I want a pet monkey (33 photos)

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  • w00deye

    # 25 I didn't know Disney had an Anal Kingdom.

    • Allen

      They do now

  • 03_SE_XTERRA

    #6 monkey thinks hes people

  • w00deye

    I didn't know that disney had an Anal Kingdom.

  • misschris

    • Ken

      Yeah, but where is the rodeo monkey dressed up as a cowboy and riding the Border Collie? When the (damned dirty) Apes take over in the distant future, there will be Hell to pay for that indignity!

  • Jack

    #10 #15 #18 #20 are just animal cruelty and not funny in my opinion

  • gregorije1

    #1 god of laziness, we salute you and ask for your guidance

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    as i stated before, im potty trained so all poo flinged goes into the toilet.
    do you have beer? if you dont, thats a dealbreaker

  • EdWood

    Take that Paula.

  • RatedR401

    #7 is adorable but when they get older they are EVIL and ugly! Also, all I can hear right now is the Dane Cook joke about pet monkeys!!!! hahahaha

  • RatedR401

    Calm down

  • BMW

    Doing it right… #6

  • Christian

    Of course #1, #6, #10, #24, #25 are all apes, not monkeys….being a zoologist, I am just sayin'…

  • Dick LeGrande

    Monkeys are fun to have around….until they try to put their dick in your ear, ask the old VP of WB. #5
    "You wanna get this monkeys dick outta my ear Rich"?

  • Walker

    Fuck Jersey Shore!!!

    • j22

      Have you seen it? Pauly seems like a cool guy to hang out w…

  • AbedNadir

    The ultimate monkey.

  • bounceBack1

    And street art isn't really on the street, and a freckle is really called an "ephelis."
    Does anyone care?
    So shut up and enjoy the monkey awesomeness.

  • bless1

    #3- monkeys are always funny, even dog monkeys.

  • jorge

    Nah man, I'm cool…Imma stay home dawg, chill with my monkey. Y'all can keep fuckin' those people if you want, niggas….MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME!

  • Turtle

    It's all fun and games until your monkey goes all outbreak on you and starts flinging poo.

  • papperboy

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  • Sn can

    Lancelot Link….Secret Chimp!

  • Billy

    #25 anal kingdom anyone?

  • Urban

    #20 Looks like something out of a horror film.

  • charles

    #3 dem b boston terriers. nice try

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