Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Brother Maynard

    DAR! time so slack off!

    • Jedi

      #45 at first I was like…Then I was like…

      • ryan

        I sense a cat that won't give up cigarettes in thechives future

      • TISGREAT

        This is a fantastic scene. Would have loved to have been their.

  • Brother Maynard

    and misspell words.

  • Random

    #38 no such thing as too much

    • Firefighter23

      I'm not gonna argue that there can't be too much boob but I'm not gonna agree. This is the right amount of boobs. Boobs for President 2012!

      • Frank

        A boob has been president for the past 3 years brah.

        • Firefighter23

          Bad taste Frank

      • mouse

        I gotta ask – "Where are her nipples?"

    • cage

      She's also a call girl, just FYI.

      • Mr_Rob

        What are you waiting for leaving contact details?

        • BobSugar

          How do I get this Boba avatar???

          • Mr_Rob

            Don't know where I did find it. You can save it with a right click, or look in tinyeye for it.

            • spacemanspiff

              u mean tin eye?

    • Yann

      I'm not sure it's Zehia Dehar in the video… …but she's HOT.

    • Mike

      I dont know if anyone is aware of this but shes a well known prostitute here in europe….at 19…doesnt bother me in the slightest but fuckin ay

      • Green Bay Sucks

        So you're saying I *could* fuck her!

        • Wayne

          If you've got a couple thousand extra green ones lying around.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #38 #39 I see what you did there!

    • Dave H

      The ladies in #3 agree with your theory

    • Nigel

      Take a gander at #3 and then re-consider y our statement.

    • clarkninz

      #3

      There can be

  • mac

    DAR kicks ass!!!!!

    • trollface.jpg

      further proof chive is american trash… zahia's face is fucked.
      read this. don't give a fuck. neiter do i.

      eat it.

  • Exiliado

    #29 Poor baby

    • Eric Warehiem

      …there's my Chippy.

    • Ken

      I know exactly how that kid feels.

    • twisty

      Now who in the f#@k would have a kid with that!!

      • joko ngelono

        vegeta

        • Mike

          oh snap!

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #3 oh god!!!!!

    • Vice God

      God can't hear you, they ate him.

    • Will

      Challenge accepted. FAIL!

    • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

      WHY!?!?!

      • SAM

        'MERICA

    • Jeremy

      The sad fact is: Most people that fat think they are "a little chubby"

    • Henrik

      When it says ''keep it up'' Do they mean the eating or the swimsuit underwear?

    • Poontangler

      Have you ever seen a 90 lb. butterfly?

      • SWAFF

        yes, when i traveled back in time

    • Maynard B.

      Weren't they in some of those "people in Wal-Mart" postings?

    • Bacchus

      After their meal they were sunbathing & Greenpeace rolled them back into the sea…

    • newscot

      I tried to keep it up, but that picture instantly killed my boner 😦

  • pablo_v

    #3
    Mother of God
    -Thorny
    supertroopers

    • Poontangler

      Diabetic Butterfly?

    • move on

      who the fuck cares. let him post. if YOU people don't like his comments…don't read them and don't respond!

  • Haterade

    I have previously described the circle whereby jocks pick on nerds for liking something, then, five years later, decide it is cool and appropriate it from the nerds. By this time the nerds are generally indifferent, having moved to the next best thing. I have explained this in terms of Chivers’ jockish tendencies, notably in stealing from reddit.

    The recent street art posts solidify this truism. So you know, street art is dead. It was killed by Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and douchebags like John spending good money on what was intended to be free and for the masses.

    Thought I’d expose a little more of the frat mentality that drives this website. That is all.

    • jjj

      dork

      • TISGREAT

        Why do you(haterade) come to this site and look around if you do not enjoy it? What I am really trying to say is YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK. P.S. IF I WASN'T CLEAR YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

        • ...

          never was in one but i loved me a good frat party…

    • TIZ

      dude ur a faggot. please gtfo

      • Haterade

        while I do love the cock, I am quite certain I am not a bundle of wood, typically used for fuel.

        • Nathan

          You sir are worse than Paula. The truest form of troll, one who bitches about a website to only return the next day. If you hate it so much leave! leave, and never return. Or in true Chive form… Y U NO like chive but browse and troll anyways! GTFO!

