• Paula_

    Helloooo dear Chivers & Chivettes,
    So you really thought someone hacked my account!?

    I TROLLED YOU!! BIIIG TIME!!! Ooohhhh Yeah! I rule!!1
    Props to SkyVader, TIZ and Vagina Jones for being on to me. Big Hug 4U!

    Now… to think of new ways to mess with your minds… hmmm…
    Evil greetings from The Chive, Europe branch

    – I'll be back

    • Brand_n

      Your novelty has long since worn off on this site. Try not to mistake the easiness of thumbing down a comment with interest in your sad attempt at trolling. I've seen better trolling by 13 year olds on YouTube.

      • Paula_

        Oh I'm sure millions of people are better at trolling, regardless of how you define 'better'; it's easy being very rude (I can be) but that's not my thing. You're entitled to your opinion but can't spoil my mood.

        – beaten by 13 year olds on youtube

        • DJwillflo

          I thoroughly enjoy your trolling, Paula.

          • Paula_

            Ah see, now THAT matters 😉

            Big hug,
            – thoroughly enjoying The Chive

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      acting all tough now that you got your account back, hun? only 2 hours ago you were sobbing in your cellar, it was pathetic for a troll like you. all is fair, as long as everybody hates you, right?

      • Paula_

        To get something back you must first have lost it dear xXbeermonkeyXx. Trolls will be trolls.

        – the one you loved to date

    • panama99

      Paula, I have commented once or twice on your chains but I rarely lose any sleep about about your thoughts or comments. the hacking of your user name kept me tossing and turning for 1/2 a second. Now you say you are using the European Branch, I didn't know the Chive had a European Branch maybe it's on a european street or has a european cleaning person. The other possibility is you are overseas using a laptop and since you work for the Chive you consider yourself a self contained office no matter where you are at.

      So on a plane you can be an airborne office, on a ship you can be a floating office and while sitting on the toilet you can be a shit producing office…….

      Good luck to you.

      • Paula_

        You're not supposed to lose sleep, you're supposed to check under your bed before you go to sleep.

        So it's decided then, I'm the CECOB; The Chive European Cave Office Branch.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Panama99

          Paulina, I'm sohonored that you wrote….

          Man, am I going to sleep well tonight.

          -the one I tend to ignore….

      • Bruce

        TLDR dickhead. Leave Paula alone, she's alright in my book. Chive wouldn't be the same without her.

    • Tyler J Smith

      Go and die, you're not a troll, trolls go out of their way to say stupid things to piss people off. All you do is talk and piss people off. That's called being anti-social.

      • Paula_

        I am my own kind of troll and decide for itself how to troll. You can't label me.
        I will die though, promise.

        – what, you won't ever die?

        • oh4fuckssake

          You may be a shitty-ass troll, but you are OUR shitty-ass troll.

          It wouldn't be the same without you.

    • Paulo

      And you are?

      • Paula_

        Paula, Eric and Louis Friend (the latter is a movie reference).

        The rest of me
        – And going to sleep now, 1 AM already

        • Ryan

          I think your losing your touch Paula, your starting to get thumbs up.

          • Paula_

            Ah see, I really don't care about the thumbs. Like I said; I am my own kind of troll that can't simply be labeled or sorted out. I bounce around as I choose.

            – the one you love to hate

    • Barch

      U are a troll? haha, in Russia we eat such kind of failure trolls for a breakfast. GTFO bitch

    • DMMR

      PAULA!!!!!!!!! ^^

    • obb

      who gives a shit?not me.

    • Coldzilla

      And once again the childish attention whore puts up the MeMe sign.

      Ya know its gone past pathetic – people are starting to feel sorry for you, your 132 cats and the big dong you keep in your panty drawer

  • Dood

    Cute, but the score is awesome.

  • name

    Too long, didn't watch. Oh and it was boring.

    Cute kitten though.

  • Sexybeast

    Art thou suckeths, Paula.

  • BeccaB86

    Loved the music – went along with the video nicely.

  • fore skin

    bloody cats

  • junior

    made it to 25 seconds and then realized it was just another pussy fu*king with a fuzzy ball…

    • RoflFunk

      Something you've apparently only seen on TV and in your dreams…how ironic

  • B-Man

    Just when you thought it was safe to get back on the court…

  • top dog

    I thought cats liked balls!

  • Dahm

    That was awsome

  • john

    I don't like those little critters.

  • bobs419

    kinda wish, this was just a dead space add..

    viva la dog

    • Anon

      Dead Space 2 was just on sale on Steam for $24. It's actually a lot of fun.

  • Vagina Jones

    I'm fairly certain that cat was mildly insane.

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    Becca – I see your comments on almost every post…Please show us your goods!

  • buuillis

    Cats mind: "let me move this thing" > (Cats mind forgets initial command) >…Cats mind after thing moves: "Holy Shit! What the FUCK is that"

  • fed

    am i the only one who had a genuine laugh?

    • miker

      I was grinnin' like the Cheshire Cat! That was funny. I'd love to know what, species-translated of course, goes through their head to make them act like that.

  • CarTuned

    That was a CATastrophe

  • Doug

    The most terrifying thing I've ever seen is that tile!!!

  • pbdb

    What a pussy

  • BeccaB86

    I think you'd be surprised how many people get your subtle jokes, and for those that don't… it's fun laughing at the stupid, is it not?

    • Paula_

      I can't please everyone… what one finds offensive is what another finds hilarious… no cook for all mouths…

      – How about: "the one that should go away"?

  • mojo2975

    that was pretty funny, the music went along perfect with it.

  • I am

    Tennis ball 1 : Kitty 0

  • Gstr

    I Love You! :-* !

  • Brah

    It was like a cute little ballet.

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    I don't like cats either…Want to fuck?

    • DrVonnSinistro

      StuScottsLeft Eye Y U NO show some respect?

      • Guest

        DrVonn, tits or gtfo k thanks.

      • StuScottsLeft Eye

        DrVonnSinistro – It's all in good fun. I trust Becca took not disrespect…If she did I apologize. Becca – The offer is still on the table by they way.

        • BeccaB86

          I didn't, but as enticing an offer as it is, I must respectfully decline. I can recommend a good lotion though.

          • StuScottsLeft Eye

            Witty and Cute…2 good qualities. One lingering question though…How would you be in a position to give recommendations in regards to what you're referring to?

            • BeccaB86

              It's lotion, Lefty. What girl can't recommend a good lotion?

              Plus I've seen Silence of the Lambs like 20 times.

              • StuScottsLeft Eye

                On second thought, lotion is too messy…I'm just going to kick it old school when the time arrives. It's always good to change it up though from time to time. LeftEye…OUT!

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