Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Kris

    #1 Good lord he looks like Chris Jericho

    • crazydog

      um, no he doesn't.

  • Lynne Sandilands

    #17 Yo dawg we herd you like pool……

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    #8 – able to come up with new and exciting uses of the Chuck Norris joke, gotta love it!

    • Country Boy

      Lol, this is about 30 minutes from where I live. Matt & Terry's Auto Sales – Joplin, MO.

  • Brad

    #20 And he was never seen again…

  • http://twitter.com/Piston_Dave @Piston_Dave

    #19 worked for me, in just 4 weeks!

  • Fudge

    #21 well god is dog spelled backwards after all…

  • Isaac

    #13 procratibation is at an all time high

  • dave

    #4 in the time you took to write the note you could've cleaned it yourself.

  • Bob

    #10…Not Awesome, waste of money.
    #11…As big of a fan as I am of American Psycho, This gif would be a million times better without the dialougue there.

  • efrainoscar

    #13 out of curiosity… what's the record?

    • KKK

      36 in 24 hours.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #14 is a masterpiece

    • http://twitter.com/Wally_MS @Wally_MS

      What the hell is it?

      • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

        cabin in the woods made from dirt

  • gormless

    Of course there is a problem, he's not wearing a helmet.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #22 Chive, are you trolling me? I stared at this for 2 minutes and didn't see anything move…

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Apparently my browser was trolling me, it's working fine today…

  • Brian Michael Schade

    #5 and #18 – Need to get me one of those.

    #14 – Lost on me. What's this image showing?

    #15 – Incredible shot. Hard to tell if this was 'shopped at all, but who cares? It's awesome.

  • Karen

    Thanks for setting the moron straight who is under the impression that Obama himself killed Bin Laden. It's those types of idiots who will vote to re-elect him, too. Sad…

    • ydodonutshave2die

      lmao u guys r super lame of course the PRESIDENT deserves some credit for killing the worlds most wanted terrorist without him the seals wouldn't have been out there so pull your head out of Glenn Becks ass and think for yourself

      • paulhitchcock

        Actually, if Obama had gotten his way back when we first got involved in AfPak, the SEALs WOULDN'T have been out there.

  • fuse

    I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BidsJump.com

  • http://yourmomma.com Mook

    #10 is not awesome, it is a 1990's pet rock.
    You can make them with a printer, glue and some cardboard.
    Keep buying over priced shit people.

  • McBeastie

    seek help.

    • DuncanIdaho33

      Don't need help, I have "Change". Lord help us all, even you I reckon.

  • rachelj

    17, she has mastered the short bus shot. thankgod she is hot or she would be doomed in life

  • Allenavw

    #10 I remember I had an epic shiny one with a lion on it. It kicked ass.

  • McBeastie

    Well, to be honest Chris, you probably couldn't say it any better because you only have a 3rd grade education.

  • OhSomeEvil

    you are awesome, keep that shit up.

    • Allenavw

      Thanks : )

  • paulhitchcock

    Yes, he said the word…after waiting over three months once we figured out where OBL was and mulling it over for 16 hours after the SEAL team was in place. Real decisive decision-making there. Also, EVERYONE, from Hillary Clinton, to Leon Panetta, to Gen. Petraeus, was telling him they needed to go in and kill him. Yeah, he deserves a lot of credit for going along with what everyone else wanted him to do.

    Here's the video of Bush's speech on the aircraft carrier.

    Rather than believe everything you read on salon.com, why don't you watch that video and then tell me when Bush "announced" that the mission was accomplished? In fact, he did quite the opposite. He said that we had a long fight ahead of us. The "Mission Accomplished" banner was placed on the superstructure at the request of the commanding officer of the aircraft carrier. They were returning from their longest sortie to date, and were proud of the mission *they* had accomplished in helping overthrow Saddam Hussein in Iraq.

    Liberal pundits twisted the message of the banner in order to try to make Bush look like an idiot, and idiots like you bought it hook, line, and sinker without doing any independent research of your own.

    And just because I know you're thinking it, no, I'm not a Bush apologist. I didn't vote for him in either election, and I think he's one of the worst Presidents we've had. I just hate it when people twist the facts to either try to claim credit they don't deserve or bash someone for something he didn't say.

    • McBeastie

      I just know that he's the commander in chief. I've still got a modicum of respect for the office. I'm no Bush fan either, but I'd be defending and giving him his dues if he was in charge during the operation…but he wasn't, Obama was and as Commander in Chief I say good job to him.

      I don't visit salon.com…I'm too busy fuckin' off at the Chive.

  • Josh

    #17 & #18 epic!

  • Ken

    #19 I can tell you how he got from there to there: Photoshop.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top