          • DCMOFO

            He's more like Scumbag Steve:
            Bitches about website

            Spends all day on it.

            • Bluto

              Best comment in the history of the interwebs.

            • hchdg

              Well done.

            • Havoc Control

              LOL great coment DCMOFO.

            • patov40

              BUCKETS!!

    • Hater_Aid

      I neither understand nor endorse this post.

    • damon

      too many words, pass

    • Mr. Wilson

      You're adorable! Let me guess – you have thick glasses, really tight jeans and know a bunch of bands that I've probably never heard of.

      • Haterade

        the secret is out! here I am applying for a job:

    • Moth

      I love you, brother. Keep doing what you're doing.

      • Word

        True that. I love haterade's posts, and they are certainly not trolls, by any means. If you had half a brain, you'd get that. Don't be afraid to see the other side of things too.

        • Bluto

          Nothing about Haterade's continuous insults can be considered "the other side of things."

          • Word

            See above comment to determine whether you have at lease a half a brain. Hint: you do not.

            • Bluto

              Apparently you are the one who lacks in reading comprehension skills. What I am alluding to is the fact that Haterade and others of his ilk tend to throw out insults at anyone who expresses a contrary viewpoint. The insults themselves do not provide anything meaningful about whatever the debated point is, i.e. "the other side of things." I have no problem with you guys expressing your contrary viewpoint, provided you do it with respect and without unnecessary insults. That is a much more persuasive way to get your point across.

    • AnimalStyle

      not all of us frequent reddit, you fucking clown.

      • OneClownShoe

        Hey now. Let's not insult clowns.

        • Haterade

          Clown Dude! Where you been? You are the source of the best chive comment ever:
          what's the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her cunt?
          Only 1/5 of what comes out of her cunt is retarded…

    • bumblefish1985

      I have been a chiver for years, and I have to agree that the site has become pretty fucking mainstream over the last 10 to 12 months. But just because something is mainstream doesnt mean that its bad. The Chive continually pumps out hillarity, awesomeness and amazing T & A. I see nothing wrong with any of that, who gives a shit if its popular. Also, fuck you, you hipocrite, you're on this web site complaining how shitty the site is. If you dont like it, leave.

      • Angry Kid

        Interesting. So, by your own advice, every American which doesn't agree with something about how the country is run should leave? Do you realize you sound like a moron or do you need this reminder?

        • bumblefish1985

          Seeing as I am a moron I quite often forget things. I was on my way upstairs just now to eat jello powder. After your reminder I remembered that I dont attempt stairs without my saftey helmet. You may have just saved my life. Thank you.

          I do not think that someone should leave their country if they dissagree with a perticular form of law, governance or institution. People should fight for a better, more just way of life. However my earlier comment has nothing to do with justice and everything to do with a silly web site that has funny photos and titties. Also, I'm not American.

          • Angry Kid

            If it's a silly website, with silly people and their silly opinions, why are you getting so bent out of shape about it? Also, you're welcome for my saving your life. No repayment needed or expected.

            • bumblefish1985

              I said the website was silly, I said nothing about the people who frequent it or their opinions. I would also feel bad if I dont repay you somehow, you did save my life after all. I am attaching a picture of a cat with 2 faces.
              http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4VP2EQk0Y2Q/R3TLeI0UtVI

              P.S. the Jello was delicious!!!!

              • Angry Kid

                It wasn't actually jello… it was jello powder.

                • smallchinaman

                  You know you've lost an argument when your rebuttal is a correction to a trivial sidenote made in humor.

    • OneStopShop

      I'm happy to hear that they are posting items from other sites. I can only hope they continue to take the best from the rest so I only have to come to the Chive for it all. I don't have time to visit every other site, there is a world outside the matrix, but I do make time for the Chive!

      • You suck

        You know what gets me mad? Is the chives fucking TOS. They say not to steal or repost their shit but in reality it isnt theres except the exclusives. I wish these fucking dickwad swampdonkeys would read out comments but they are too busy making money off of us.

        I too come to the chive and know they steal from everyone…. but I am only scheming!

