your time is over for today, GTFO!

  • Colin

    #25 is as trivial and undeserving a fact as one could possibly conceive. It's like asking most anyone who Petronius was. Hell, Petronius is of much greater note than Alexander von Humboldt. Put simply, your demotivational poster attempt at humor is denied.

    • SinisteRtheWickeD

      "Petronius is of much greater note than Alexander von Humboldt"
      Not sure I agree with that:
      The founder of modern geography > A famous satirist during the reign of Nero IMHO. But then again, I'm a scientist so i'm somewhat biased.

      • Tofu_Ninja

        I like turtles!

    • Firefighter23

      Doesn't he have a squid named after him or something?
      Sorry I go to community college

    • Paz

      Honestly I was going to make a similar comment if someone hadn't already.

    • HUH?

      hmm, where did i drop my nerd…….. oh, there is it!

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