I want a pet monkey (33 photos)

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  • Justin

    Researchers at OHSU announced today that they have a possible vaccine for the HIV virus, successfully tested on Monkeys. These cute little bastards are helping to save people too.

    • Matthew

      they are probably having a pretty tough time being infected with Aids though….

    • Al Bondigas

      got any papers, scientist?

      • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

        Their using a virus which has been design to attack HIV and AIDS which will remain in your body for life, tests on carries of SIV have been highly successful and not a single trace has been found of the original virus under the most detailed tests. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1385962

  • TISGREAT

    so close

  • Silverback

    I've got a monkey you can pet.

  • pdiddily420

    Monkey's love pussy.

    #12 #16

    • stinky

      i need a #12 for my pussy

      • Slevin

        Dont we all

    • pdiddily420

      Although some monkeys don't have any game and are forced to pay for it.

      #2 #13

  • MoistSnuff

    #6 Like a boss

  • Slevin

    #24
    WTF monkeys can get away with it but when we try it we get slapped

    • Ted Stickles

      those are apes, our cousins who share over 90% of the same DNA with us.

      Lucky bastards

    • Yo Mamma

      Ape on Left – "DAAAMMMNNN! Oh no you didn't"

  • Shawn

    I always pet my monkey.

  • http://twitter.com/yvanminino @yvanminino

    Monkey see… Monkey do, actually studies have shown that monkey prefer watching close ups pictures of female monkey butts than eating… true story

    • DCMOFO

      I checked out the Hump Day gallery yesterday instead of going to lunch.

      • amrith777

        So–there ya go.

  • bettingonthecubs

    Will you please stop monkeying around and post some more photos?

  • PoppinFresh

    #17 Woah, that's hot! Turn the lights off baby, Discovery Channel is on…

  • FueledByAdrenaline

    Where was the monkey poo fight? I was told there would be some serious poo slinging going on here!

  • BeccaB86

    You'll want a monkey until they rip your neighbor's face off when she comes over unannounced… then you'll want 2.

    • aosux

      Anyone else hear the 911 call from the lady who watched her friend get mauled by her pet monkey or it might have been an orangutan. Crazy shit

  • Blumpkin

    "Hey, hey, We're the Monkeys"

  • EdWood

    #6 and #24.
    Find this guy for Chive photo shoots.
    Monkeys hands don't hover.

  • Royce

    #2 That is not the kind of cute little monkey I was expecting….

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    so i guess this is the gallery where i can give myself up for adoption. heres my ad:

    single monkey seeks a new home. has normal health habits and is potty trained. feeds solely on beer and derivatives. good for reaching high places and cuddling. female wanters may apply below this comment.

    so, any takers?

    • Kellen

      I found a picture of you so the ladies know what they're getting.
      http://www.svr-scca.com/fark/simpsons_mojo_helper

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        thats the one, but only during mornings. the rest of the day im sporting a clean black tuxedo. suit up!

  • today

    You do NOT, in reality, want a monkey (or ape) as a pet.
    It would be like having a child in their terrible two's constantly for 40 years, who likes to bite, has fangs, is an escape artist, and needs diapers with a tail hole.
    They are very cute, except when they are trying to tear your face off, breaking things, etc.

    • A. S. Master

      What if I'm into stuff like that?

    • A. S. Master

      What if I'm into stuff like that?!?

    • RatedR401

      You are the annoying person in the Dane Cook joke about pet monkey's aren't you?….find it on youtube.

  • http://twitter.com/CABigMac @CABigMac

    I would like #23 … without the Monkey!

  • Dagnut
    • Brewdy

      Whose french bulldogs?

    • KKK

      Boston Terriers.

  • A. S. Master

    #12 Assassin Monkey finds no joy in his job.

  • sandi

    #3 Those aren't monkeys

    • A. S. Master

      Duh! They're Flying Monkeys!

      • sandi

        i know, right

    • Tim Horton

      Boston Terriers! If you like crazy, hyper-ass dogs I suggest getting one. They're great dogs.

      • Dagnut

        I thought they were french bulldogs

        • Zach

          They are very similar, but these are definitely Bostons. The one on the left looks exactly like mine.

          • Dagnut

            word

    • top dog

      Why no, those are monkeydogs….yes, thats what they are, monkeydogs.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #6 …please hire him for the next chive photoshoot…..he looks like a chiver

  • A. S. Master

    You type "#3" into the comment.

    • Dagnut

      Thank you.

  • Vagina Jones

    #15 is so awesome for not reason.

    • Vagina Jones

      no*

  • Allen

    MoNkey hATe CleaN

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