    • Angry Kid

      The above comments just prove that the majority of Chivers are whiny little bitches, as I've said before – time and time again. Just because I don't like something doesn't mean I should avoid it. Change is born in the form of criticism. In reality, the users on this site reflect a great average, most falling victim to popular opinion, while a few make suggestions and present the bad while applauding the good.

      • Bluto

        Kettle meet pot. Hearing you and your ilk call anyone else "whiny little bitches" is just comical. I'm almost having as much fun reading your whiny comments asviewing the daily posts now.

        • Angry Kid

          I'll ignore your "biting" sarcasm, assuming that you probably patted yourself on the back after writing that daring commentary, and pretend like you actually mean that you enjoy reading commentary that doesn't align with your own ideals, like an intelligent person would.

          • soup

            Why you mad, bro?

    • Ben

      Why you gotta bring down The Chive comment section?
      I hate to sound like a third grader…but if you hate The Chive so much, why do you keep coming back? If its just to be an ass, you're an idiot

      • Angry Kid

        You do sound like a third grader.

    • Big E

      Except that garage door was going to be painted over so theCHIVE bought the whole door off the owner and put pics of it online, allowing the masses to see it for free, as intended. But I guess you think its too mainstream to save it and underground and under a new coat of paint is the same thing.

      • Haterade

        the impermanence of street art is a fundamental part of its artistic value.

    • red

      # 3 You complain, yet they still managed to get a picture of your wife, and sister in today.

      • Angry Kid

        And you still failed to post the picture correctly. #23

        • Haterade

          It's good to have a friend, angry kid…

          • Angry Kid

            Not forever alone FTW.

            • Lau

              I'm pretty sure you are the same person. I believe in psychology this is known as Dissociative Identity Disorder. But really it's just plain pathetic.

    • Angry Kid

      This is good shit, man. Not since the great Osama photo debate have I seen the Chive so riled up. It's nice to see people saying something other than "MOAR," "Find Her" and "YUM YUM YUM!" It's like Chivers actually have opinions on stuff, too.

    • GuZZe

      Well said, I applaud your truth

    • Haterade

      It may be time for those who detest my hatred to consider whether the Chive is paying me to prepare comments antagonistic to the jock, homophobic frat boys who have come to dominate this website.

      Whether my comments make you think or make you mad, the goal remains; drive the "alpha epsilon pay-for-friends" back to whence they came. For everyone knows a frat boy can handle neither thought nor anger that cannot be placated through physical violence. Ask him to think or respond with thought and their systems malfunction. Soon enough they leave, bewildered and frightened at their sheer lack of power.

      It is those indifferent few that represent the group that ought live on under the Chive banner.

      • Capitalsfan74

        What is your problem with fraternities and the people in them? Fraternities are actually nothing like they are portrayed in movies, on television and in music. Not all of us are Asher Roth douchebags, in fact, that is just a minuscule percentage. Sure, we act like idiots on Friday and Saturday nights, but that is part of it; discovery, experimentation and above all, fun.

        The brothers in my fraternity will remain my friends for the rest of my life, just like my father and his friends and my grandfather before him. Just because we drink and fool around doesn't mean we aren't intelligent, productive members of society. We all have jobs and study harder than you think.

        Broad generalizations are never any fun. If fraternities aren't your thing, than fine, but don't judge all of us off of what you see on MTV or what you hear on Asher Roth's latest album.

        • TCUchiver

          you left out Wednesday nights, Thursday all day HH's and occasionally Sunday after chapter meetings….we could just do it a little different in the South though…..j/k

          • El Chiverino

            Texas Christian sucks!

      • Bluto

        Part of your problem is all of the assumptions you make about who the other Chivers are here. I am not a jock, don't care abuot anyone's sexual preferences, and have never been in a fraternity. I am just someone who would like to see everyone respect and act civilly toward one another. Calling others whores and worse fails in that regard. That is the purpose of my commentary directed to you and those that seem to agree with you. And I highly doubt the Chive is paying you to try to drive away traffic based on who you deem appropriate to enjoy this website. Nonetheless, I fully intend to continue enjoying this website and live on under the Chive banner whether you like it or not.

        • SwampDonkeyPunch

          You are a fucking FAT Swampdonkey who lives with your parents, is a virgin and is probably faping to these comments because you have no friends and nothing to go do!!!!

          • mark

            Point proven.

        • Haterade

          I guess I wasn't talking to you then, Bluto.

      • Phil

        I am not in a frat and still think you are a trolling tool… did they not give you a bid or something?

      • Anon

        Huh? What are you talking about? I'm almost one hundred percent sure the Chive – or any business for that matter – would ever pay some one to get rid of their customers. You just sound stupid. Not that you are stupid, but you sure as sand sound stupid. No one believes Chive is paying you.

        What is wrong with street art? It's an alternative art form in an urban medium. It has been done for years and is finally becoming seen as something more than graffiti. Who cares if people like Brad Pitt or whoever you said before (forgive me, I'm too lazy to view your past comments) enjoy street art. Why do you care if people appreciate an art form? It's elitist to believe that only non-mainstream people like you can enjoy an art form.

        Stop being so hateful. The Chive is for people to enjoy. Who cares if there are things from around the web? It's a site to make people happy and to help people procrastinate during work and school. Don't hate something good and stop spreading hate to happy people.

        • Angry Kid

          I read the second sentence of your third paragraph as "The Chive is for fat people." And it made me slightly less angry, for a moment.

    • my puttang itches

      You are just awesome this site is becoming a whorebag of bulllshit. Used to love her but I had to kill her because she became just like every other whore.

    • Nerd 2

      Dude, what happened to you. I'm sorry some jock fucked you up and made fun of you. I can assure you most the guys on here are not athletic, let alone jocks. Let go of your past, its making you an asshole.

    • LineHog

      Who gives a sh!t about reddit, I went there once to see what the hipe is all about and it sucked, I don't care where the Chive gets its material, Egotastic used to be the first page I would go after my home page, and now its The Chive!

    • MacNCheesePro

      Your thesis statement, supporting statement and concluding statement don't make much sense. It's obvious you hate on the people that like and/or own this site with your statement of hating jocks and assuming that is all that come here. You don't like anything that is not underground because of the street art statement since it has become more popular. You must be an underground nerd that got pushed around when you were younger. Am I correct?

      • JstevensF

        Long comment thread is long.

        • MacNCheesePro

          True that. I contributed to an argument on the Internet that is already too long. I need a shower. I feel dirty.

    • Kyle Retrato

      #41 All day long…

    • move on

      who the fuck cares. let him post. if YOU people don't like his comments…don't read them and don't respond!

    • http://www.thechive.com DavidBowiesJunk

      Omg this dude again!… seriously?? I didn't even read the comment (cause that in itself is a waste) i saw the name and how long it was and sighed.. If you don't like material, the people, the comments or the content, why come back? Better yet don't come back. You suck the fun out of everything.. for fuck sake go away already. I never feed trolls cause its a waste of time, effort and energy on my part(no one will probably read it cause of the length) and nothing ever gets solved, so consider this a way to vent my frustration on your existence. But for you exceptions will be made.. how long did it take you to write that bro?? lol and then writing to all the responses to your self derived conclusions on how the chive isn't worth your time or whatever your lame rant was this time… Just think of all the other possibilities you could of done with that much time and energy spent,, Like get a hobby, move out of the basement, plant a tree, solve the national debt, get a girlfriend, exercise (which include standing, turning side to side instead of letting your swivel chair take the reins on that one) or maybe just maybe a brisk walk to enjoy the scenery, the list goes on and you get the point… but no you decide to tool it up on here… lol its just so pathetic.

      • Haterade

        Ugh. I am stuffed. Thanks for stepping up to the plate and feeding me…

  • goForth

    #26

    Meanwhile, in Missouri…

    • hitechsailor

      Nah, that's Arkansas. In Missouri we'd kill it with fire!

      • PoppinFresh

        you stole the words from my mouth. Kill it with fire.

    • Kevin

      hey, i'm from Missouri!….and yes, you are correct!

      • TomorrowbyStorm

        Also from Missouri…don't think anyone would look twice at it. The Juggalo Nation is pretty strong around these parts.

        And that, is a juggalette not a Juggalo.

        • ONEBILLIONDOLLARS

          Run. Run far, NAO

    • Jason

      As a Missourian myself, my first thought was "yup. sounds about right."

    • Michael

      Anywhere that is not St. Louis, KC, or Columbia.

  • JohnsScarf

    I bet that is not all that is stuck in the drain #40

    • Silentrob

      Don't forget twitter… @SashaGrey your welcome.

    • Molteninjabob

      She needs to talk some sense into my wife.

    • topher

      sasha grey is amazing

  • zman

    #33 hopefully sexy chivettes tomorrow will allow me to break it!!!

    • truthteller

      You do know there is tons of porn on the net right or are you a dumbass like all the chivers ?

      • Bryan

        Some people like seeing real women

    • Wade Wilson

      Aw, how sad. You're on the internet and whack'n it to chicks wearing clothes. You sir, are hearby nominated for FAIL OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR AWARD.
      Fucking amatuer.

  • andy

    hell yeah colombian girlssssss

    • Angry Kid

      The ones who haven't been kidnapped yet, anyway.

    • YupYupYup

      Nice to see you barely even unpacked your things before stripping down for us.

  • Yucky

    #35 HOLY BALLS!!!

    • Yucky

      #36 Goddamn it. Did they remove a picture or something?

  • DCMOFO

    #25
    Shorts, tent mode engage.

    • JHL1

      I know her name…. Anna Maysingbod

      • Yo Mamma

        I see what you did there. Almost got me

    • ZacJ

      Proof that God likes us! He really really likes us!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #48 This is one of my favorite artistic looks when women are involved, where the color tones are tweaked in a picture to highlight.

    • Danger Pat

      Agreed. That's why I submitted that picture, and a few others with that same concept a few days ago. This is the first to get posted. Fingers crossed for more.

      • antichuck

        I want it in HQ!!!

  • TIZ

    #38 not enough

    • cangrejo

      hey if you want more just search zahia dehar, she's a famous 19 year old high class prostitute, she was caught in a scandal with like half of the french soccer team for engagin in her hmmm services when she was 17.

  • DNA

    #44 Oh My……Colombia!

    • a-non

      Yeah, I'll give that some love

    • Stretchy

      who the hell is she !!!???

      • Mr.k

        Lol thats a DUDE, dude! I mena a he-she, okej i'm just gonna say it! Hold tight in your winky! Its a shemail! LOL Who are gay?! U are gay!!!

        • ** PAULA HATER **

          Dude or not count me the hell in. whooooty!

        • ground0

          U MAD ?

    • Preach

      Baby just pack them suitcases, and head to local airport. I'll send you my address, and we can get our life started.

    • Tomas

      She's missing the pile of cocaine that she'll be forced to smuggle out of that country. o.0

      *snark*

    • this guy

      how about an entire post for colombianas

    • Rick

      Colombianas are usually nipped and tucked. GTFO! Silicon parts are made for toys ~_~

  • sam

    #19, #20

    clever, chive

  • Pimp

    #44 mother fker busted a nut

  • jjj

    #34 umm paint

  • Question

    Thumbs up for PC, thumbs down for Macs.

  • http://twitter.com/MrChAndy @MrChAndy

    #41
    Is it bad that when I went to look at the source in the corner the first thing I noticed was the word "chive"?

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      You know how I know you're gay?

      That was catherine zeta jones' best moment

      • Brad

        From the movie "Entrapment"

      • dills`

        You know how I know youre gay? Your mom told me when I pulled my cock out of her ass

        • What..

          You know how I know your gay? You just said that.

      • its_forge

        That was Catherine Zeta Jones' body double.

    • teh_shard

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      As in movie ARchive…no wonder Michael Douglas married her.

      • its_forge

        Joke was on him, that's a body double, it was all over the news that year.

    • Adam

      Who doesn't remember this scene WOW.

  • disturbed

    #44 Yes and MOAR please.

    • truthteller

      Now she is a real women ! To hell with all the skinny girls of chive.

  • pdiddily420

    In the words of Robert Plant
    "I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love"
    #44

    • KeyserSoze

      All 2 of them?

    • bryanbarbeau

      both of them

    • R-Dub

      All 4?

      • Bob

        Thats a guy..

    • HoratioBoobles

      I like "I'm gonna love you till the juice runs down your leg"

    • SJT

      She asked him to give her 9" and make it hurt, so he rammed it in 3 times and then punched the shit out of her.

  • SomeoneLessFamiliar

    I laughed for a good two minutes straight at #15. Hilarious!

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